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10th December 2018 - 3.43 pm
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10th December 2018 - 9.25 am
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18th December 2018 - 11.00 am
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17th December 2018 - 11.10 am
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17th December 2018 - 10.30 am
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17th December 2018 - 9.30 am
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17th December 2018 - 8.30 am
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17th December 2018 - 8.20 am
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16th December 2018 - 10.00 am
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15th December 2018 - 8.20 am
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14th December 2018 - 12.20 pm
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14th December 2018 - 11.20 am
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13th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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12th December 2018 - 12.50 pm
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12th December 2018 - 11.10 am
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12th December 2018 - 10.40 am
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13th December 2018 - 5.38 pm
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13th December 2018 - 5.05 pm
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12th December 2018 - 9.10 pm
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17th December 2018 - 11.10 am
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13th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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Sacked Jose Mourinho comforted by fact that the world will soon be celebrating his birth
18th December 2018 - 10.36 am
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Colleagues pretend not to hate each other in return for free turkey and wine
18th December 2018 - 9.23 am
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Nobody actually wants Santa to be a woman or gender-fluid person, you gullible dickhead
18th December 2018 - 8.38 am
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Tourist from Iowa becomes Donald Trump's new Chief of Staff
17th December 2018 - 3.21 pm
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Lip-reader confirms Theresa May told Juncker "shove it up your bollocks, you pissed-up slag"
17th December 2018 - 10.42 am
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Man who remembers when Freddos were 10p horrified to realise just how long ago that was
17th December 2018 - 10.22 am
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New blow for Theresa May as she fails to win BBC Sports Personality of the Year
17th December 2018 - 9.57 am
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Removal of Severn Bridge toll means Wales no longer just glamorous playground to the rich and famous
17th December 2018 - 9.40 am
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Is the ghost of Princess Diana REALLY present in Prince William's official Christmas card?
14th December 2018 - 3.12 pm
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"Can we tell that alleged rapist to go away again now we've got his vote?" asks PM
14th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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Side that absolutely doesn't need or want this deal still refusing to negotiate further for some reason
14th December 2018 - 9.40 am
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Hipster racist into antisemitism before it was cool
14th December 2018 - 9.18 am
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Kleptomaniacs reminded there are only 12 shoplifting days till Christmas
13th December 2018 - 1.55 pm
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'Mary Poppins Returns' slammed for failing to include Yondu
13th December 2018 - 12.09 pm
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Theresa May to star in British reboot of The Walking Dead: The Dancing Dead
13th December 2018 - 11.41 am
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Theresa May "absolutely delighted to continue with this utter f*cking shambles"
13th December 2018 - 9.37 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg to take to the hills and wage pro-Brexit guerrilla campaign
13th December 2018 - 9.21 am
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"63% of the vote is not a big enough majority" insist irony-free Brexiters
12th December 2018 - 9.40 pm
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Dismay for Jacob Rees-Mogg as he fails to make old lady homeless and unemployed for Christmas
12th December 2018 - 9.21 pm
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Jacob Rees-Mogg to release 'I got 48 letters but the bitch ain't gone'
12th December 2018 - 9.01 pm
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Everyone gets a set of knives in Conservative Secret Santa
12th December 2018 - 2.25 pm
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First challenger to Theresa May's leadership is Lady Incognito
12th December 2018 - 11.55 am
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Everybody almost-but-not-quite feeling sorry for Theresa May
12th December 2018 - 11.11 am
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Theresa May cancels this evening's vote of confidence in her leadership
12th December 2018 - 10.28 am
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Latest exciting edition of Tory Thunderdome called for tonight
12th December 2018 - 9.29 am
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Tory Brexiters demand new leadership vote insisting 'the will of the MPs' has changed since 2016
12th December 2018 - 8.39 am
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Theresa May faces her greatest humiliation for a couple of hours
12th December 2018 - 8.14 am
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Donald Trump threatens to shut down the federal government if Mexico refuses to pay for his wall
11th December 2018 - 7.33 pm
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Intruder tasered and arrested at Westminster before being asked if HE can fix Brexit
11th December 2018 - 6.40 pm
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Avengers: Endgame trailer provoking better reactions than entire Justice League movie
11th December 2018 - 11.45 am
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"Harry Potter and The Ceremonial Mace" begins filming in Westminster
11th December 2018 - 10.57 am
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Southampton cancel Sunday’s match with Arsenal because they don’t fancy losing
11th December 2018 - 10.21 am
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European officials pretending not to be in as Theresa May returns to Brussels
11th December 2018 - 9.34 am
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Theresa May cancels next general election because she doesn't think she'll win
11th December 2018 - 9.03 am
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Irish border checks to be carried out on Craggy Island
10th December 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Prime Minister delays Brexit deal vote until she's finished writing her CV
10th December 2018 - 3.43 pm
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Boris Johnson hoping new haircut tricks people into forgetting he's a twat
10th December 2018 - 10.29 am
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"You lost, get over it" Brexiters told outside European Court of Justice
10th December 2018 - 9.47 am
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Government pilot scheme to reduce state pension liability fails as 71-year-old survives jungle ordeal
10th December 2018 - 9.25 am
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Theresa May urged not to sign any more Christmas cards ‘from the Prime Minister’
9th December 2018 - 4.25 pm
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Brexit Betrayal march to attract people from all walks of racism
9th December 2018 - 4.00 pm
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Audi owner ruins sex session by pulling out without warning
7th December 2018 - 1.47 pm
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Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
7th December 2018 - 12.25 pm
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Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
7th December 2018 - 11.52 am
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury could see record broken for most piss thrown at one stage
7th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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White, straight man pretty happy sexism, homophobia and racism all sorted out now
7th December 2018 - 10.01 am
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