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Published: 11th February 2019 - 12.26 pm
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'Any chance of a new kidney unit?' ask dialysis patients after French billionaires donate 600m Euro to save Notre Dame
17th April 2019 - 9.36 am
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Nigel Farage livid after learning that Stonehenge was built by Turkish immigrants
16th April 2019 - 11.56 am
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Opinion: Resurgam, or 'I shall rise again'
16th April 2019 - 11.25 am
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Daily Mail 'journalist' spontaneously combusts as Shamima Begum is granted legal aid
16th April 2019 - 10.27 am
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DNA tests reveals Stonehenge was a neolithic monument to kebabs
16th April 2019 - 9.46 am
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Trump Tower to replace existing fire safety equipment with airborne water tankers
16th April 2019 - 9.17 am
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World reminded that firefighters are remarkable
16th April 2019 - 9.02 am
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'Line of Duty' jargon to get its own spin-off series
15th April 2019 - 3.36 pm
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Helping someone guess a password is much worse than rape, insists US government
15th April 2019 - 2.23 pm
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Joey Barton and Barnsley manager clash over Kant's categorical imperative
15th April 2019 - 12.04 pm
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Who the hell is DCI Hargreaves?, asks Britain
15th April 2019 - 11.35 am
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Terrorism threat reduced to negligible after GCHQ crack Frank Sidebottom's secret codes
15th April 2019 - 10.33 am
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People who post Game of Thrones spoilers the new paedophiles
15th April 2019 - 9.32 am
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Nigel Farage launches new colour of bus to with which try and fool the public
15th April 2019 - 9.12 am
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All the great political satirists joke about not raping people, insists Gerard Batten
14th April 2019 - 8.20 pm
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Dog barking in his sleep dreaming he's a direwolf
14th April 2019 - 3.43 pm
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I had a parachute, Emperor explains
13th April 2019 - 11.14 am
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New Star Wars trailer literally the most important thing in the world right now
13th April 2019 - 10.36 am
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Nigel Farage launches the 'Get Nigel Farage on Telly' party
12th April 2019 - 7.45 pm
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Co-op becomes first supermarket to bake gingerbread men without genitals
12th April 2019 - 3.32 pm
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Nigel Farage launches new political party for MEPs who like getting paid but not doing any work
12th April 2019 - 2.44 pm
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Criminalisation of upskirting means Daily Mail unable to print any more photos of female celebrities
12th April 2019 - 1.31 pm
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Israel fires spacescraft at the moon after alleging someone there threw stones at them
12th April 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Warning that scrapping Page 3 could leave footballers unable to find girlfriends
12th April 2019 - 12.42 pm
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BBC accidentally shows clip of sofa being disinfected following Mark Francois appearance
12th April 2019 - 9.18 am
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Julian Assange's cat celebrating having entire room and balcony to itself
11th April 2019 - 3.21 pm
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"Black Hole" picture actually the Eye of Terror, humanity warned
11th April 2019 - 2.26 pm
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Mark Francois named European of the Year for uniting entire continent in agreeing he's a twat
11th April 2019 - 12.12 pm
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Ecuador finally sick of Julian Assange's shit
11th April 2019 - 11.08 am
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TV fans delighted as Brexit renewed for another season
11th April 2019 - 10.03 am
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Defiant Brexiter changes his stock response to "Whatever snowflake, we'll definitely be out by the end of October"
11th April 2019 - 9.29 am
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Parliament looks forward to nice, long holiday after EU grants Brexit extension
11th April 2019 - 9.02 am
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Scientists release first ever image of Brexit
10th April 2019 - 4.09 pm
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Poo particles appalled to find themselves living on your manky old toothbrush
10th April 2019 - 12.26 pm
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Parliament's summer recess to be officially renamed 'Sensible Season'
10th April 2019 - 12.06 pm
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Office wanker thinks putting milk in a cup of tea is something people should have strong opinions about
10th April 2019 - 11.49 am
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Dalai Lama says ‘f*ck this shit’ to further reincarnations
10th April 2019 - 10.26 am
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EU to grant year-long Brexit extension to give Britain the time to fully tear itself apart
10th April 2019 - 10.11 am
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"Sexual health" robots demand better working conditions and therapy
9th April 2019 - 4.09 pm
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Quickie divorces to be granted to couples who cite irreconcilable disagreements over how to load dishwasher
9th April 2019 - 3.34 pm
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Philip Green lookalike seen 'licking lips' at Debenhams' pension scheme
9th April 2019 - 12.43 pm
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University is where you can just spout off and everyone has to listen, says man who understands nothing about universities
9th April 2019 - 9.53 am
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