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Published: 11th February 2019 - 12.26 pm
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5 Ways We Train Teenage Girls To Love Psychopaths
3rd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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The 5 Weirdest Schemes Real Countries Use To Pay The Bills
2nd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Unhelpful Ways We Respond To A Friend In Crisis
2nd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Weird Facts About Congress Nobody Told You In School
1st March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Ways Baby Boomers Keep Getting Worse
1st March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Trump condemns audience for chanting ‘send her back’ not ‘send them back’
19th July 2019 - 2.33 pm
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Universal Studios drop first ever cat video hated by the Internet
19th July 2019 - 2.16 pm
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Furious Labour supporters slam 1987 edition of Top of the Pops for 'anti-Corbyn bias'
19th July 2019 - 12.09 pm
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FaceApp preparing citizens for their appearance in event of no-deal Brexit
19th July 2019 - 11.00 am
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Randy haunted haystack still somehow hurtling towards Downing Street
19th July 2019 - 10.23 am
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Furious KKK sues Donald Trump for copyright infringement
19th July 2019 - 9.56 am
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Brexiters left furious as parliamentary sovereignty stops parliament getting its sovereignty back
18th July 2019 - 4.25 pm
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Horror 'fan' actually just reading plot summaries on Wikipedia
18th July 2019 - 12.37 pm
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Man castrated and hounded to suicide by government 'happy' to be on fifty-pound note
18th July 2019 - 12.09 pm
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Conspiracy theorists to celebrate 50th anniversary of first 'moon landing was fake' claim
18th July 2019 - 9.26 am
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Boris Johnson finally acknowledged as a great statesman after waving kipper around
18th July 2019 - 9.06 am
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PM's final speech warns of dangerous political climate she helped create
17th July 2019 - 6.14 pm
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Security services hugely grateful to everyone for uploading their biometric data to FaceApp
17th July 2019 - 3.34 pm
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If one is head-butted in a tunnel and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? asks Joey Barton
17th July 2019 - 2.32 pm
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UFC looking to snap up Joey Barton in transfer window
17th July 2019 - 10.31 am
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'Free Delivery over £75' is not a f*cking special offer, online shops told
17th July 2019 - 10.10 am
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World completely accepts Donald Trump is not racist following his clever declaration that he isn’t
17th July 2019 - 9.21 am
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16th July 2019 - 7.36 pm
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Scotland begs the US not to send Donald Trump 'back to where he came from'
16th July 2019 - 3.31 pm
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Once great nation that put men to the moon unable to get c*nt out of White House
16th July 2019 - 12.57 pm
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Trump's comments are totally unacceptable, insists man who refers to black children as picaninnies
16th July 2019 - 10.46 am
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Fast & Furious movies and spin-offs to be cut short at 'only fifty films' reveal producers
16th July 2019 - 9.38 am
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I utterly condemn Donald Trump's tweets but I won’t tell you why, insists courageous Boris Johnson
16th July 2019 - 9.19 am
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You can't even say racist things without being called a racist, complains rich old white man
15th July 2019 - 9.37 pm
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England can't be 'World' Champions at cricket because we don't play it, insists American Baseball fan
15th July 2019 - 4.23 pm
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American-born congresswoman tells Trump, "Yes, the government where I'm from IS a total catastrophe"
15th July 2019 - 4.00 pm
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Putting 'GO HOME' on the side of a fleet of vans is always more effective than a Tweet, May tells Trump
15th July 2019 - 3.21 pm
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UK demands to be led by naked head miner from Chernobyl TV series
15th July 2019 - 2.15 pm
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Boris Johnson promises he will have many more strong opinions on things he knows nothing about
15th July 2019 - 12.24 pm
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Noel Gallagher to release bagpipes album
15th July 2019 - 12.10 pm
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Get back to the supercontinent Pangaea where you all came from, President Trump tells US citizens
15th July 2019 - 10.33 am
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Cricket convert planning to watch village team this weekend expecting 'more of the same'
15th July 2019 - 9.00 am
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Disliking popular things is an excellent substitute for a personality, insists teenager
15th July 2019 - 8.30 am
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Ben Stokes asked if he fancies taking a swing at Brexit
15th July 2019 - 8.15 am
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Man who didn’t understand the customs union moves smoothly on to not understanding the WTO
13th July 2019 - 11.27 am
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Woman spends hour and a half cleaning house before cleaner arrives
12th July 2019 - 3.53 pm
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Thomas Cook's £750m rescue bidders offered extra leg room for only £150m more
12th July 2019 - 3.27 pm
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Prisons stretched to breaking point after 30,000 journalists join Tommy Robinson inside for committing 'Journalism'
12th July 2019 - 11.57 am
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Let’s spend more money killing foreigners, says man who killed British people by slashing NHS funding
12th July 2019 - 11.08 am
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Labour supporters offer to explain what anti-Semitism is to Jewish people
12th July 2019 - 8.52 am
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Tommy Robinson spends first night in prison, converts to Islam
12th July 2019 - 8.37 am
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Throwing milkshakes at Tommy Robinson is a horrible crime, insists supporter throwing bottle at police
11th July 2019 - 2.32 pm
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Tommy Robinson supporters clearly articulate their concerns over his incarceration by hurling traffic cones at policeman
11th July 2019 - 1.24 pm
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Tommy Robinson supporters confused why 'completely innocent' Tommy has to go to prison again
11th July 2019 - 12.21 pm
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Milk Tray man arrested after scaling Buckingham Palace gates
11th July 2019 - 11.44 am
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I will deliver Brexit by thoroughly pissing off the people who will carry it out, says Boris Johnson
11th July 2019 - 9.58 am
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Labour blames accusations of anti-Semitism on 'Global Jewish conspiracy' to undermine Jeremy Corbyn
11th July 2019 - 9.13 am
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Boris Johnson confirms that he will wait to appoint US ambassador until Trump tells him who he’s allowed
11th July 2019 - 8.16 am
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Sir Kim Darroch resigns and apologises for 'any offence caused to that childish, orange f*ckwit'
10th July 2019 - 1.03 pm
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Search begins for new UK Ambassador who is happy to pretend Donald Trump isn't a moron
10th July 2019 - 12.54 pm
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