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Stubborn stains to be renamed 'Theresa Mays'
23rd May 2019 - 2.53 pm
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But who will pour the tea now? asked Mog, sadly
23rd May 2019 - 1.48 pm
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Screw it, we're going to make a new show and just call it Tits and Dragons, says HBO
23rd May 2019 - 11.53 am
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Massive EU election conspiracy foiled after Brexit voter uses a pen
23rd May 2019 - 11.23 am
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Mark Francois denies making throat-slitting gesture, claims insects were stuck in his jowls
23rd May 2019 - 10.40 am
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Nigel Farage's bus ordeal to be given Hollywood treatment in ‘Night of the Living Milkshakes’
23rd May 2019 - 10.10 am
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Andrea Leadsom to marry Dothraki horse lord to consolidate power
23rd May 2019 - 9.27 am
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British given vote on Brussels bureaucrats for first time ever
23rd May 2019 - 9.08 am
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Nation left shocked as "heavy-hearted" Andrea Leadsom implies she has a heart
23rd May 2019 - 8.51 am
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Huawei's new phone unveiled as two tin cans and piece of string
22nd May 2019 - 2.47 pm
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EU elections set to be even more disappointing than Game of Thrones finale
22nd May 2019 - 12.01 pm
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Bran Stark has milkshake thrown over him by angry members of the Unsullied
22nd May 2019 - 8.56 am
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We are having a fourth vote on my deal in case anyone has changed their mind, insists irony-free Theresa May
22nd May 2019 - 8.47 am
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Brexit Party to highlight 'undemocratic' nature of EU by running in democratic EU election
22nd May 2019 - 8.27 am
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Far-right supporters unhappy about milkshake jokes quietly asking themselves 'Wait, are WE the snowflakes?'
21st May 2019 - 12.45 pm
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Chris Grayling throws milkshake at himself – and misses
21st May 2019 - 10.21 am
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Newspaper columnist planning to vote for 'someone unexpected' believes people give a shit
21st May 2019 - 10.04 am
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Brexit Party to avoid further unfortunate milkshake incidents with new protective uniform
20th May 2019 - 4.16 pm
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Jeremy Renner to play Tommy Robinson in "No Country for Brown Men"
20th May 2019 - 3.37 pm
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'Nazi salute' actually began as a reflex to block incoming milkshakes, confirm historians
20th May 2019 - 12.13 pm
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Boris Johnson promises an extra £350m a week for the NHS if elected Tory leader
20th May 2019 - 11.13 am
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Britain once again crowned champion at grinning through a humiliating Eurovision defeat
20th May 2019 - 9.39 am
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Game of Thrones shocks fans with 'it was all a dream' soap opera ending
20th May 2019 - 9.01 am
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Missouri makes menstruation a crime after learning ovum could able been a child
18th May 2019 - 10.21 am
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Man outraged by Robert Pattinson as Batman has never actually seen any of his films
18th May 2019 - 10.13 am
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Concern that rise in conspiracy theories could be the work of secret organisation of powerful elites
18th May 2019 - 9.53 am
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Shock as Theresa May fails to negotiate a deal with someone
17th May 2019 - 10.47 am
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Boris Johnson submits planning application for 10 Downing Street sex dungeon
17th May 2019 - 9.45 am
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Decisive Labour Party not ruling out looking into the possible option of discussing a hypothetical 2nd referendum (should all else fail)
17th May 2019 - 9.37 am
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Change UK election strategy to share really savage memes about Nigel Farage
17th May 2019 - 9.27 am
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Dragon attack on Kings Landing was a ‘false flag’, claims Winterfell conspiracy theorist
17th May 2019 - 9.20 am
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"Oh fucking goody" says everyone
16th May 2019 - 2.36 pm
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Rapists who want a big family all heading to Alabama
16th May 2019 - 1.52 pm
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Game of Thrones fans left shocked as Daenerys kills almost as many innocent people as Tony Blair
16th May 2019 - 12.21 pm
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Alabama outlaws abortion in cases of incest because that's about half their population
16th May 2019 - 11.02 am
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Strangely low turnout for Brexit Party rally in town that benefited massively from EU investment
16th May 2019 - 10.49 am
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Judge Rinder laughing his tits off
16th May 2019 - 9.48 am
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Change UK's monthly name change due imminently
16th May 2019 - 9.31 am
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'We’d all be speaking German now' definitely worst possible consequence of Nazis winning war, insist Brexiters
15th May 2019 - 12.17 pm
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Jeremy Kyle forced to go door-to-door berating poor people
15th May 2019 - 11.37 am
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Brexit Party policy just the word ‘Brexit’ spelt incorrectly in all-caps
15th May 2019 - 11.08 am
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Donald Trump convinced Roe vs Wade was legendary 1970’s Wimbledon final
15th May 2019 - 10.25 am
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Warmaster Horus to stand as 'anti-establishment' candidate in forthcoming elections
14th May 2019 - 2.51 pm
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EU terribly excited to hear new Brexit suggestions from Britain
14th May 2019 - 12.41 pm
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Russia tipped for Eurovision victory after Putin installs the voting machines
14th May 2019 - 12.21 pm
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90 deaths per month would only be an issue if our 'fit for work' assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle, insists DWP
14th May 2019 - 11.49 am
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Man offered job as Amazon delivery driver after not showing up to the interview
14th May 2019 - 11.15 am
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Theresa May to test Brexit on animals
14th May 2019 - 10.32 am
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Media decides it's suddenly time to criticise a show that's been using poor people as zoo exhibits since 2005
14th May 2019 - 10.06 am
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