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Among the dozens of video game journalists covering this year’s E3 was a, let’s just say surprising, face: Kevin Pereira, a long-forgotten G4 correspondent, was seen still producing a remote segment on 2012’s convention.
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5 Ways Baby Boomers Keep Getting Worse
1st March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Forty-year-old man realises with horror he has no idea which remote control is which
18th June 2019 - 12.23 pm
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If I become prime minister all good guys will carry massive knives, says Jeremy Hunt
18th June 2019 - 11.36 am
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Every British household will be able to access Ashley Madison, promises Boris Johnson
18th June 2019 - 11.06 am
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Tory leadership debate to use Blind Date format
18th June 2019 - 10.09 am
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"As a mother, it is my duty to back man who can't confirm how many children he has" explains Andrea Leadsom
18th June 2019 - 9.36 am
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Brexiters who've spent three years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
17th June 2019 - 3.02 pm
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Boris Johnson dodging public debates to avoid inadvertently fathering a child during one
17th June 2019 - 12.14 pm
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Woman insisting courgetti is as good as spaghetti clearly lying through teeth
17th June 2019 - 11.37 am
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Sadiq Khan thanks President Trump for making him a political household name around the world
17th June 2019 - 10.48 am
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All-female World Cup proves, once again, that it’s men who face real discrimination
17th June 2019 - 10.26 am
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Man enjoying day of pampering as reward for successful ejaculation
16th June 2019 - 11.47 am
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It must be summer because the rain has warmed up a bit, Britain told
16th June 2019 - 11.25 am
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Nigel Farage slams Nigel Farage for stating he 'would pick up a rifle'
14th June 2019 - 2.00 pm
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Sarah Sanders interested in working for another New York-born truth-avoiding Muslim-bashing adulterer
14th June 2019 - 11.21 am
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Liberal Democrats form new breakaway party to escape Chuka Umunna
14th June 2019 - 10.19 am
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Andrea Leadsom to return to the late 1950s
14th June 2019 - 9.42 am
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Esther McVey to be humanely destroyed after falling at first fence in Tory leadership race
14th June 2019 - 9.28 am
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Sadiq Khan congratulated for making London a Jim Davidson-free zone
13th June 2019 - 5.29 pm
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Prince of Whales issues statement after talks with President Trump
13th June 2019 - 4.52 pm
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Boris Johnson pleads with Chris Grayling to back a different Tory leadership candidate
13th June 2019 - 3.09 pm
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You don't f**k with Lorraine Kelly, country learns
13th June 2019 - 2.03 pm
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Millennial diligently saving for flat deposit and to pay for rich old people's free stuff
13th June 2019 - 11.21 am
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Massive snowflake demands end to free speech over joke he didn't like
13th June 2019 - 9.20 am
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New trend for realism in Instagram sees influencers posting images of themselves taking a painful shit
13th June 2019 - 9.06 am
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Andrea Leadsom pledges return of 1542 Witchcraft Act
13th June 2019 - 7.14 am
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Brexiter insists climate emergency doesn't exist because he had to wear a jumper for a few days in June
12th June 2019 - 11.56 am
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Rory Stewart set to become the wettest Tory on record
12th June 2019 - 10.59 am
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Donald Trump tells journalists that he’d nailed the most amazing Mexico Deal but she goes to another school
12th June 2019 - 9.46 am
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Boris leadership campaign to be launched by man disguised as Boris in order to prevent gaffes
12th June 2019 - 9.35 am
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Government disappointed BBC aren’t buying groceries for families who use food banks
12th June 2019 - 8.58 am
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Kent suffers record flooding after Michael Gove tries to flush his stash down the bog
11th June 2019 - 12.07 pm
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Death metal band design logo in which their name can actually be read
11th June 2019 - 11.52 am
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Ed Sheeran challenges The Rock to a fight in a pub car park
11th June 2019 - 9.51 am
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Hearing BBC presenters accidentally say "Jeremy C*nt" is worth the license fee alone, confirm viewers
11th June 2019 - 9.28 am
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Brexit-supporting factory worker delighted Boris will spend Brexit dividend giving tax cuts to rich people
10th June 2019 - 4.01 pm
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Bear Grylls celebrates OBE with nice tall glass of warm piss
10th June 2019 - 2.42 pm
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Charlie Sheen admits shameful past in which he dabbled with Conservatism
10th June 2019 - 12.28 pm
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RSPCA say Schrödinger is both guilty and not guilty of animal cruelty
10th June 2019 - 12.18 pm
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I will bravely face down the EU, says man too scared to talk to journalists
10th June 2019 - 9.51 am
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Dominic Raab admits to trying value-brand cola on four separate occasions
10th June 2019 - 9.28 am
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Chris Grayling admits he once paid £50 for a gram of talcum powder
10th June 2019 - 8.51 am
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Michael Gove vows to axe VAT on small mirrors, glass coffee tables and razor blades
10th June 2019 - 8.25 am
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Cocaine utterly humiliated
9th June 2019 - 8.21 am
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Michael Gove thought GDP meant Great Drugs Party
8th June 2019 - 12.26 pm
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Michael Gove wakes from 3-year bender hoping he hasn't done anything stupid
8th June 2019 - 10.39 am
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Michael Gove cripples the British cocaine industry overnight with admission he used to partake
8th June 2019 - 9.19 am
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Peterborough residents had no idea what they were voting for, insists irony-free Nigel Farage
7th June 2019 - 2.38 pm
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Tommy Robinson's fist brutally assaulted by man's face
7th June 2019 - 2.13 pm
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I’ll blow up the Houses of Parliament to protect democracy, insists Dominic Raab
7th June 2019 - 12.44 pm
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Theresa May’s aides busy faking signatures to fill her leaving card
7th June 2019 - 12.01 pm
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