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The disrespectful leader of the opposition Jeremy Corbyn has shown his disdain for the nation's brave heroes by attending Sunday's Remembrance Day service at the Cenotaph in his pyjamas.


Published: 12th November 2018 - 12.51 pm
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The disrespectful leader of the opposition Jeremy Corbyn has shown his disdain for the nation's brave heroes by attending Sunday's Remembrance Day service at the Cenotaph in his pyjamas.


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5 Alarming Sex Trends (That The Media Just Invented)
2nd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Unexpected Ways Tourists Ruin Absolutely Everything
1st December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Crazy Hollywood Coincidences (You've Never Heard Before)
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The BBC Just Found Itself In The Dumbest Brexit Scandal Yet
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Inside The Focus Groups Who Determine What You See On TV
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Here’s How You Make It Rain Double Standards
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Another Studio Is Launching Another Dumb Streaming Service
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Christmas is Cancelled, William Shatner Broke It
29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Crazy Ways Movies Went Back On Their Own Messages
29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The Insane, Unexpected Costs Of Everyday Businesses
29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Giant Santa Claus Terrorizes British Motorists
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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7 Ocean's 11 Style Heists (That Happened In Real Life)
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Life When Your Brain Randomly Won't Allow You To Talk
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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No One Actually Wants A 'Back To The Future' Reboot, Right?
27th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The 5 Dumbest Ways Big Companies Tried To Stay In Business
27th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4 Heroes of World War 2 Who Have Yet To Get Their Own Movies
27th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Ants Are Better At Flu Season Than Your Stupid Co-Workers
26th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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FFS, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Might Become A Netflix Show
26th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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6 Real-Life Conspiracies Crazier Than Anything In The Movies
26th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Famous Movie Scenes That Were Totally Disgusting To Film
26th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The Horrific Story Of The Man Who Couldn't Stop Eating
25th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Foreign Laws America Should Totally Steal
24th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Games That Crushed Your Expectations (And Not In A Good Way)
23rd November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Crazy Things Hackers Found In Game Code
21st November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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6 US Military Training Videos That Were Pure Insanity
21st November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Hollywood Happy Endings That Weren't So Happy In Real Life
20th November 2018 - 2.11 pm
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How They Could've Fixed Fantastic Beast 2's Biggest Problem
20th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Avengers: Endgame trailer provoking better reactions than entire Justice League movie
11th December 2018 - 11.45 am
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"Harry Potter and The Ceremonial Mace" begins filming in Westminster
11th December 2018 - 10.57 am
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Southampton cancel Sunday’s match with Arsenal because they don’t fancy losing
11th December 2018 - 10.21 am
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European officials pretending not to be in as Theresa May returns to Brussels
11th December 2018 - 9.34 am
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Theresa May cancels next general election because she doesn't think she'll win
11th December 2018 - 9.03 am
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Irish border checks to be carried out on Craggy Island
10th December 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Prime Minister delays Brexit deal vote until she's finished writing her CV
10th December 2018 - 3.43 pm
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Boris Johnson hoping new haircut tricks people into forgetting he's a twat
10th December 2018 - 10.29 am
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"You lost, get over it" Brexiters told outside European Court of Justice
10th December 2018 - 9.47 am
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Government pilot scheme to reduce state pension liability fails as 71-year-old survives jungle ordeal
10th December 2018 - 9.25 am
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Theresa May urged not to sign any more Christmas cards ‘from the Prime Minister’
9th December 2018 - 4.25 pm
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Brexit Betrayal march to attract people from all walks of racism
9th December 2018 - 4.00 pm
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Audi owner ruins sex session by pulling out without warning
7th December 2018 - 1.47 pm
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Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
7th December 2018 - 12.25 pm
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Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
7th December 2018 - 11.52 am
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury could see record broken for most piss thrown at one stage
7th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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White, straight man pretty happy sexism, homophobia and racism all sorted out now
7th December 2018 - 10.01 am
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Huge outcry in Glasgow as thieves steal traffic cone from Duke of Wellington statue
6th December 2018 - 3.01 pm
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Expensive Christmas supermarket adverts ensure people continue using supermarket nearest to their house
6th December 2018 - 12.04 pm
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Alderaan government forced to release impact assessments on effect of leaving the Empire.
6th December 2018 - 11.19 am
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Brexiters who've spent over two years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
6th December 2018 - 10.45 am
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Westminster shows its power by doing absolutely nothing to the people they find in contempt
6th December 2018 - 9.27 am
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Dominic Raab tells parents he rejects toy deal and they should "go back to Santa"
5th December 2018 - 3.59 pm
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"He was good in The Simpsons, wasn't he?" says everybody at George Bush Snr's funeral
5th December 2018 - 3.42 pm
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Brexit legal advice just says "LOL No" 8,000 times
5th December 2018 - 3.18 pm
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My contempt for parliament is matched only by my contempt for the public, insists Theresa May
5th December 2018 - 12.22 pm
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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn decide on Ninja Warrior format instead of debate
5th December 2018 - 11.46 am
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UN apologises after host asks Sir David Attenborough if he can twerk
5th December 2018 - 9.16 am
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Nigel Farage quits UKIP to spend more time with his ego
5th December 2018 - 8.23 am
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‘I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday’ banned for disrespecting other religious festivals
4th December 2018 - 1.58 pm
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Dog approximately 60% mud
4th December 2018 - 11.37 am
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If HP Lovecraft wrote clickbait
4th December 2018 - 10.59 am
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"The trains in my spare bedroom always run on time, so I know what I'm doing" insists Chris Grayling
4th December 2018 - 10.26 am
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Jeremy Corbyn calls for ‘meaningful public vote’ on the final outcome of Strictly
4th December 2018 - 10.15 am
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Britain responds to David Attenborough's heartfelt climate change plea by attaching sixty trillion Christmas lights to its rooftops
4th December 2018 - 10.05 am
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Theresa May tells Parliament 'I would have shared full legal advice on Brexit deal but the dog ate it'
4th December 2018 - 9.08 am
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X Factor winner Dalton Harris given zero hours recording contract
3rd December 2018 - 4.26 pm
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Brexit deal legal advice revealed to be Chinese fortune cookie
3rd December 2018 - 3.15 pm
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Vegan upset at being sacked for gross misconduct told 'no point in crying over spilt milk'
3rd December 2018 - 3.04 pm
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Simon Cowell wins X Factor for record 15th time
3rd December 2018 - 11.51 am
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Gay men ‘worried’ about the number of Catholics joining their community
3rd December 2018 - 11.08 am
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Now would be a good time to reveal your brilliant leaving plan, Brexiters told
3rd December 2018 - 10.41 am
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Everyone knows your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first pet
3rd December 2018 - 9.14 am
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Nation excited by televised Brexit debate between woman who hates debating and man who won’t talk about Brexit
3rd December 2018 - 8.57 am
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G20 leaders send strong message to Saudi Prince by not laughing at all his jokes
2nd December 2018 - 12.30 pm
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Chocolate advent calendar already finished
2nd December 2018 - 10.56 am
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God against gay marriage but fine with casual sex in train station toilets, insists Grindr president
30th November 2018 - 4.06 pm
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Woman successfully uses chocolate to stave off mid-afternoon craving for wine
30th November 2018 - 2.20 pm
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Last working day of the year arrives as month long piss-up begins
30th November 2018 - 12.12 pm
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Brexit advent calendar only has eleven windows and contains dust instead of chocolate
30th November 2018 - 11.42 am
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