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SAN FRANCISCO—Able to derive only a limited amount of self-pleasure from the computer-generated image of Facebook’s founder and CEO, social media users confirmed Wednesday that a deepfake video of Mark Zuckerberg currently circulating online was just barely good enough to masturbate to. “The video isn’t terrible, and I was able to get hard, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was just off about it,” said local masturbator Glen McCurdy, 29, expressing cautious optimism that deepfakes will improve in the future to the point where there’s no uncanny valley between CGI representations of the billionaire entrepreneur and the real thing. “While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.
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Published: 12th June 2019 - 6.31 pm
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SAN FRANCISCO—Able to derive only a limited amount of self-pleasure from the computer-generated image of Facebook’s founder and CEO, social media users confirmed Wednesday that a deepfake video of Mark Zuckerberg currently circulating online was just barely good enough to masturbate to. “The video isn’t terrible, and I was able to get hard, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was just off about it,” said local masturbator Glen McCurdy, 29, expressing cautious optimism that deepfakes will improve in the future to the point where there’s no uncanny valley between CGI representations of the billionaire entrepreneur and the real thing. “While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.
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SAN FRANCISCO—Able to derive only a limited amount of self-pleasure from the computer-generated image of Facebook’s founder and CEO, social media users confirmed Wednesday that a deepfake video of Mark Zuckerberg currently circulating online was just barely good enough to masturbate to. “The video isn’t terrible, and I was able to get hard, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that something was just off about it,” said local masturbator Glen McCurdy, 29, expressing cautious optimism that deepfakes will improve in the future to the point where there’s no uncanny valley between CGI representations of the billionaire entrepreneur and the real thing. “While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.
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5th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Steven Spielberg Wants To Destroy Netflix Movies
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4th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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4th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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3rd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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2nd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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2nd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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18th June 2019 - 12.23 pm
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If I become prime minister all good guys will carry massive knives, says Jeremy Hunt
18th June 2019 - 11.36 am
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Every British household will be able to access Ashley Madison, promises Boris Johnson
18th June 2019 - 11.06 am
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Tory leadership debate to use Blind Date format
18th June 2019 - 10.09 am
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"As a mother, it is my duty to back man who can't confirm how many children he has" explains Andrea Leadsom
18th June 2019 - 9.36 am
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Brexiters who've spent three years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
17th June 2019 - 3.02 pm
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Boris Johnson dodging public debates to avoid inadvertently fathering a child during one
17th June 2019 - 12.14 pm
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17th June 2019 - 11.37 am
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Sadiq Khan thanks President Trump for making him a political household name around the world
17th June 2019 - 10.48 am
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All-female World Cup proves, once again, that it’s men who face real discrimination
17th June 2019 - 10.26 am
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16th June 2019 - 11.47 am
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It must be summer because the rain has warmed up a bit, Britain told
16th June 2019 - 11.25 am
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Nigel Farage slams Nigel Farage for stating he 'would pick up a rifle'
14th June 2019 - 2.00 pm
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14th June 2019 - 11.21 am
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Liberal Democrats form new breakaway party to escape Chuka Umunna
14th June 2019 - 10.19 am
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Andrea Leadsom to return to the late 1950s
14th June 2019 - 9.42 am
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Esther McVey to be humanely destroyed after falling at first fence in Tory leadership race
14th June 2019 - 9.28 am
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Sadiq Khan congratulated for making London a Jim Davidson-free zone
13th June 2019 - 5.29 pm
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Prince of Whales issues statement after talks with President Trump
13th June 2019 - 4.52 pm
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Boris Johnson pleads with Chris Grayling to back a different Tory leadership candidate
13th June 2019 - 3.09 pm
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13th June 2019 - 2.03 pm
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13th June 2019 - 11.21 am
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Massive snowflake demands end to free speech over joke he didn't like
13th June 2019 - 9.20 am
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New trend for realism in Instagram sees influencers posting images of themselves taking a painful shit
13th June 2019 - 9.06 am
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Andrea Leadsom pledges return of 1542 Witchcraft Act
13th June 2019 - 7.14 am
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Brexiter insists climate emergency doesn't exist because he had to wear a jumper for a few days in June
12th June 2019 - 11.56 am
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Rory Stewart set to become the wettest Tory on record
12th June 2019 - 10.59 am
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Donald Trump tells journalists that he’d nailed the most amazing Mexico Deal but she goes to another school
12th June 2019 - 9.46 am
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Boris leadership campaign to be launched by man disguised as Boris in order to prevent gaffes
12th June 2019 - 9.35 am
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Government disappointed BBC aren’t buying groceries for families who use food banks
12th June 2019 - 8.58 am
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Kent suffers record flooding after Michael Gove tries to flush his stash down the bog
11th June 2019 - 12.07 pm
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11th June 2019 - 11.52 am
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Ed Sheeran challenges The Rock to a fight in a pub car park
11th June 2019 - 9.51 am
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11th June 2019 - 9.28 am
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Brexit-supporting factory worker delighted Boris will spend Brexit dividend giving tax cuts to rich people
10th June 2019 - 4.01 pm
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Bear Grylls celebrates OBE with nice tall glass of warm piss
10th June 2019 - 2.42 pm
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Charlie Sheen admits shameful past in which he dabbled with Conservatism
10th June 2019 - 12.28 pm
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RSPCA say Schrödinger is both guilty and not guilty of animal cruelty
10th June 2019 - 12.18 pm
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I will bravely face down the EU, says man too scared to talk to journalists
10th June 2019 - 9.51 am
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Dominic Raab admits to trying value-brand cola on four separate occasions
10th June 2019 - 9.28 am
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Chris Grayling admits he once paid £50 for a gram of talcum powder
10th June 2019 - 8.51 am
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Michael Gove vows to axe VAT on small mirrors, glass coffee tables and razor blades
10th June 2019 - 8.25 am
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Cocaine utterly humiliated
9th June 2019 - 8.21 am
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Michael Gove thought GDP meant Great Drugs Party
8th June 2019 - 12.26 pm
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Michael Gove wakes from 3-year bender hoping he hasn't done anything stupid
8th June 2019 - 10.39 am
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Michael Gove cripples the British cocaine industry overnight with admission he used to partake
8th June 2019 - 9.19 am
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Peterborough residents had no idea what they were voting for, insists irony-free Nigel Farage
7th June 2019 - 2.38 pm
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Tommy Robinson's fist brutally assaulted by man's face
7th June 2019 - 2.13 pm
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I’ll blow up the Houses of Parliament to protect democracy, insists Dominic Raab
7th June 2019 - 12.44 pm
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Theresa May’s aides busy faking signatures to fill her leaving card
7th June 2019 - 12.01 pm
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