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Far-right group Britain First have claimed that paedophiles inside the Catholic church are much better than the Muslim ones.


Published: 15th August 2018 - 7.46 pm
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7th December 2018 - 1.47 pm
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Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
7th December 2018 - 12.25 pm
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Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
7th December 2018 - 11.52 am
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury could see record broken for most piss thrown at one stage
7th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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White, straight man pretty happy sexism, homophobia and racism all sorted out now
7th December 2018 - 10.01 am
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Huge outcry in Glasgow as thieves steal traffic cone from Duke of Wellington statue
6th December 2018 - 3.01 pm
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Expensive Christmas supermarket adverts ensure people continue using supermarket nearest to their house
6th December 2018 - 12.04 pm
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Alderaan government forced to release impact assessments on effect of leaving the Empire.
6th December 2018 - 11.19 am
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Brexiters who've spent over two years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
6th December 2018 - 10.45 am
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Westminster shows its power by doing absolutely nothing to the people they find in contempt
6th December 2018 - 9.27 am
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Dominic Raab tells parents he rejects toy deal and they should "go back to Santa"
5th December 2018 - 3.59 pm
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"He was good in The Simpsons, wasn't he?" says everybody at George Bush Snr's funeral
5th December 2018 - 3.42 pm
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Brexit legal advice just says "LOL No" 8,000 times
5th December 2018 - 3.18 pm
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My contempt for parliament is matched only by my contempt for the public, insists Theresa May
5th December 2018 - 12.22 pm
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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn decide on Ninja Warrior format instead of debate
5th December 2018 - 11.46 am
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UN apologises after host asks Sir David Attenborough if he can twerk
5th December 2018 - 9.16 am
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Nigel Farage quits UKIP to spend more time with his ego
5th December 2018 - 8.23 am
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‘I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday’ banned for disrespecting other religious festivals
4th December 2018 - 1.58 pm
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Dog approximately 60% mud
4th December 2018 - 11.37 am
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If HP Lovecraft wrote clickbait
4th December 2018 - 10.59 am
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"The trains in my spare bedroom always run on time, so I know what I'm doing" insists Chris Grayling
4th December 2018 - 10.26 am
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Jeremy Corbyn calls for ‘meaningful public vote’ on the final outcome of Strictly
4th December 2018 - 10.15 am
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Britain responds to David Attenborough's heartfelt climate change plea by attaching sixty trillion Christmas lights to its rooftops
4th December 2018 - 10.05 am
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Theresa May tells Parliament 'I would have shared full legal advice on Brexit deal but the dog ate it'
4th December 2018 - 9.08 am
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X Factor winner Dalton Harris given zero hours recording contract
3rd December 2018 - 4.26 pm
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Brexit deal legal advice revealed to be Chinese fortune cookie
3rd December 2018 - 3.15 pm
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Vegan upset at being sacked for gross misconduct told 'no point in crying over spilt milk'
3rd December 2018 - 3.04 pm
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Simon Cowell wins X Factor for record 15th time
3rd December 2018 - 11.51 am
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Gay men ‘worried’ about the number of Catholics joining their community
3rd December 2018 - 11.08 am
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Now would be a good time to reveal your brilliant leaving plan, Brexiters told
3rd December 2018 - 10.41 am
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Everyone knows your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first pet
3rd December 2018 - 9.14 am
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Nation excited by televised Brexit debate between woman who hates debating and man who won’t talk about Brexit
3rd December 2018 - 8.57 am
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G20 leaders send strong message to Saudi Prince by not laughing at all his jokes
2nd December 2018 - 12.30 pm
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Chocolate advent calendar already finished
2nd December 2018 - 10.56 am
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God against gay marriage but fine with casual sex in train station toilets, insists Grindr president
30th November 2018 - 4.06 pm
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Woman successfully uses chocolate to stave off mid-afternoon craving for wine
30th November 2018 - 2.20 pm
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Last working day of the year arrives as month long piss-up begins
30th November 2018 - 12.12 pm
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Brexit advent calendar only has eleven windows and contains dust instead of chocolate
30th November 2018 - 11.42 am
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80% chance a bloke from a market in Stoke is on TV now talking about Brexit
30th November 2018 - 10.14 am
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Theresa May insists Brexit debate with Jeremy Corbyn should include dance-off
30th November 2018 - 9.46 am
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Everyone still pretending that Love Actually is a good film
29th November 2018 - 3.08 pm
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Kellogg’s cereal boxes to contain graphic images of fat-induced tumours
29th November 2018 - 2.42 pm
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Bohemian Rhapsody's poor boy from a poor family declared 'a drain on society' by DWP
29th November 2018 - 10.31 am
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May and Corbyn clash over what kind of economic collapse they would inflict on the country
29th November 2018 - 9.36 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg slams rain forecasts as ‘Project Fear' and recommends everyone leaves brolly at home
29th November 2018 - 8.58 am
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Brexit's 'sunlit uplands' found to be full of dogshit and broken glass
28th November 2018 - 2.40 pm
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Watching TV will give you square eyes, warns Mum whose job involves staring at a screen all day
28th November 2018 - 11.56 am
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Officially now cheaper to ring numbers at random until you get the correct one, than phone 118
28th November 2018 - 11.00 am
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