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Bringing to an end over a year of speculation, Amazon officially chose Long Island City, NY and Arlington, VA for their next headquarters, offering 50,000 jobs to the regions, while dividing locals who worry about rising property costs and transportation concerns. What do you think?


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6th December 2018 - 7.50 am
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5th December 2018 - 1.00 pm
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Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
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Theresa May cancels next general election because she doesn't think she'll win
11th December 2018 - 9.03 am
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Irish border checks to be carried out on Craggy Island
10th December 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Prime Minister delays Brexit deal vote until she's finished writing her CV
10th December 2018 - 3.43 pm
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Boris Johnson hoping new haircut tricks people into forgetting he's a twat
10th December 2018 - 10.29 am
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"You lost, get over it" Brexiters told outside European Court of Justice
10th December 2018 - 9.47 am
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Government pilot scheme to reduce state pension liability fails as 71-year-old survives jungle ordeal
10th December 2018 - 9.25 am
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Theresa May urged not to sign any more Christmas cards ‘from the Prime Minister’
9th December 2018 - 4.25 pm
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Brexit Betrayal march to attract people from all walks of racism
9th December 2018 - 4.00 pm
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Audi owner ruins sex session by pulling out without warning
7th December 2018 - 1.47 pm
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Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
7th December 2018 - 12.25 pm
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Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
7th December 2018 - 11.52 am
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury could see record broken for most piss thrown at one stage
7th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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White, straight man pretty happy sexism, homophobia and racism all sorted out now
7th December 2018 - 10.01 am
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Huge outcry in Glasgow as thieves steal traffic cone from Duke of Wellington statue
6th December 2018 - 3.01 pm
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Expensive Christmas supermarket adverts ensure people continue using supermarket nearest to their house
6th December 2018 - 12.04 pm
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Alderaan government forced to release impact assessments on effect of leaving the Empire.
6th December 2018 - 11.19 am
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Brexiters who've spent over two years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
6th December 2018 - 10.45 am
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Westminster shows its power by doing absolutely nothing to the people they find in contempt
6th December 2018 - 9.27 am
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Dominic Raab tells parents he rejects toy deal and they should "go back to Santa"
5th December 2018 - 3.59 pm
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"He was good in The Simpsons, wasn't he?" says everybody at George Bush Snr's funeral
5th December 2018 - 3.42 pm
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Brexit legal advice just says "LOL No" 8,000 times
5th December 2018 - 3.18 pm
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My contempt for parliament is matched only by my contempt for the public, insists Theresa May
5th December 2018 - 12.22 pm
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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn decide on Ninja Warrior format instead of debate
5th December 2018 - 11.46 am
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UN apologises after host asks Sir David Attenborough if he can twerk
5th December 2018 - 9.16 am
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Nigel Farage quits UKIP to spend more time with his ego
5th December 2018 - 8.23 am
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‘I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday’ banned for disrespecting other religious festivals
4th December 2018 - 1.58 pm
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Dog approximately 60% mud
4th December 2018 - 11.37 am
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If HP Lovecraft wrote clickbait
4th December 2018 - 10.59 am
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"The trains in my spare bedroom always run on time, so I know what I'm doing" insists Chris Grayling
4th December 2018 - 10.26 am
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Jeremy Corbyn calls for ‘meaningful public vote’ on the final outcome of Strictly
4th December 2018 - 10.15 am
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Britain responds to David Attenborough's heartfelt climate change plea by attaching sixty trillion Christmas lights to its rooftops
4th December 2018 - 10.05 am
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Theresa May tells Parliament 'I would have shared full legal advice on Brexit deal but the dog ate it'
4th December 2018 - 9.08 am
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X Factor winner Dalton Harris given zero hours recording contract
3rd December 2018 - 4.26 pm
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Brexit deal legal advice revealed to be Chinese fortune cookie
3rd December 2018 - 3.15 pm
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Vegan upset at being sacked for gross misconduct told 'no point in crying over spilt milk'
3rd December 2018 - 3.04 pm
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Simon Cowell wins X Factor for record 15th time
3rd December 2018 - 11.51 am
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Gay men ‘worried’ about the number of Catholics joining their community
3rd December 2018 - 11.08 am
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Now would be a good time to reveal your brilliant leaving plan, Brexiters told
3rd December 2018 - 10.41 am
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Everyone knows your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first pet
3rd December 2018 - 9.14 am
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Nation excited by televised Brexit debate between woman who hates debating and man who won’t talk about Brexit
3rd December 2018 - 8.57 am
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G20 leaders send strong message to Saudi Prince by not laughing at all his jokes
2nd December 2018 - 12.30 pm
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Chocolate advent calendar already finished
2nd December 2018 - 10.56 am
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God against gay marriage but fine with casual sex in train station toilets, insists Grindr president
30th November 2018 - 4.06 pm
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Woman successfully uses chocolate to stave off mid-afternoon craving for wine
30th November 2018 - 2.20 pm
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Last working day of the year arrives as month long piss-up begins
30th November 2018 - 12.12 pm
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Brexit advent calendar only has eleven windows and contains dust instead of chocolate
30th November 2018 - 11.42 am
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80% chance a bloke from a market in Stoke is on TV now talking about Brexit
30th November 2018 - 10.14 am
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