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Bringing to an end over a year of speculation, Amazon officially chose Long Island City, NY and Arlington, VA for their next headquarters, offering 50,000 jobs to the regions, while dividing locals who worry about rising property costs and transportation concerns. What do you think?
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Man outraged by Robert Pattinson as Batman has never actually seen any of his films
18th May 2019 - 10.13 am
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Concern that rise in conspiracy theories could be the work of secret organisation of powerful elites
18th May 2019 - 9.53 am
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Shock as Theresa May fails to negotiate a deal with someone
17th May 2019 - 10.47 am
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Boris Johnson submits planning application for 10 Downing Street sex dungeon
17th May 2019 - 9.45 am
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Decisive Labour Party not ruling out looking into the possible option of discussing a hypothetical 2nd referendum (should all else fail)
17th May 2019 - 9.37 am
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Change UK election strategy to share really savage memes about Nigel Farage
17th May 2019 - 9.27 am
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Dragon attack on Kings Landing was a ‘false flag’, claims Winterfell conspiracy theorist
17th May 2019 - 9.20 am
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"Oh fucking goody" says everyone
16th May 2019 - 2.36 pm
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Rapists who want a big family all heading to Alabama
16th May 2019 - 1.52 pm
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Game of Thrones fans left shocked as Daenerys kills almost as many innocent people as Tony Blair
16th May 2019 - 12.21 pm
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Alabama outlaws abortion in cases of incest because that's about half their population
16th May 2019 - 11.02 am
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Strangely low turnout for Brexit Party rally in town that benefited massively from EU investment
16th May 2019 - 10.49 am
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Judge Rinder laughing his tits off
16th May 2019 - 9.48 am
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Change UK's monthly name change due imminently
16th May 2019 - 9.31 am
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'We’d all be speaking German now' definitely worst possible consequence of Nazis winning war, insist Brexiters
15th May 2019 - 12.17 pm
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Jeremy Kyle forced to go door-to-door berating poor people
15th May 2019 - 11.37 am
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Brexit Party policy just the word ‘Brexit’ spelt incorrectly in all-caps
15th May 2019 - 11.08 am
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Donald Trump convinced Roe vs Wade was legendary 1970’s Wimbledon final
15th May 2019 - 10.25 am
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Warmaster Horus to stand as 'anti-establishment' candidate in forthcoming elections
14th May 2019 - 2.51 pm
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EU terribly excited to hear new Brexit suggestions from Britain
14th May 2019 - 12.41 pm
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Russia tipped for Eurovision victory after Putin installs the voting machines
14th May 2019 - 12.21 pm
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90 deaths per month would only be an issue if our 'fit for work' assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle, insists DWP
14th May 2019 - 11.49 am
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Man offered job as Amazon delivery driver after not showing up to the interview
14th May 2019 - 11.15 am
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Theresa May to test Brexit on animals
14th May 2019 - 10.32 am
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Media decides it's suddenly time to criticise a show that's been using poor people as zoo exhibits since 2005
14th May 2019 - 10.06 am
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BBC reveal upcoming new channel 'BBC Farage'
13th May 2019 - 2.55 pm
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Girlfriend who agreed to watch Game of Thrones final season with you spends every episode repeatedly asking 'who's that?'
13th May 2019 - 2.50 pm
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Theresa May wins Bafta for her comedy series ‘Brexit Deal negotiations’
13th May 2019 - 8.51 am
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BBC is biased against politicians trying to distance themselves from their politically inconvenient histories, insists Farage
12th May 2019 - 9.51 pm
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Have I Got News For You pulled at last minute after BBC bosses realised Nigel Farage wasn’t on it
11th May 2019 - 11.41 am
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Nation grateful that Danny Baker has finally proven that apologising is utterly pointless
10th May 2019 - 2.56 pm
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Racist views are only racist for a three-year time period, confirms Fiona Bruce
10th May 2019 - 12.18 pm
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Zavvi mistakenly informs thousands of customers that they have won a royal baby
10th May 2019 - 11.55 am
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Manchester United to feed more successful teams' cats during European finals
10th May 2019 - 10.55 am
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Moon astronauts will be self-employed and have to provide their own rockets, says Jeff Bezos
10th May 2019 - 9.47 am
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Next episode of BBC Question Time to just be an hour of Nigel Farage masturbating
10th May 2019 - 9.18 am
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Man wondering if he can talk about Fight Club yet
9th May 2019 - 12.25 pm
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BBC to continue fight against racism by giving Danny Baker's radio show to Nigel Farage
9th May 2019 - 11.58 am
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Irony-free Tories demand second vote of confidence in Theresa May insisting 'the will of the MPs' has changed since December
9th May 2019 - 11.08 am
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Tory Brexit rebels pledge to take their fight to remove Theresa May 'all the way to the European Court of Justice'
9th May 2019 - 10.39 am
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Don't get too excited about the 'Essex version of Tutankhamun’s tomb', warn archeologists
9th May 2019 - 10.03 am
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Only flies, cockroaches and Theresa May could survive nuclear blast confirm scientists
9th May 2019 - 9.39 am
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Daily Mail readers livid as glimpse of royal baby not enough to make a judgement on its skin tone
8th May 2019 - 3.09 pm
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Fury as unemployed parents living off the state have baby that YOU will be paying for
8th May 2019 - 2.34 pm
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Latest Royal baby continues tradition of having lizard tail and tongue surgically removed
8th May 2019 - 12.52 pm
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Nation having less sex than ever pleads with broadcasters for fewer images of Nigel Farage
8th May 2019 - 12.06 pm
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Party without a single member demands key role in Brexit negotiations
8th May 2019 - 11.34 am
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Lady Gaga attends Met gala wearing dress made from thoughts and philosophy of Bertrand Russell
8th May 2019 - 10.18 am
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Jurgen Klopp asked if he fancies having a go at managing Brexit
7th May 2019 - 10.34 pm
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