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Published: 11th February 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Liam Fox signs trade deals with imaginary countries
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Bernie Sanders Announces 2020 Bid
20th February 2019 - 9.48 pm
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‘We Will Not Repeat The Mistakes Of The 2016 Election,’ Vows Nation Still Using Internet
20th February 2019 - 8.12 pm
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Mental Health Experts Recommend Calling Fratricide Prevention Hotline For Anyone Contemplating Killing Brother
20th February 2019 - 7.46 pm
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20th February 2019 - 7.31 pm
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Impact Of Global Insect Decline
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5 Classic Romantic Comedies That Teach Questionable Lessons
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6 Morbid Facts About People Dying In Hotel Rooms
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The Origin of Apu from The Simpsons is Worse Than You Think
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The 'Captain Marvel' Website Is A Hilarious 1990s Trainwreck
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Resident Evil 2's Remake Made Its Scariest Boss Even Scarier
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Everyone Needs To Chill Out About The New 'Star Wars' Title
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7 Reasons Americans Have Stopped Trusting One Another
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5 Hilarious Ways Fans Fixed Movie Plot Holes
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The 5 Biggest Tech Lies Governments Tried To Pull Off
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Man Dies, Takes $190 Million Of Customers' Crypto With Him
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5 High-Profile Charities That Flew Off The Rails
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5 Famous People And Their Wacky Hobbies You Never Knew About
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Everyone wishing Beto O'Rourke would stop dicking about and announce his bid for Presidency
20th February 2019 - 12.41 pm
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All eleven Liberal Democrat MPs defect to new Independent Group
20th February 2019 - 12.05 pm
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Government to punish those who chose to live under a brutal Tory regime by revoking their EU citizenship
20th February 2019 - 11.25 am
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Teenagers are too immature to make reasoned decisions "except when it comes to ISIS", confirms study
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Citizenship eligibility now based on how much Daily Mail readers like you
20th February 2019 - 9.27 am
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The Independent Group will begin recording immediately to have album ready for summer
20th February 2019 - 9.14 am
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"I'm not going anywhere," insists Jeremy Corbyn entirely accurately
19th February 2019 - 4.16 pm
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"Don't you f*cking dare" Hillary Clinton told
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Queen to relocate Buckingham Palace to Frankfurt
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19th February 2019 - 11.05 am
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Brexit has nothing to do with Brexit, insist Brexiters
19th February 2019 - 9.49 am
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Tory disappointment at news Chris Grayling has no plans to split from party and stand as independent
19th February 2019 - 9.14 am
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The Independent Group promises to be a broad church welcoming of all tinges
18th February 2019 - 8.01 pm
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Christian nation to demonstrate its Christian values by forgiving returning jihadi mother and child
18th February 2019 - 3.54 pm
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Jeremy Corbyn supporters celebrate emergence of new thing to blame for his lack of success
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Democrats thank Trump for opening the door to making climate change, gun control and healthcare all national emergencies
15th February 2019 - 12.29 pm
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15th February 2019 - 11.06 am
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Teenager who fled the Empire to join the forces of Khorne the Blood God says she regrets her decision and 'just wants to come home'
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Woman fine with not receiving Valentine teddy bear as she’s not a f**king fourteen-year-old girl
14th February 2019 - 11.27 am
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Britain warned of Um Bongo shortages in event of hard Brexit
14th February 2019 - 10.42 am
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Man actually DOES need special day to show he cares, wife concludes
14th February 2019 - 10.10 am
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Northerner living in London keen to let everyone know how cold it is ‘back home’
14th February 2019 - 9.42 am
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Corbyn to May: Roses are red, violets are blue, this teddy is stuffed, and now so are you
14th February 2019 - 9.22 am
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Gucci's £600 fake second-hand trainers targeted solely at complete f*cking morons
13th February 2019 - 12.12 pm
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Cat with expensive new bed still decides to sleep in its litter tray
13th February 2019 - 11.15 am
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Theresa May to push for 'Narnia plus' Brexit deal
13th February 2019 - 10.00 am
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Brexit has nothing to do with Brexit, insist Brexiters
19th February 2019 - 9.49 am
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Tory disappointment at news Chris Grayling has no plans to split from party and stand as independent
19th February 2019 - 9.14 am
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The Independent Group promises to be a broad church welcoming of all tinges
18th February 2019 - 8.01 pm
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Christian nation to demonstrate its Christian values by forgiving returning jihadi mother and child
18th February 2019 - 3.54 pm
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Woman would have solved escape room by now if not for her fuckwit colleagues
18th February 2019 - 3.28 pm
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'16-year-olds are too easily manipulated to be allowed the vote', says man who believes Daily Mail headlines
18th February 2019 - 12.10 pm
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'Well, this is all rather lovely' says Theresa May watching the news
18th February 2019 - 11.56 am
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Jeremy Corbyn supporters celebrate emergence of new thing to blame for his lack of success
18th February 2019 - 10.42 am
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NewsThump demands readers sign loyalty pledge
18th February 2019 - 9.52 am
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Changes to BST mean clocks will go back by 70 years at the end of March
18th February 2019 - 9.24 am
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Democrats thank Trump for opening the door to making climate change, gun control and healthcare all national emergencies
15th February 2019 - 12.29 pm
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Jacob Rees-Mogg stages nude Brexit protest
15th February 2019 - 11.59 am
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Satirical article on Brexit accidentally becomes government policy
15th February 2019 - 11.26 am
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Maybot sends final message from Brussels: "My battery is low and it's getting dark"
15th February 2019 - 11.06 am
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Duran Duran satisfied there is now nothing they should know
15th February 2019 - 8.58 am
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Teenager who fled the Empire to join the forces of Khorne the Blood God says she regrets her decision and 'just wants to come home'
14th February 2019 - 4.04 pm
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Mars rover Opportunity's last words were "suck it, nerds"
14th February 2019 - 12.22 pm
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Yorkshire on high alert after man spotted buying Quinoa in Doncaster
14th February 2019 - 11.57 am
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Woman fine with not receiving Valentine teddy bear as she’s not a f**king fourteen-year-old girl
14th February 2019 - 11.27 am
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Britain warned of Um Bongo shortages in event of hard Brexit
14th February 2019 - 10.42 am
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Man actually DOES need special day to show he cares, wife concludes
14th February 2019 - 10.10 am
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Northerner living in London keen to let everyone know how cold it is ‘back home’
14th February 2019 - 9.42 am
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Corbyn to May: Roses are red, violets are blue, this teddy is stuffed, and now so are you
14th February 2019 - 9.22 am
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Gucci's £600 fake second-hand trainers targeted solely at complete f*cking morons
13th February 2019 - 12.12 pm
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Cat with expensive new bed still decides to sleep in its litter tray
13th February 2019 - 11.15 am
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Theresa May to push for 'Narnia plus' Brexit deal
13th February 2019 - 10.00 am
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Bald guy still into hair metal
13th February 2019 - 9.54 am
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Theresa May reassures public that the body bags being stockpiled by the NHS will be blue
13th February 2019 - 9.34 am
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Man in the dog house for not remembering where his wife left her keys
12th February 2019 - 4.03 pm
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Brexiter who knows he was conned by promise of 'sunlit uplands' decides to continue defiantly insisting he wasn't
12th February 2019 - 3.29 pm
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Vladimir Putin announced as new Facebook news regulator
12th February 2019 - 11.29 am
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'Jesus Saves' posters to be removed across the world, after he discovers he's no match for Gordon Banks
12th February 2019 - 10.59 am
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Drastic drop in living standards is a price Brexiteers are happy for you to pay
12th February 2019 - 9.36 am
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Child told to eat her vegetables or Will Smith's Genie will come after her
11th February 2019 - 3.57 pm
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Equine flu far more severe for stallions than for fillies
11th February 2019 - 2.40 pm
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Theresa May wins Bafta for her comedy documentary 'Brexit Deal negotiations'
11th February 2019 - 12.26 pm
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Sir Christopher Chope convinced FGM is popular men’s lifestyle magazine
11th February 2019 - 12.01 pm
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11th February 2019 - 10.54 am
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Lower economic growth, tumbling pound and rising inflation were on the other bus, insist Leave campaigners
11th February 2019 - 10.15 am
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Businesses panic at prospect of Chris Grayling in private sector role
11th February 2019 - 9.35 am
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