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The toddler’s guide to being taken to a music festival
18th August 2019 - 8.51 am
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Best man’s speech makes everyone realise groom is genuinely awful person
18th August 2019 - 8.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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How to handle a family car journey without jumping out the f*cking window
17th August 2019 - 7.50 am
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2000 AD reader ruins date by saying woman looks ‘zarjaz’
17th August 2019 - 7.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Five utterly pointless debates you can’t help getting sucked into
16th August 2019 - 12.00 pm
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Dog going through mid-life crisis shagging owner’s other leg
16th August 2019 - 10.30 am
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How to pretend today’s torrential rain isn’t ruining your British holiday
16th August 2019 - 9.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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A-Level student wins first choice of average university and p*ss-easy course
16th August 2019 - 9.11 am
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The Daily Mash
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16th August 2019 - 8.20 am
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Six incredibly bad film remake ideas
16th August 2019 - 8.10 am
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Kid perfectly fit and well all day has 6,000 ailments at bedtime
15th August 2019 - 12.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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New football season make everything better for man
15th August 2019 - 10.30 am
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15th August 2019 - 10.20 am
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All the A-levels bullsh*t you need in one article
15th August 2019 - 8.51 am
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The Daily Mash
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How are you using your phone to ruin nights out?
15th August 2019 - 8.51 am
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The Daily Mash
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Couple inviting people to wedding evening do admit they’re just padding
15th August 2019 - 8.50 am
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Dads confirm now is perfect time to buy a winter coat
14th August 2019 - 10.21 am
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The Daily Mash
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Environmentalist too self-important to worry about Brexit
14th August 2019 - 8.21 am
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The Daily Mash
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How to start an imaginary exercise regime
14th August 2019 - 8.21 am
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The Daily Mash
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Woman who wants some ‘me time’ admits she means w*nking
14th August 2019 - 8.21 am
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The Daily Mash
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How important are you at work?
14th August 2019 - 8.21 am
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The Daily Mash
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Last remaining mouse mat expected to fetch up to 80p at Sotheby’s
14th August 2019 - 8.21 am
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The Daily Mash
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Man who can’t keep a phone screen intact decides to get a dog
13th August 2019 - 9.40 am
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Couple has incredibly boring story about how they met
13th August 2019 - 9.40 am
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Woman spends entire holiday photographing her legs in front of some water
13th August 2019 - 8.20 am
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How to survive a ‘networking event’
13th August 2019 - 8.11 am
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The Daily Mash
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Nigel Farage’s guide to stand-up
13th August 2019 - 8.11 am
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The Daily Mash
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13th August 2019 - 7.51 am
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‘Fun run’ pretty f**king light on fun
12th August 2019 - 10.41 am
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Woman yet to be told it’s weird to be friends with exes
12th August 2019 - 7.41 am
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The Daily Mash
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We’re just so busy, say retired parents
12th August 2019 - 7.41 am
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The Daily Mash
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What dickish notes are you leaving for people?
12th August 2019 - 6.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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All films described as ‘feel good’ actually ‘toss’
11th August 2019 - 10.11 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Pack of cards only thing holding family holiday together
11th August 2019 - 10.11 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How to mess up a child by telling them some weird sh*t about where babies come from
10th August 2019 - 10.11 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Woman realises her ‘posh’ friends are just normal people who like olives
10th August 2019 - 10.11 pm
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‘Popping round’ to be made a criminal offence
9th August 2019 - 11.30 am
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Mum suspects adorable two-year-old son will grow up into total w*nker
9th August 2019 - 10.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Boris and Carrie’s guide to having a quiet night in
9th August 2019 - 9.50 am
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The middle class guide to ruining a picnic
9th August 2019 - 8.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Parents relieved as Peppa Pig release six-week long episode
9th August 2019 - 8.20 am
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Films you’ll drop everything to watch even though they’re utter sh*t
9th August 2019 - 7.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Band’s Wikipedia page obviously written by band
8th August 2019 - 11.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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The Earth: is it flat or round? An unbiased BBC report
8th August 2019 - 10.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Girlfriend flees scene after doing unflushable poo
8th August 2019 - 9.40 am
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Woman one item of clothing away from being fully dressed as a leopard
8th August 2019 - 8.50 am
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Q&A: Who is this b*llend Dominic Cummings?
8th August 2019 - 8.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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The Guardian reader’s guide to dealing with burglars
8th August 2019 - 7.50 am
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Cornwall was great, says liar
7th August 2019 - 7.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Five nostalgic things that were sh*t if you’re honest about it
7th August 2019 - 7.20 am
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The Onion
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John Hickenlooper Drops Out Of Presidential Race
16th August 2019 - 8.20 pm
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The Onion
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Amazon Workers Now Being Shipped In Packages To Personally Assure Customers They’re Treated Well
16th August 2019 - 7.23 pm
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The Onion
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Cautious Browns Fan Not Expecting Team To Do Better Than 13-3
16th August 2019 - 7.15 pm
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The Onion
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16th August 2019 - 6.39 pm
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The Onion
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CD Projekt Red Says They’ve Eliminated The Need For Crunch On ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ By Breeding Grotesque Human-Rat Hybrid Programmers
16th August 2019 - 4.46 pm
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The Onion
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Israel Denies Visit To 2 Democrats
16th August 2019 - 4.00 pm
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The Onion
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Naked, Out-Of-Breath CDC Director Announces Nation’s Fertility Rate No Longer In Decline
16th August 2019 - 3.53 pm
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The Onion
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Report: Little League Pitchers Could Avoid Overtaxing Their Arms By, You Know, Getting Somebody Out
16th August 2019 - 3.23 pm
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The Onion
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Weird Wedding Has Some Kind Of Religious Theme
16th August 2019 - 3.13 pm
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The Onion
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New Perdue Farm Policy Lets Livestock Wear Jeans On Casual Fridays
16th August 2019 - 2.30 pm
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The Onion
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BREAKING: Hot Damn, 500 Smackers!
16th August 2019 - 2.00 pm
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The Onion
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16th August 2019 - 1.30 pm
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The Onion
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New Study Finds English Developed As Secret Language Between 2 Reclusive European Twins
16th August 2019 - 1.00 pm
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The Onion
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Dow Drops 800 Points As Fear Of Recession Looms
15th August 2019 - 8.26 pm
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The Onion
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Wall Street Worried About Key Recession Indicator After Ominous Black Storm Clouds Spotted Atop Mount Money
15th August 2019 - 7.53 pm
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The Onion
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Epstein Guards Placed On Disciplinary Leave For Allowing Selves To Be Distracted By Mischievous Monkey That Stole Key Ring
15th August 2019 - 7.27 pm
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The Onion
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Pro-Democracy Hong Kong Protesters Disperse From Airports
15th August 2019 - 6.53 pm
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The Onion
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Happy Bride And Groom Set Ablaze At Viking Wedding
15th August 2019 - 6.12 pm
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The Onion
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15th August 2019 - 4.46 pm
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The Onion
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Clingy Wingstop Hounding Man With Dozens Of Messages After Single Drunken Night Together
15th August 2019 - 4.33 pm
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The Onion
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How To Delete Voice Recording Data From Smart Devices
15th August 2019 - 4.20 pm
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The Onion
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Postal Service Releases Stamp With Anus On It To See If Anyone Cares What’s On Stamps Anymore
15th August 2019 - 3.41 pm
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The Onion
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Report: It Crazy MLB Still Counts Stats From Segregated Era
15th August 2019 - 3.37 pm
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The Onion
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15th August 2019 - 3.26 pm
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The Onion
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15th August 2019 - 2.50 pm
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The Onion
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22 States Sue Trump Over EPA Rule Rollback
14th August 2019 - 9.18 pm
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The Onion
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NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane
14th August 2019 - 7.32 pm
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The Onion
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5 Things To Know About The Hong Kong Protests
14th August 2019 - 7.08 pm
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The Onion
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14th August 2019 - 6.22 pm
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The Onion
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Report: This Next One Goes Out To All The Ladies
14th August 2019 - 2.30 pm
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The Onion
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Five-Dollar-Deal-Of-Day Poster Last Ghostly Vestige Of Closed Quiznos
14th August 2019 - 2.30 pm
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The Onion
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14th August 2019 - 1.30 pm
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The Onion
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Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd At Iowa Truck Stop By Sampling Local Meth
14th August 2019 - 1.00 pm
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The Onion
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‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ Turns 20
14th August 2019 - 12.30 pm
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The Onion
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Waitress Parades Choice Of Pie Slices In Front Of Man Like Madam In High-Class Brothel
14th August 2019 - 12.00 pm
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The Onion
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Flipping Simone Biles Still Floating Through Upper Mesosphere
13th August 2019 - 5.57 pm
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The Onion
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13th August 2019 - 5.40 pm
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The Onion
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Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide
13th August 2019 - 5.15 pm
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The Onion
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13th August 2019 - 4.09 pm
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The Onion
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The Heir Apparent: Now That Ninja Left Twitch, The Next Big Streaming Star Is Probably This Red-Faced Kid Who Plays ‘Hearthstone’
13th August 2019 - 3.28 pm
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The Onion
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5 Things To Know About The Keto Diet
13th August 2019 - 3.00 pm
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The Onion
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Pfizer Announces New Antidote For Slow-Acting Poison Currently Coursing Through Bodies Of Millions Of Americans
13th August 2019 - 2.30 pm
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The Onion
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Poll Finds Climate Change Top Issue For Early State Democratic Voters
13th August 2019 - 2.00 pm
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The Onion
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Band Blows Entire Spotify Royalty Check On Cocaine
13th August 2019 - 1.30 pm
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The Onion
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(Public) Space Invaders
13th August 2019 - 1.00 pm
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The Onion
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Dwindling Kitchen Resources Forcing Man To Scavenge For Food Higher And Higher In Cabinets
13th August 2019 - 12.30 pm
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The Onion
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 13, 2019
13th August 2019 - 12.00 pm
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The Onion
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Epstein Associates Distance Selves By Insisting They Hadn’t Used His Child Sex Trafficking Ring In Years
12th August 2019 - 7.22 pm
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The Onion
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12th August 2019 - 6.13 pm
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The Onion
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Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein
12th August 2019 - 5.40 pm
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Cracked
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6 Movie and TV Easter Eggs Hidden In The Real World
18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Shocking Ways People Turned Tragedies Into Cold, Hard Cash
18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Old-Timey Theories About Health That Were Dumb AF
18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Myspace Admits It Has Deleted All Of Your Stuff (Again)
18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Lame Attempts to Make Action Heroes Look Badass
18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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The Real Lesson of James Gunn Coming Back To 'Guardians 3'
18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Impressive Scams People Used To Get Out Of Work
17th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Hilarious Ways Ads Tried To Make Boring Products Cool
16th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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The Real Colonel Sanders Was A Relentless, Amazing Maniac
16th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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6 Stories That Prove Instagram Influencers Are The Worst
15th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Study: Hip-Hop Makes Your Cheese Taste Better (Seriously)
15th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Annoying Things They Don't Tell You About Being A Parent
15th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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How Normal People Do Things And How YOU Do Things
15th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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The Big Clues In The New Avengers Trailer (Are The Haircuts)
14th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Bryan Singer Dropped From 'Red Sonja' For The Worst Reason
14th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Behind-The-Scenes Shots That Take The Glamour Out Of Ads
14th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 New (And Strangely Plausible) Conspiracy Theories
14th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Netflix Is Making More Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Movies
13th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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7 Viral Stories That Had Twists Nobody Remembers
13th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Reasons The DC Film Universe Is Poised To Make A Comeback
13th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Here Are The Super Weird 'Captain Marvel' Ads You Missed
12th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Scary Stories That Sound Made Up (That Really Happened)
12th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Ted Bundy's Execution Party Was Completely Nuts
12th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Scientists Will Zap Prisoners' Brains To Make Them Behave
11th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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The Disney Vault Is Dead, Long Live Disney+
11th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Math Anxiety Is A Real Thing That’s Freaking You Out
11th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 Foreign Reality Shows That Put American Ones To Shame
11th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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5 People Who Learned A Horrible Truth About Themselves On TV
10th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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6 Natural Wonders That Are Creepier Than Any Horror Movie
9th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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The Bizarre, Terrifying Effects Of Sleep Deprivation
9th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Modern Countries That Are Acting Like Insane Supervillains
8th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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14 Dumb Health Products Pretending To Be Ancient Secrets
8th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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These 42 Characters Are Identical No Matter What They're In
8th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Goddamn It, Alex Trebek Has Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer
7th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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A 'Game Of Thrones' Trailer Is Inspiring More Wacky Theories
7th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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6 Reasons Famously Bad Movies Totally Sucked
7th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Crucial Things To Remember About Our Wretched Hellscape
7th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Films That Accidentally Made The Villain The Nicest Person
6th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Better Versions Of Superheroes We'll Hopefully Get Soon
6th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Disney's 'Star Wars' Menu Looks Kind Of Gross
5th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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'Fortnite' Erotica Says A Ton About The Future Of Gaming
5th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Steven Spielberg Wants To Destroy Netflix Movies
4th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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4 Viral Science News Stories The Media Totally Screwed Up
4th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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Killing The Amazon Dash Button Will Only Make It Stronger
4th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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6 Miracle Cures That Are Way Worse Than The Disease Itself
4th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Ways We Train Teenage Girls To Love Psychopaths
3rd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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The 5 Weirdest Schemes Real Countries Use To Pay The Bills
2nd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Unhelpful Ways We Respond To A Friend In Crisis
2nd March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Weird Facts About Congress Nobody Told You In School
1st March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Ways Baby Boomers Keep Getting Worse
1st March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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News Thump
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MC Hammer open to leading interim government
17th August 2019 - 10.09 am
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'Shutting up' Uber drivers' best chance of getting five stars
16th August 2019 - 11.49 am
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Successful A-Level students relax and begin lifetime of exam anxiety dreams
16th August 2019 - 10.44 am
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Squabbling over who's in charge is the priority for Remain movement, confirm inspiring leaders
16th August 2019 - 10.28 am
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Corbyn would overrule the referendum and wreck the economy, says government trying to implement a disastrous no-deal Brexit that nobody voted for
16th August 2019 - 9.33 am
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Jeremy Corbyn shocks nation by actually doing something
15th August 2019 - 2.48 pm
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15th August 2019 - 1.32 pm
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Jokes about drowning teenage girls are hilarious, insist people who had a fit when people made jokes about milkshakes
15th August 2019 - 11.07 am
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Disappointment that Jeremy Corbyn's plan to prevent a no-deal Brexit doesn't involve armed insurrection
15th August 2019 - 10.12 am
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15th August 2019 - 9.35 am
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Boris Johnson accuses greatest ever example of collaboration of 'collaboration'
14th August 2019 - 5.21 pm
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Humour
14th August 2019 - 2.57 pm
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UK still trying to open sachet of ketchup it decided to use in 2016
14th August 2019 - 2.18 pm
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Dominic Cummings has gone 'too far' insists ghost of Machiavelli
14th August 2019 - 11.13 am
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Daily Mail readers outraged as Peruvian illegal immigrant appears on new 50p coin
14th August 2019 - 9.57 am
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Husband extremely brave during childbirth
13th August 2019 - 4.12 pm
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Man on the verge of breakdown trying to fold pop-up beach tent
13th August 2019 - 12.34 pm
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Daily Mail readers relieved that Nigel Farage's anti-Royal rant actually just racist
13th August 2019 - 9.34 am
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Reporter live on the scene surprises everyone by having new information
12th August 2019 - 12.42 pm
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Inconsiderate twat insists on drying hands thoroughly despite queue forming behind him in toilet
12th August 2019 - 11.02 am
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VAR ruining joy of abusing and threatening a real person, insist football fans
12th August 2019 - 10.36 am
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Brexit 50p coin already worth only 20p
12th August 2019 - 9.38 am
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Boris Johnson hails successful trial of post-Brexit rolling power blackouts
10th August 2019 - 2.43 pm
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Taxi driver refuses to believe there are radio stations that aren't Heart
10th August 2019 - 1.43 pm
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Nation that's unable to keep the power on is exceedingly well-prepared for 'No Deal' Brexit
10th August 2019 - 12.26 pm
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Orphaned baby said I was doing a great job, the best, claims Donald Trump
9th August 2019 - 5.05 pm
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Norwich Cathedral Helter-Skelter gives riders 15 seconds to repent or continue straight down into Hell
9th August 2019 - 1.41 pm
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Newcastle United bring in DIY SOS team to renovate physio room after signing Andy Carroll
9th August 2019 - 12.31 pm
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85% of people unable to name previous Prime Minister, finds study
9th August 2019 - 11.37 am
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Shrinking economy, tumbling pound and rising inflation were on the other bus, insist Leave campaigners
9th August 2019 - 10.05 am
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Exceptional idiot demands common sense
9th August 2019 - 9.52 am
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Rebranding exercise to see Instagram renamed as 'Please like my photo because I crave the validation of strangers'
8th August 2019 - 4.15 pm
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Newly-promoted Aston Villa storm to 3rd place in Premier League
8th August 2019 - 1.35 pm
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Home Alone remake to feature 38-year-old Macaulay Culkin going to jail for GBH
8th August 2019 - 12.41 pm
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Trump slams Dayton and El Paso survivors for not smiling more during his photo op
8th August 2019 - 11.30 am
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Stare at seagulls to defeat them at chess, say scientists
8th August 2019 - 10.55 am
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Satire writer gives up on Ryanair jokes
8th August 2019 - 10.39 am
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'Storm Area 51' event removed from Facebook by aliens
8th August 2019 - 9.45 am
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Drug dealers demand compensation for lost income after Boardmasters festival is cancelled
7th August 2019 - 1.58 pm
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Woman who wants to sell sea shells by the sea shore denied business start-up loan
7th August 2019 - 1.32 pm
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Lotto winner who quit job to focus on scriptwriting will probably just wank himself into an early grave
7th August 2019 - 12.29 pm
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A&E department celebrates treating one-millionth man with foreign object stuck up his arse
7th August 2019 - 11.59 am
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18th August 2019 - 8.50 am
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All films described as ‘feel good’ actually ‘toss’
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John Hickenlooper Drops Out Of Presidential Race
16th August 2019 - 8.20 pm
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Amazon Workers Now Being Shipped In Packages To Personally Assure Customers They’re Treated Well
16th August 2019 - 7.23 pm
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Wall Street Worried About Key Recession Indicator After Ominous Black Storm Clouds Spotted Atop Mount Money
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Epstein Guards Placed On Disciplinary Leave For Allowing Selves To Be Distracted By Mischievous Monkey That Stole Key Ring
15th August 2019 - 7.27 pm
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15th August 2019 - 3.41 pm
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22 States Sue Trump Over EPA Rule Rollback
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5 Things To Know About The Hong Kong Protests
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Report: This Next One Goes Out To All The Ladies
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Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd At Iowa Truck Stop By Sampling Local Meth
14th August 2019 - 1.00 pm
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‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ Turns 20
14th August 2019 - 12.30 pm
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14th August 2019 - 12.00 pm
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Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide
13th August 2019 - 5.15 pm
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13th August 2019 - 2.30 pm
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13th August 2019 - 12.30 pm
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Epstein Associates Distance Selves By Insisting They Hadn’t Used His Child Sex Trafficking Ring In Years
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Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein
12th August 2019 - 5.40 pm
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18th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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The Real Colonel Sanders Was A Relentless, Amazing Maniac
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13th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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12th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Ted Bundy's Execution Party Was Completely Nuts
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Scientists Will Zap Prisoners' Brains To Make Them Behave
11th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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The Disney Vault Is Dead, Long Live Disney+
11th March 2019 - 1.10 pm
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Math Anxiety Is A Real Thing That’s Freaking You Out
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5 People Who Learned A Horrible Truth About Themselves On TV
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The Bizarre, Terrifying Effects Of Sleep Deprivation
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Goddamn It, Alex Trebek Has Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer
7th March 2019 - 2.10 pm
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5 Films That Accidentally Made The Villain The Nicest Person
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5 Better Versions Of Superheroes We'll Hopefully Get Soon
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Disney's 'Star Wars' Menu Looks Kind Of Gross
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'Fortnite' Erotica Says A Ton About The Future Of Gaming
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Steven Spielberg Wants To Destroy Netflix Movies
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The 5 Weirdest Schemes Real Countries Use To Pay The Bills
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16th August 2019 - 10.28 am
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Corbyn would overrule the referendum and wreck the economy, says government trying to implement a disastrous no-deal Brexit that nobody voted for
16th August 2019 - 9.33 am
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Jeremy Corbyn shocks nation by actually doing something
15th August 2019 - 2.48 pm
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Jokes about drowning teenage girls are hilarious, insist people who had a fit when people made jokes about milkshakes
15th August 2019 - 11.07 am
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15th August 2019 - 10.12 am
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Boris Johnson accuses greatest ever example of collaboration of 'collaboration'
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UK still trying to open sachet of ketchup it decided to use in 2016
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Dominic Cummings has gone 'too far' insists ghost of Machiavelli
14th August 2019 - 11.13 am
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Daily Mail readers outraged as Peruvian illegal immigrant appears on new 50p coin
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Daily Mail readers relieved that Nigel Farage's anti-Royal rant actually just racist
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VAR ruining joy of abusing and threatening a real person, insist football fans
12th August 2019 - 10.36 am
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Brexit 50p coin already worth only 20p
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Boris Johnson hails successful trial of post-Brexit rolling power blackouts
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Nation that's unable to keep the power on is exceedingly well-prepared for 'No Deal' Brexit
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85% of people unable to name previous Prime Minister, finds study
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Shrinking economy, tumbling pound and rising inflation were on the other bus, insist Leave campaigners
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Exceptional idiot demands common sense
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Home Alone remake to feature 38-year-old Macaulay Culkin going to jail for GBH
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Norwich Cathedral Helter-Skelter gives riders 15 seconds to repent or continue straight down into Hell
9th August 2019 - 1.41 pm
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Newcastle United bring in DIY SOS team to renovate physio room after signing Andy Carroll
9th August 2019 - 12.31 pm
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85% of people unable to name previous Prime Minister, finds study
9th August 2019 - 11.37 am
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Shrinking economy, tumbling pound and rising inflation were on the other bus, insist Leave campaigners
9th August 2019 - 10.05 am
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Exceptional idiot demands common sense
9th August 2019 - 9.52 am
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Rebranding exercise to see Instagram renamed as 'Please like my photo because I crave the validation of strangers'
8th August 2019 - 4.15 pm
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Newly-promoted Aston Villa storm to 3rd place in Premier League
8th August 2019 - 1.35 pm
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Home Alone remake to feature 38-year-old Macaulay Culkin going to jail for GBH
8th August 2019 - 12.41 pm
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Trump slams Dayton and El Paso survivors for not smiling more during his photo op
8th August 2019 - 11.30 am
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Stare at seagulls to defeat them at chess, say scientists
8th August 2019 - 10.55 am
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Satire writer gives up on Ryanair jokes
8th August 2019 - 10.39 am
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'Storm Area 51' event removed from Facebook by aliens
8th August 2019 - 9.45 am
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Drug dealers demand compensation for lost income after Boardmasters festival is cancelled
7th August 2019 - 1.58 pm
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Woman who wants to sell sea shells by the sea shore denied business start-up loan
7th August 2019 - 1.32 pm
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Lotto winner who quit job to focus on scriptwriting will probably just wank himself into an early grave
7th August 2019 - 12.29 pm
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A&E department celebrates treating one-millionth man with foreign object stuck up his arse
7th August 2019 - 11.59 am
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EU are refusing to negotiate, complains Michael Gove after three years of EU negotiations
7th August 2019 - 10.20 am
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Trump reminds country that without guns, the Wolverines of Red Dawn would never have triumphed
7th August 2019 - 9.58 am
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White House teleprompter fired for not being racist enough
6th August 2019 - 12.31 pm
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Man circumcised in hospital mix-up already receiving anti-Semitic abuse from Labour trolls
6th August 2019 - 12.01 pm
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Game of 'fetch' clearly entertaining man far more than dog
6th August 2019 - 11.43 am
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Shock at NME HQ as Liam Gallagher keeps an opinion to himself
6th August 2019 - 11.24 am
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US gun lobbyists call on government to change law to prevent satirical news sites from making them look stupid
6th August 2019 - 10.34 am
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Daily Mail claims migrant crisis on verge of catastrophe as Frenchman crosses Channel on hoverboard
6th August 2019 - 9.42 am
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