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The Daily Mash
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best, declares sociopath
14th December 2018 - 12.20 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Folk music much worse than previously thought
14th December 2018 - 11.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Question Time host realises that in 25 years he’s achieved bugger all
14th December 2018 - 10.40 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
The best places to make an obnoxious hands-free call
14th December 2018 - 10.00 am
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The Daily Mash
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People with real fires told to stop dicking around and turn the f**king heating on
14th December 2018 - 9.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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How to deal with arsehole relatives this Christmas
14th December 2018 - 8.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Full-time drinker’s heart sinks at prospect of part-time drinkers
13th December 2018 - 12.10 pm
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The Daily Mash
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‘What if I’m actually a dickhead?’ Boris Johnson wonders aloud
13th December 2018 - 11.30 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Man whose girlfriend gave up cheese ‘needs to think about his options’
13th December 2018 - 10.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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The British person’s guide to rioting
13th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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How to cope with another year of Theresa bloody May
13th December 2018 - 9.50 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
‘Turn that f**king Christmas song off’ declares any rational human being
13th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Five ways forward for Theresa May
13th December 2018 - 7.40 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
‘Nanny!’ screams Rees-Mogg
12th December 2018 - 9.10 pm
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The Daily Mash
Humour
This is what happens whenever posh twats are in charge, say experts
12th December 2018 - 12.50 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who voted Brexit ‘just to stir things up’ more than happy
12th December 2018 - 11.10 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Atheists’ advent calendar just contains cold hard facts
12th December 2018 - 10.40 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Vote for vote may trigger votes then vote followed by other vote
12th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Man in brand new relationship can’t wait to see how he f***s it up
12th December 2018 - 9.50 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Brand new vegan excited to ruin Christmas for everyone
12th December 2018 - 8.50 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Britain not deeply divided, just full of moaning twats
12th December 2018 - 8.40 am
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The Daily Mash
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Everyone in restaurant hoping those two are father and daughter
11th December 2018 - 11.40 am
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The Daily Mash
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May pledges to hunt down the f*cknut who triggered Article 50
11th December 2018 - 11.20 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Six alternative careers for Theresa May
11th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Rees-Mogg secretly celebrates 250th birthday
11th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Middle class families to open Christmas presents as late as possible
11th December 2018 - 9.50 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
How to play Connect Four with Theresa May
11th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Artisan gin producers really scraping the weirdly-flavoured barrel
10th December 2018 - 11.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-aged female celebrities all going out with same man
10th December 2018 - 11.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Next Tory leader to be someone you hate even more
10th December 2018 - 11.00 am
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The Daily Mash
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Colleague selflessly keeping entire office updated on her sleeping patterns
10th December 2018 - 10.10 am
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The Daily Mash
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Could you be any lazier? Take the test…
10th December 2018 - 9.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Only people who still want Brexit are inexplicably angry posh couple with two labradors
10th December 2018 - 9.10 am
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The Daily Mash
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Man wondering if Carphone Warehouse is okay after day without sales call
10th December 2018 - 8.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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What will you be blaming Christmas for this year?
9th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Ex-boyfriends offering bad sex for Christmas
8th December 2018 - 8.10 am
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The Daily Mash
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Ex-boyfriends offering bad sex for Christmas
8th December 2018 - 8.00 am
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The Daily Mash
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Couple having passive aggressive row by tagging each other on Facebook
7th December 2018 - 10.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Child with ‘Santa truther’ parents about to f**k shit up on playground
7th December 2018 - 10.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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How to react when a friend starts talking about Warhammer when there are women around
7th December 2018 - 10.40 am
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The Daily Mash
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‘All is forgiven’ say poor people as Duncan-Smith donates tin of peas to food bank
7th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury ‘will end world’
7th December 2018 - 8.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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How to make sure every single conversation ends up being about you
7th December 2018 - 8.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Some people ‘getting the broadband speed they pay for’
6th December 2018 - 9.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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If they don’t control immigration I’ll move to a different country, says Brexiter
6th December 2018 - 7.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Woman who tried festive-themed coffee full of self-loathing and dairy
6th December 2018 - 7.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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If you hold in a burp it turns into a fart, confirm eight year-old research scientists
6th December 2018 - 7.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Legal advice reveals Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks
5th December 2018 - 1.00 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Ryanair to compensate passengers by never letting them fly Ryanair again
5th December 2018 - 12.10 pm
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The Daily Mash
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May suffers wedgie, stolen shoe and drink tipped in bag in single day
5th December 2018 - 11.30 am
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The Onion
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Charlottesville Jury Recommends 419 Years Plus Life For Neo-Nazi Who Killed Protester
14th December 2018 - 10.11 pm
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The Onion
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Report: Greatest Factor In Employee Retention Boss Sending Out End-Of-Year Note Titled ‘Thanks Team’
14th December 2018 - 8.57 pm
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The Onion
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Petco Employee Stocks Gerbils By The Cash Register For Impulse Purchases
14th December 2018 - 8.47 pm
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The Onion
Humour
This Is The Year I’m Finally Going To Burn Your House Down
14th December 2018 - 8.16 pm
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The Onion
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Kirstjen Nielsen Urges Migrant Parents Leave The Weak Ones Behind
14th December 2018 - 8.07 pm
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The Onion
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Bush, Shoe Thrown At Him Reunite On NBC For 10-Year Anniversary Special
14th December 2018 - 8.06 pm
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The Onion
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Bush, Loafers Thrown At Him Reunite On NBC For 10-Year Anniversary Special
14th December 2018 - 8.06 pm
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The Onion
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Department Of Interior To Control Rising Mole Population By Releasing Mallets Into National Parks
14th December 2018 - 5.39 pm
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The Onion
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Indoctrinate-TED
14th December 2018 - 5.24 pm
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The Onion
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Most Notorious Criminals In U.S. History
14th December 2018 - 3.46 pm
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The Onion
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Red Cross Issues Reminder They Can’t Accept Donations From People With Loose Blood Cupped In Hands
14th December 2018 - 3.40 pm
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The Onion
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Supreme Court Will Not Hear Case On Defunding Planned Parenthood
14th December 2018 - 3.34 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Trump Ex-Lawyer Michael Cohen Given 36 Months In Prison
13th December 2018 - 9.12 pm
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The Onion
Humour
CNN Opens Up 24-Hour Anonymous Tip Line For Anyone With Synonyms For ‘Mueller Closing In’
13th December 2018 - 8.39 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Nation Finally Ready To Look At More Sidewalk Drawings That Look Like Big Holes But Are Actually Just Flat
13th December 2018 - 7.46 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Rescinds Nomination After Discovering The Cure Was Voted In As Cruel Prank By Popular Kids
13th December 2018 - 6.52 pm
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The Onion
Humour
New Smithsonian Exhibit Honors Thousands Of Pets Who Joined Workforce After Owners Left To Fight In World War II
13th December 2018 - 6.44 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Theresa May Narrowly Manages To Survive Parliamentary Firing Squad
13th December 2018 - 6.32 pm
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The Onion
Humour
The Origins Of Popular Christmas Songs
13th December 2018 - 6.29 pm
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The Onion
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Mortician Always Keeps Hammer At Tableside Just In Case One Comes Back To Life
13th December 2018 - 5.38 pm
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The Onion
Humour
U.S. Military Honors Sacrifices Of NFL Players By Wearing Jerseys Throughout December
13th December 2018 - 5.05 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Innocuous Thing You Did In Public Prompts Inside Joke That Bonds Group Of Teens For Life
13th December 2018 - 4.36 pm
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The Onion
Humour
System For Telling Clean Clothes From Dirty Falls Apart By Second Day Of Trip
13th December 2018 - 3.11 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Theresa May Delays Vote On Brexit Deal
13th December 2018 - 3.02 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Campbell’s Unveils New Tomato Soup Humidifier
12th December 2018 - 10.31 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Michael Cohen Granted Prison Work Release For New Job With Trump 2020 Campaign
12th December 2018 - 9.10 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Michael Cohen Completes First Stage Of Intricate Plan To Break Incarcerated Brother Out Of Prison From Inside
12th December 2018 - 8.50 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Pros And Cons Of Seeking Out Uncontacted Peoples
12th December 2018 - 8.35 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Orrin Hatch Delivers Farewell Address From Coffin Descending Into Plot Dug In Middle Of Senate Floor
12th December 2018 - 8.27 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Delta Plane Jettisons Dozens Of Comfort Animals Midflight Following Policy Changes
12th December 2018 - 8.11 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Time Awards Person Of The Year To Targeted Journalists Including Jamal Khashoggi
12th December 2018 - 8.00 pm
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The Onion
Humour
New York Family Man Latest Victim Of Nation’s Misguided War On Tax Evasion, Perjury, Campaign Finance Violations
12th December 2018 - 7.34 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Thousands Of Drunk Revelers Dressed As Jesus Descend On Vatican For Annual ChristCon Pub Crawl
12th December 2018 - 6.34 pm
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The Onion
Humour
‘Oh, Was I Not Enough For You?’ Amazon Echo Asks Couple Bringing New Baby Home
12th December 2018 - 6.17 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Every Person In High-End Singapore Casino Either Carrying Out Or Target Of Assassination
12th December 2018 - 5.18 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Frat Nutritionists Dare Americans To Swallow More Live Goldfish
12th December 2018 - 4.51 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Study Finds Average American Gets Most Physical Exertion Waving Cell Phone Around To Get Signal
12th December 2018 - 3.10 pm
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The Onion
Humour
U.S. Coal Consumption Drops To Lowest Level In 40 Years
12th December 2018 - 3.02 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Trump Claims Substantial Portions Of The U.S.-Mexico Laser Forcefield Have Already Been Built
11th December 2018 - 11.07 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Jonesing Nation Demands Trump Tell Them Where, Exactly, Drugs Are Pouring Into Country
11th December 2018 - 10.17 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Satanic Statue On Display In Illinois Capitol Building For Holidays
11th December 2018 - 9.06 pm
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The Onion
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Soldier Back Home From Serving At Mexico Border Still Having Nightmares About Being Used As Political Prop
11th December 2018 - 8.20 pm
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The Onion
Humour
White House Holiday Decorations Through History
11th December 2018 - 7.42 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Bertolli Packaging Promises Empty Ravioli Floating In Filling-Saturated Water In Just 5 Minutes
11th December 2018 - 5.16 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario
11th December 2018 - 5.05 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Court Filings Suggest Trump Illegally Directed Hush Money Payments
11th December 2018 - 3.50 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Local Clan Attempts To Intimidate Rivals With Aggressive Display Of Fertility
11th December 2018 - 3.44 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Your Horoscopes — Week Of December 11, 2018
11th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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The Onion
Humour
John Kelly Out As Chief Of Staff
10th December 2018 - 9.48 pm
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The Onion
Humour
Woman Trying To Wean Self Off Coffee By Switching To Long Island Iced Tea
10th December 2018 - 7.59 pm
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Cracked
Humour
6 Times Fans Got Put In Charge Of Everything
14th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Cracked
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Why 'Fight Club' May Be A Smarter Film Than You Think
14th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Cracked
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How To Survive Holiday Parties In Just Three Steps
14th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Cracked
Humour
James Frey Wrote The Worst Book Of 2018, Here's Why
13th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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11 Forgotten Heroes From History's Worst Comics Publisher
13th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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The Cast of the New 'Star Wars' Show is Crazy AF
13th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Guy Accidentally Invites 25,000 Strangers To Holiday Party
12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
And Now, Andy Serkis As Gollum As Theresa May
12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Inspiring Stories Of The Little Guy Winning
12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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5 Businesses That Went Above And Beyond To Screw Employees
12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Is There A Time Travel Clue in The New 'Avengers' Trailer?
11th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Mary Poppins Was Always A Jerk, Here's The Proof
11th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
6 Tiny Things In History That Made Our Ancestors Act Crazy
11th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
How Far Cry: New Dawn Has Gaming's Most Realistic Apocalypse
10th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
A Superman Horror Movie's Coming Out, Here's The Trailer
10th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Ways Your Phone Is Secretly Destroying Your Life
10th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 'Smart' Documentaries (That Are Actually Insanely Dumb)
10th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Cracked
Humour
How One Guy Got Famous For Being Constantly Hit By Lightning
9th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Times People Found Treasures In Unexpected Ways
8th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
The PlayStation Classic Could've Been So Much Better
7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Shady Things You Had No Clue Your Favorite Apps Could Do
7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Will Be (Appropriately) Dark
7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Surprising Things Millennials Are Saving
7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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Overhyped & Underhyped Characters From Your Favorite Series
7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
'A Star Is Born' Isn't A Musical, Says The Golden Globes
6th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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5 Mysterious Deaths With Insanely Random Plot Twists
6th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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12 Ways Streaming Services Are Getting Worse
6th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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5 Remarkably Stupid Ideas Silicon Valley Keeps Falling For
5th December 2018 - 2.30 pm
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Cracked
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10 Famous Geniuses And Their Stupid Petty Feuds
5th December 2018 - 2.30 pm
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Cracked
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Tom Cruise Has Just Made The Most Important PSA Ever
5th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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Here Are The Dumb AF Things Tumblr Thinks Is 'Adult Content'
5th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Nobody Gets The Point Of 'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer'
4th December 2018 - 2.30 pm
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Cracked
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The World's Most Badass Places Of Worship
4th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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5 Crossover Episodes That Led To Chaos and Insanity
4th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
President Of Nigeria: I’m Not A Clone, Stop Asking
3rd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Screwed-Up Stories Behind The Scenes Of Major Video Games
3rd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Real Crimes Straight Out Of A Soap Opera
3rd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Alarming Sex Trends (That The Media Just Invented)
2nd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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5 Unexpected Ways Tourists Ruin Absolutely Everything
1st December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Crazy Hollywood Coincidences (You've Never Heard Before)
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
The BBC Just Found Itself In The Dumbest Brexit Scandal Yet
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
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Inside The Focus Groups Who Determine What You See On TV
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Here’s How You Make It Rain Double Standards
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Another Studio Is Launching Another Dumb Streaming Service
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Christmas is Cancelled, William Shatner Broke It
29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
5 Crazy Ways Movies Went Back On Their Own Messages
29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
The Insane, Unexpected Costs Of Everyday Businesses
29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Giant Santa Claus Terrorizes British Motorists
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
7 Ocean's 11 Style Heists (That Happened In Real Life)
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Cracked
Humour
Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Is the ghost of Princess Diana REALLY present in Prince William's official Christmas card?
14th December 2018 - 3.12 pm
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News Thump
Humour
"Can we tell that alleged rapist to go away again now we've got his vote?" asks PM
14th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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News Thump
Humour
Side that absolutely doesn't need or want this deal still refusing to negotiate further for some reason
14th December 2018 - 9.40 am
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News Thump
Humour
Hipster racist into antisemitism before it was cool
14th December 2018 - 9.18 am
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News Thump
Humour
Kleptomaniacs reminded there are only 12 shoplifting days till Christmas
13th December 2018 - 1.55 pm
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News Thump
Humour
'Mary Poppins Returns' slammed for failing to include Yondu
13th December 2018 - 12.09 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Theresa May to star in British reboot of The Walking Dead: The Dancing Dead
13th December 2018 - 11.41 am
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News Thump
Humour
Theresa May "absolutely delighted to continue with this utter f*cking shambles"
13th December 2018 - 9.37 am
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News Thump
Humour
Jacob Rees-Mogg to take to the hills and wage pro-Brexit guerrilla campaign
13th December 2018 - 9.21 am
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News Thump
Humour
"63% of the vote is not a big enough majority" insist irony-free Brexiters
12th December 2018 - 9.40 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Dismay for Jacob Rees-Mogg as he fails to make old lady homeless and unemployed for Christmas
12th December 2018 - 9.21 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Jacob Rees-Mogg to release 'I got 48 letters but the bitch ain't gone'
12th December 2018 - 9.01 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Everyone gets a set of knives in Conservative Secret Santa
12th December 2018 - 2.25 pm
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News Thump
Humour
First challenger to Theresa May's leadership is Lady Incognito
12th December 2018 - 11.55 am
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News Thump
Humour
Everybody almost-but-not-quite feeling sorry for Theresa May
12th December 2018 - 11.11 am
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News Thump
Humour
Theresa May cancels this evening's vote of confidence in her leadership
12th December 2018 - 10.28 am
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News Thump
Humour
Latest exciting edition of Tory Thunderdome called for tonight
12th December 2018 - 9.29 am
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News Thump
Humour
Tory Brexiters demand new leadership vote insisting 'the will of the MPs' has changed since 2016
12th December 2018 - 8.39 am
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News Thump
Humour
Theresa May faces her greatest humiliation for a couple of hours
12th December 2018 - 8.14 am
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News Thump
Humour
Donald Trump threatens to shut down the federal government if Mexico refuses to pay for his wall
11th December 2018 - 7.33 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Intruder tasered and arrested at Westminster before being asked if HE can fix Brexit
11th December 2018 - 6.40 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Avengers: Endgame trailer provoking better reactions than entire Justice League movie
11th December 2018 - 11.45 am
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News Thump
Humour
"Harry Potter and The Ceremonial Mace" begins filming in Westminster
11th December 2018 - 10.57 am
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News Thump
Humour
Southampton cancel Sunday’s match with Arsenal because they don’t fancy losing
11th December 2018 - 10.21 am
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News Thump
Humour
European officials pretending not to be in as Theresa May returns to Brussels
11th December 2018 - 9.34 am
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News Thump
Humour
Theresa May cancels next general election because she doesn't think she'll win
11th December 2018 - 9.03 am
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News Thump
Humour
Irish border checks to be carried out on Craggy Island
10th December 2018 - 5.09 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Prime Minister delays Brexit deal vote until she's finished writing her CV
10th December 2018 - 3.43 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Boris Johnson hoping new haircut tricks people into forgetting he's a twat
10th December 2018 - 10.29 am
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News Thump
Humour
"You lost, get over it" Brexiters told outside European Court of Justice
10th December 2018 - 9.47 am
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News Thump
Humour
Government pilot scheme to reduce state pension liability fails as 71-year-old survives jungle ordeal
10th December 2018 - 9.25 am
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News Thump
Humour
Theresa May urged not to sign any more Christmas cards ‘from the Prime Minister’
9th December 2018 - 4.25 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Brexit Betrayal march to attract people from all walks of racism
9th December 2018 - 4.00 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Audi owner ruins sex session by pulling out without warning
7th December 2018 - 1.47 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
7th December 2018 - 12.25 pm
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News Thump
Humour
Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
7th December 2018 - 11.52 am
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News Thump
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury could see record broken for most piss thrown at one stage
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White, straight man pretty happy sexism, homophobia and racism all sorted out now
7th December 2018 - 10.01 am
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Huge outcry in Glasgow as thieves steal traffic cone from Duke of Wellington statue
6th December 2018 - 3.01 pm
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Expensive Christmas supermarket adverts ensure people continue using supermarket nearest to their house
6th December 2018 - 12.04 pm
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Alderaan government forced to release impact assessments on effect of leaving the Empire.
6th December 2018 - 11.19 am
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Brexiters who've spent over two years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
6th December 2018 - 10.45 am
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Westminster shows its power by doing absolutely nothing to the people they find in contempt
6th December 2018 - 9.27 am
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5th December 2018 - 3.59 pm
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5th December 2018 - 3.42 pm
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Brexit legal advice just says "LOL No" 8,000 times
5th December 2018 - 3.18 pm
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My contempt for parliament is matched only by my contempt for the public, insists Theresa May
5th December 2018 - 12.22 pm
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14th December 2018 - 11.20 am
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13th December 2018 - 11.30 am
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13th December 2018 - 10.50 am
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13th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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13th December 2018 - 9.50 am
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‘Turn that f**king Christmas song off’ declares any rational human being
13th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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Five ways forward for Theresa May
13th December 2018 - 7.40 am
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12th December 2018 - 9.10 pm
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12th December 2018 - 12.50 pm
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12th December 2018 - 11.10 am
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Atheists’ advent calendar just contains cold hard facts
12th December 2018 - 10.40 am
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Vote for vote may trigger votes then vote followed by other vote
12th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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12th December 2018 - 9.50 am
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12th December 2018 - 8.50 am
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Britain not deeply divided, just full of moaning twats
12th December 2018 - 8.40 am
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May pledges to hunt down the f*cknut who triggered Article 50
11th December 2018 - 11.20 am
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Six alternative careers for Theresa May
11th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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Rees-Mogg secretly celebrates 250th birthday
11th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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Middle class families to open Christmas presents as late as possible
11th December 2018 - 9.50 am
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11th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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Artisan gin producers really scraping the weirdly-flavoured barrel
10th December 2018 - 11.50 am
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Middle-aged female celebrities all going out with same man
10th December 2018 - 11.30 am
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10th December 2018 - 11.00 am
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10th December 2018 - 9.30 am
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Only people who still want Brexit are inexplicably angry posh couple with two labradors
10th December 2018 - 9.10 am
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9th December 2018 - 9.20 am
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7th December 2018 - 10.20 am
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury ‘will end world’
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6th December 2018 - 7.50 am
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6th December 2018 - 7.50 am
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5th December 2018 - 1.00 pm
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5th December 2018 - 12.10 pm
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Charlottesville Jury Recommends 419 Years Plus Life For Neo-Nazi Who Killed Protester
14th December 2018 - 10.11 pm
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14th December 2018 - 8.57 pm
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14th December 2018 - 8.47 pm
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14th December 2018 - 8.16 pm
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14th December 2018 - 8.07 pm
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14th December 2018 - 8.06 pm
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14th December 2018 - 8.06 pm
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14th December 2018 - 5.39 pm
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14th December 2018 - 5.24 pm
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14th December 2018 - 3.46 pm
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14th December 2018 - 3.40 pm
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Supreme Court Will Not Hear Case On Defunding Planned Parenthood
14th December 2018 - 3.34 pm
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Trump Ex-Lawyer Michael Cohen Given 36 Months In Prison
13th December 2018 - 9.12 pm
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CNN Opens Up 24-Hour Anonymous Tip Line For Anyone With Synonyms For ‘Mueller Closing In’
13th December 2018 - 8.39 pm
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Nation Finally Ready To Look At More Sidewalk Drawings That Look Like Big Holes But Are Actually Just Flat
13th December 2018 - 7.46 pm
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Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Rescinds Nomination After Discovering The Cure Was Voted In As Cruel Prank By Popular Kids
13th December 2018 - 6.52 pm
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New Smithsonian Exhibit Honors Thousands Of Pets Who Joined Workforce After Owners Left To Fight In World War II
13th December 2018 - 6.44 pm
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Theresa May Narrowly Manages To Survive Parliamentary Firing Squad
13th December 2018 - 6.32 pm
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The Origins Of Popular Christmas Songs
13th December 2018 - 6.29 pm
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13th December 2018 - 5.38 pm
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U.S. Military Honors Sacrifices Of NFL Players By Wearing Jerseys Throughout December
13th December 2018 - 5.05 pm
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Innocuous Thing You Did In Public Prompts Inside Joke That Bonds Group Of Teens For Life
13th December 2018 - 4.36 pm
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13th December 2018 - 3.11 pm
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Theresa May Delays Vote On Brexit Deal
13th December 2018 - 3.02 pm
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Campbell’s Unveils New Tomato Soup Humidifier
12th December 2018 - 10.31 pm
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Michael Cohen Granted Prison Work Release For New Job With Trump 2020 Campaign
12th December 2018 - 9.10 pm
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Michael Cohen Completes First Stage Of Intricate Plan To Break Incarcerated Brother Out Of Prison From Inside
12th December 2018 - 8.50 pm
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Pros And Cons Of Seeking Out Uncontacted Peoples
12th December 2018 - 8.35 pm
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Orrin Hatch Delivers Farewell Address From Coffin Descending Into Plot Dug In Middle Of Senate Floor
12th December 2018 - 8.27 pm
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Delta Plane Jettisons Dozens Of Comfort Animals Midflight Following Policy Changes
12th December 2018 - 8.11 pm
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Time Awards Person Of The Year To Targeted Journalists Including Jamal Khashoggi
12th December 2018 - 8.00 pm
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New York Family Man Latest Victim Of Nation’s Misguided War On Tax Evasion, Perjury, Campaign Finance Violations
12th December 2018 - 7.34 pm
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Thousands Of Drunk Revelers Dressed As Jesus Descend On Vatican For Annual ChristCon Pub Crawl
12th December 2018 - 6.34 pm
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‘Oh, Was I Not Enough For You?’ Amazon Echo Asks Couple Bringing New Baby Home
12th December 2018 - 6.17 pm
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Every Person In High-End Singapore Casino Either Carrying Out Or Target Of Assassination
12th December 2018 - 5.18 pm
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Frat Nutritionists Dare Americans To Swallow More Live Goldfish
12th December 2018 - 4.51 pm
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Study Finds Average American Gets Most Physical Exertion Waving Cell Phone Around To Get Signal
12th December 2018 - 3.10 pm
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U.S. Coal Consumption Drops To Lowest Level In 40 Years
12th December 2018 - 3.02 pm
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Trump Claims Substantial Portions Of The U.S.-Mexico Laser Forcefield Have Already Been Built
11th December 2018 - 11.07 pm
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Jonesing Nation Demands Trump Tell Them Where, Exactly, Drugs Are Pouring Into Country
11th December 2018 - 10.17 pm
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Satanic Statue On Display In Illinois Capitol Building For Holidays
11th December 2018 - 9.06 pm
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Soldier Back Home From Serving At Mexico Border Still Having Nightmares About Being Used As Political Prop
11th December 2018 - 8.20 pm
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11th December 2018 - 7.42 pm
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11th December 2018 - 5.16 pm
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Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario
11th December 2018 - 5.05 pm
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Court Filings Suggest Trump Illegally Directed Hush Money Payments
11th December 2018 - 3.50 pm
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11th December 2018 - 3.44 pm
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11th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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John Kelly Out As Chief Of Staff
10th December 2018 - 9.48 pm
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10th December 2018 - 7.59 pm
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14th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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Why 'Fight Club' May Be A Smarter Film Than You Think
14th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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14th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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James Frey Wrote The Worst Book Of 2018, Here's Why
13th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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13th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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13th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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12th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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11th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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11th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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11th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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10th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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10th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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10th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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5 'Smart' Documentaries (That Are Actually Insanely Dumb)
10th December 2018 - 2.00 pm
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9th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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8th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Will Be (Appropriately) Dark
7th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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'A Star Is Born' Isn't A Musical, Says The Golden Globes
6th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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6th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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6th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5th December 2018 - 2.30 pm
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5th December 2018 - 2.30 pm
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Tom Cruise Has Just Made The Most Important PSA Ever
5th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4th December 2018 - 2.30 pm
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4th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4th December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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President Of Nigeria: I’m Not A Clone, Stop Asking
3rd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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3rd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Real Crimes Straight Out Of A Soap Opera
3rd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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2nd December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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1st December 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Crazy Hollywood Coincidences (You've Never Heard Before)
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The BBC Just Found Itself In The Dumbest Brexit Scandal Yet
30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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30th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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29th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Giant Santa Claus Terrorizes British Motorists
28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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28th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Is the ghost of Princess Diana REALLY present in Prince William's official Christmas card?
14th December 2018 - 3.12 pm
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14th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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Side that absolutely doesn't need or want this deal still refusing to negotiate further for some reason
14th December 2018 - 9.40 am
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14th December 2018 - 9.18 am
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Kleptomaniacs reminded there are only 12 shoplifting days till Christmas
13th December 2018 - 1.55 pm
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'Mary Poppins Returns' slammed for failing to include Yondu
13th December 2018 - 12.09 pm
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Theresa May to star in British reboot of The Walking Dead: The Dancing Dead
13th December 2018 - 11.41 am
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Theresa May "absolutely delighted to continue with this utter f*cking shambles"
13th December 2018 - 9.37 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg to take to the hills and wage pro-Brexit guerrilla campaign
13th December 2018 - 9.21 am
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"63% of the vote is not a big enough majority" insist irony-free Brexiters
12th December 2018 - 9.40 pm
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12th December 2018 - 9.21 pm
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12th December 2018 - 9.01 pm
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12th December 2018 - 2.25 pm
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First challenger to Theresa May's leadership is Lady Incognito
12th December 2018 - 11.55 am
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12th December 2018 - 11.11 am
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Theresa May cancels this evening's vote of confidence in her leadership
12th December 2018 - 10.28 am
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12th December 2018 - 9.29 am
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Tory Brexiters demand new leadership vote insisting 'the will of the MPs' has changed since 2016
12th December 2018 - 8.39 am
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Theresa May faces her greatest humiliation for a couple of hours
12th December 2018 - 8.14 am
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Donald Trump threatens to shut down the federal government if Mexico refuses to pay for his wall
11th December 2018 - 7.33 pm
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Intruder tasered and arrested at Westminster before being asked if HE can fix Brexit
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12th December 2018 - 8.11 pm
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12th December 2018 - 3.10 pm
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12th December 2018 - 3.02 pm
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11th December 2018 - 10.17 pm
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Theresa May to star in British reboot of The Walking Dead: The Dancing Dead
13th December 2018 - 11.41 am
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Theresa May "absolutely delighted to continue with this utter f*cking shambles"
13th December 2018 - 9.37 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg to take to the hills and wage pro-Brexit guerrilla campaign
13th December 2018 - 9.21 am
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"63% of the vote is not a big enough majority" insist irony-free Brexiters
12th December 2018 - 9.40 pm
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Dismay for Jacob Rees-Mogg as he fails to make old lady homeless and unemployed for Christmas
12th December 2018 - 9.21 pm
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Jacob Rees-Mogg to release 'I got 48 letters but the bitch ain't gone'
12th December 2018 - 9.01 pm
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Everyone gets a set of knives in Conservative Secret Santa
12th December 2018 - 2.25 pm
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First challenger to Theresa May's leadership is Lady Incognito
12th December 2018 - 11.55 am
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Everybody almost-but-not-quite feeling sorry for Theresa May
12th December 2018 - 11.11 am
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Theresa May cancels this evening's vote of confidence in her leadership
12th December 2018 - 10.28 am
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Latest exciting edition of Tory Thunderdome called for tonight
12th December 2018 - 9.29 am
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Tory Brexiters demand new leadership vote insisting 'the will of the MPs' has changed since 2016
12th December 2018 - 8.39 am
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Theresa May faces her greatest humiliation for a couple of hours
12th December 2018 - 8.14 am
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Donald Trump threatens to shut down the federal government if Mexico refuses to pay for his wall
11th December 2018 - 7.33 pm
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Intruder tasered and arrested at Westminster before being asked if HE can fix Brexit
11th December 2018 - 6.40 pm
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Avengers: Endgame trailer provoking better reactions than entire Justice League movie
11th December 2018 - 11.45 am
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"Harry Potter and The Ceremonial Mace" begins filming in Westminster
11th December 2018 - 10.57 am
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Southampton cancel Sunday’s match with Arsenal because they don’t fancy losing
11th December 2018 - 10.21 am
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European officials pretending not to be in as Theresa May returns to Brussels
11th December 2018 - 9.34 am
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Theresa May cancels next general election because she doesn't think she'll win
11th December 2018 - 9.03 am
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Irish border checks to be carried out on Craggy Island
10th December 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Prime Minister delays Brexit deal vote until she's finished writing her CV
10th December 2018 - 3.43 pm
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Boris Johnson hoping new haircut tricks people into forgetting he's a twat
10th December 2018 - 10.29 am
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"You lost, get over it" Brexiters told outside European Court of Justice
10th December 2018 - 9.47 am
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Government pilot scheme to reduce state pension liability fails as 71-year-old survives jungle ordeal
10th December 2018 - 9.25 am
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Theresa May urged not to sign any more Christmas cards ‘from the Prime Minister’
9th December 2018 - 4.25 pm
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Brexit Betrayal march to attract people from all walks of racism
9th December 2018 - 4.00 pm
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Audi owner ruins sex session by pulling out without warning
7th December 2018 - 1.47 pm
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Paul Nuttall denies ever being a member of UKIP
7th December 2018 - 12.25 pm
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Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
7th December 2018 - 11.52 am
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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury could see record broken for most piss thrown at one stage
7th December 2018 - 11.06 am
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White, straight man pretty happy sexism, homophobia and racism all sorted out now
7th December 2018 - 10.01 am
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Huge outcry in Glasgow as thieves steal traffic cone from Duke of Wellington statue
6th December 2018 - 3.01 pm
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Expensive Christmas supermarket adverts ensure people continue using supermarket nearest to their house
6th December 2018 - 12.04 pm
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Alderaan government forced to release impact assessments on effect of leaving the Empire.
6th December 2018 - 11.19 am
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Brexiters who've spent over two years saying 'you lost, get over it' still waiting to discover what they've won
6th December 2018 - 10.45 am
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Westminster shows its power by doing absolutely nothing to the people they find in contempt
6th December 2018 - 9.27 am
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Dominic Raab tells parents he rejects toy deal and they should "go back to Santa"
5th December 2018 - 3.59 pm
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"He was good in The Simpsons, wasn't he?" says everybody at George Bush Snr's funeral
5th December 2018 - 3.42 pm
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Brexit legal advice just says "LOL No" 8,000 times
5th December 2018 - 3.18 pm
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My contempt for parliament is matched only by my contempt for the public, insists Theresa May
5th December 2018 - 12.22 pm
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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn decide on Ninja Warrior format instead of debate
5th December 2018 - 11.46 am
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UN apologises after host asks Sir David Attenborough if he can twerk
5th December 2018 - 9.16 am
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Nigel Farage quits UKIP to spend more time with his ego
5th December 2018 - 8.23 am
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