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Published: 31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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The Daily Mash
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People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Onion
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Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
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The Onion
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‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
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The Onion
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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
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Report: 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat
20th September 2018 - 6.16 pm
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The Onion
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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System
20th September 2018 - 6.25 pm
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Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas
20th September 2018 - 6.03 pm
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The Onion
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Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise
20th September 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture?
20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
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The Onion
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4th Grader Panics Upon Realizing Classmate Giving Presentation Had Exact Same Summer As He Did
20th September 2018 - 5.00 pm
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Al Roker Strongly Considers Retiring From Creating The Weather
20th September 2018 - 4.32 pm
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The Onion
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Brad Pitt’s Foundation Sued For Building Shoddy Homes After Katrina
20th September 2018 - 2.48 pm
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The Onion
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New Beatles Box Set Features 172 Unreleased Songs About Wanting To Hold Hands
20th September 2018 - 2.58 pm
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The Onion
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Sweetheart, The Day You Were Conceived Was The Best Day Of My Life
20th September 2018 - 3.06 pm
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The Onion
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Sensory Homunculus Diagram So Fucking Hot
20th September 2018 - 3.30 pm
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The Onion
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GOP Officials: Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager
19th September 2018 - 8.23 pm
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The Onion
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Supposedly Educated Professor Has No Idea How To Get Bird Out Of Lecture Hall
19th September 2018 - 8.10 pm
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The Onion
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FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy
19th September 2018 - 7.18 pm
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Senate Passes Bipartisan Opioid Legislation
19th September 2018 - 7.13 pm
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The Onion
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The Worst Hurricanes In U.S. History
19th September 2018 - 7.02 pm
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Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement
19th September 2018 - 6.30 pm
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The Onion
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PlayStation Classic To Include Friend Who Always Whooped Your Ass To Complete Retro Gaming Experience
19th September 2018 - 5.12 pm
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The Onion
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Shocking Biblical Study Reveals Methushael Did Not Beget Lamech
19th September 2018 - 4.27 pm
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The Onion
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Paul McCartney Releases 18th Solo Album
19th September 2018 - 2.14 pm
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The Onion
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Local Man Unsure If Woman Type Of Lesbian Who Only Dates Women
19th September 2018 - 2.22 pm
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The Onion
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Blood-Spattered Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Up Huge Dismembered Penis To Prove Presidential Member Completely Normal
18th September 2018 - 9.47 pm
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Inhumane Ideas that Were Supposed to Be Noble Solutions
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Disney Park Easter Eggs (That Are Hiding In Plain Sight)
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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The 4 (Ridiculous) Types of Pickup Artist Guides
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
18th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Children's Books To Confuse Your Child Into Patriotism
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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How 'Solo' Ruins One Of The Best Moments In 'Star Wars'
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Historical Facts That Were Way Too Stupid For The Movies
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Recent Films With Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Stories
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Crazy Ass Things That Fell Out Of The Sky
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
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5 Signs TLC Shows Have Gone From Stupid To Evil
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
14th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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The 1938 'War Of The Worlds' Alien Hysteria Was Fake News
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Times Hollywood Ruthlessly Beat A Profitable Idea To Death
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Behold, The Crack Pipe Vending Machines of Long Island
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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A Legal Snafu Made This 'Baby Driver' Joke Even Funnier
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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John C. Reilly Has The Creepiest Art Collection In The World
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Video Game Easter Eggs That Reveal The Big Twist
14th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Bizarre Problems Modern Militaries Are Facing
14th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work
14th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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12th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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20th September 2018 - 2.02 pm
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20th September 2018 - 11.58 am
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20th September 2018 - 9.51 am
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EU offers to make Northern Ireland French, if it will help
20th September 2018 - 9.13 am
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Fungi producers facing bankruptcy as everybody off mushrooms now
19th September 2018 - 12.24 pm
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New Tesco discount store lacking the level of utter chaos required to pose threat to Aldi or Lidl
19th September 2018 - 12.06 pm
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Leaked document shows that the UK will register as a charity after Brexit
19th September 2018 - 11.23 am
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Yoghurt is this week’s thing that will definitely kill you
19th September 2018 - 10.46 am
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Prime Minister ruins wedding photos
19th September 2018 - 10.19 am
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Toad, the 'mushroom character' from Mario Kart, to sue over claims he resembles Donald Trump's penis
19th September 2018 - 8.41 am
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Students who bunked lectures during Homeopathy degree secure better marks than full attendees
18th September 2018 - 12.30 pm
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Storm Ali will try and groom your kids, insists Tommy Robinson
18th September 2018 - 11.10 am
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Mary Poppins Returns subtitle finally revealed as ‘Mary Delivers a Brexit That’s Practically Perfect in Every Way
18th September 2018 - 10.24 am
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"I’m not sexist, I just don’t think it's a feminist issue" says man about feminist issue
18th September 2018 - 9.33 am
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Theresa May admits she gets 'irritated' by human beings
18th September 2018 - 9.20 am
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Audi drivers furious after Highways England launches campaign to stop tailgating
17th September 2018 - 3.43 pm
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Buying expensive trainers somehow means you should also support your friends' stupid business ideas
17th September 2018 - 3.03 pm
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Democratically elected leader of first world country announces 'do it my way or f*ck off into oblivion'
17th September 2018 - 2.26 pm
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Marmite maker's relocation plan either loved or hated by shareholders
17th September 2018 - 12.20 pm
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Hungarian anti-Semitism perfectly lovely, say Tory MEPs
17th September 2018 - 9.18 am
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Katie Hopkins declared morally bankrupt
16th September 2018 - 4.52 pm
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Satirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page
15th September 2018 - 11.06 am
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Mike Read’s UKIP Calypso to get special collector’s edition reissue
15th September 2018 - 10.54 am
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14th September 2018 - 1.00 pm
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14th September 2018 - 10.25 am
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WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren't repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next? Go to full article
Published:
Source: The Daily Mash




The Daily Mash
Humour
Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Onion
Humour
Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Report: 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat
20th September 2018 - 6.16 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System
20th September 2018 - 6.25 pm
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The Onion
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Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas
20th September 2018 - 6.03 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise
20th September 2018 - 5.09 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture?
20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
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The Onion
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4th Grader Panics Upon Realizing Classmate Giving Presentation Had Exact Same Summer As He Did
20th September 2018 - 5.00 pm
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The Onion
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Al Roker Strongly Considers Retiring From Creating The Weather
20th September 2018 - 4.32 pm
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The Onion
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Brad Pitt’s Foundation Sued For Building Shoddy Homes After Katrina
20th September 2018 - 2.48 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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New Beatles Box Set Features 172 Unreleased Songs About Wanting To Hold Hands
20th September 2018 - 2.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Sweetheart, The Day You Were Conceived Was The Best Day Of My Life
20th September 2018 - 3.06 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Sensory Homunculus Diagram So Fucking Hot
20th September 2018 - 3.30 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
GOP Officials: Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager
19th September 2018 - 8.23 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Supposedly Educated Professor Has No Idea How To Get Bird Out Of Lecture Hall
19th September 2018 - 8.10 pm
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FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy
19th September 2018 - 7.18 pm
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Senate Passes Bipartisan Opioid Legislation
19th September 2018 - 7.13 pm
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The Worst Hurricanes In U.S. History
19th September 2018 - 7.02 pm
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Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement
19th September 2018 - 6.30 pm
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PlayStation Classic To Include Friend Who Always Whooped Your Ass To Complete Retro Gaming Experience
19th September 2018 - 5.12 pm
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The Onion
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Shocking Biblical Study Reveals Methushael Did Not Beget Lamech
19th September 2018 - 4.27 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Paul McCartney Releases 18th Solo Album
19th September 2018 - 2.14 pm
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The Onion
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Local Man Unsure If Woman Type Of Lesbian Who Only Dates Women
19th September 2018 - 2.22 pm
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Blood-Spattered Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Up Huge Dismembered Penis To Prove Presidential Member Completely Normal
18th September 2018 - 9.47 pm
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Inhumane Ideas that Were Supposed to Be Noble Solutions
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Disney Park Easter Eggs (That Are Hiding In Plain Sight)
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Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
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5 Children's Books To Confuse Your Child Into Patriotism
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
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15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Behold, The Crack Pipe Vending Machines of Long Island
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A Legal Snafu Made This 'Baby Driver' Joke Even Funnier
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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John C. Reilly Has The Creepiest Art Collection In The World
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5 Video Game Easter Eggs That Reveal The Big Twist
14th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work
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19th September 2018 - 12.24 pm
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GOP Officials: Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager
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FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy
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