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Published: 17th July 2017 - 3.29 pm
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Middle class men to buy their sex robots from John Lewis
25th July 2017 - 9.57 am
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Government backs ‘North London Powerhouse’
25th July 2017 - 11.14 am
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People with loads of debt confident banks will return favour and bail them out
25th July 2017 - 7.59 am
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Man furious as girlfriend asks stranger for directions
25th July 2017 - 8.37 am
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Corbyn trying to return to cult following 

25th July 2017 - 8.53 am
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Children holding talks on best way to ruin holiday
25th July 2017 - 9.13 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg and David Davis to decide Tory leadership race with cannons
25th July 2017 - 7.44 am
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Family admits ‘staycation’ was incredibly stupid idea
24th July 2017 - 12.31 pm
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Britain to be hit by entirely typical weather
24th July 2017 - 10.31 am
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Woman gets affirmation she craves after man describes her Facebook post as ‘well written’
24th July 2017 - 8.11 am
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If Brexit was a drug it would be ketamine, say experts 

24th July 2017 - 8.20 am
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Men ‘not really equipped to do sport’
24th July 2017 - 8.38 am
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Scientists confirm olives are just evil grapes
24th July 2017 - 8.54 am
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Shithole flat cleverly disguised by string lights
21st July 2017 - 9.38 am
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Veggie friend wondering if there’s enough space on your BBQ for her ego
23rd July 2017 - 8.53 am
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British person not excited by new TV show about baking
22nd July 2017 - 10.13 am
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New parent and massive stoner discover they have loads in common
22nd July 2017 - 8.54 am
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Millennials need to grow up and get over Harry Potter, says 46-year-old with Stormtrooper helmet
21st July 2017 - 12.50 pm
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People on low carb diets terrified of post-Brexit courgetti shortage
21st July 2017 - 10.11 am
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Passenger denied boarding because she hasn’t bought enough crap in airport
21st July 2017 - 11.06 am
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OJ Simpson to run for president
21st July 2017 - 8.05 am
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Vow to not give toddler iPad lasts 78 seconds
21st July 2017 - 8.50 am
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Shithole flat cleverly disguised by string lights
21st July 2017 - 9.38 am
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Brexit does not necessarily mean Brexit, says May
21st July 2017 - 7.42 am
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Dear Holly, My brother has become a problem for the family – Ivanka, Washington DC
20th July 2017 - 12.51 pm
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The Onion
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To Live And Buy In LA
25th July 2017 - 8.40 pm
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Household Dust Might Contribute To Weight Gain
25th July 2017 - 7.53 pm
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Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing
25th July 2017 - 6.42 pm
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David Byrne Holds Up Old Suit To Show How Far He'€™s Come In Weight Loss Journey
25th July 2017 - 6.24 pm
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Area Man Installs Home Pull-Up Bar To Absentmindedly Tap While Passing Through Hallway
25th July 2017 - 5.37 pm
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A Look At SeaWorld'€™s Legacy: From Shamu To Forcibly Euthanizing Shamu
25th July 2017 - 5.24 pm
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'€˜Dr. Mario'€™ Has Given Too Many People A Warped Idea Of The Medical Profession
25th July 2017 - 4.54 pm
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Your Horoscopes '€” Week Of July 25, 2017
25th July 2017 - 3.20 pm
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HBO Greenlights Alternate History Civil War Drama
25th July 2017 - 3.00 pm
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Documentary About Grisly Murder Inspires Dozens Of Copycat Documentaries
25th July 2017 - 2.40 pm
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'€˜Back To Dock'€™ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers
25th July 2017 - 2.32 pm
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Area Stingray Dreaming Of Making It To Tropicana Field Touch Tank
24th July 2017 - 6.36 pm
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Salvador Dali Exhumed To Settle Paternity Suit
24th July 2017 - 6.29 pm
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Kushner: '€˜I Did Not Collude, But I Pretty Much Have To Say That, Right?'€™
24th July 2017 - 6.03 pm
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Dance Cage Recidivism Rates At All-Time High Within American Club Scene
24th July 2017 - 5.29 pm
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Shark Week Programming Preview
24th July 2017 - 3.49 pm
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Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap
24th July 2017 - 2.17 pm
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The Week In Pictures '€“ Week Of July 24, 2017
24th July 2017 - 2.18 pm
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God Excited About First Trip To Japan
24th July 2017 - 2.20 pm
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FDA Set To Approve Gene-Altering Cancer Treatment
24th July 2017 - 2.21 pm
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Food Network Production Assistants Prep Guy Fieri With Dry Rub
24th July 2017 - 2.22 pm
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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation
24th July 2017 - 2.23 pm
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Shield Your Eyes!
21st July 2017 - 7.23 pm
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O.J. Simpson Granted Parole
21st July 2017 - 6.43 pm
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Lovelorn App Aches To Know Your Location
21st July 2017 - 5.49 pm
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Cracked
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Nicolas Cage Is In Kazakhstan
24th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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Awkward Scenes That Must Have Happened In Marvel Movies
24th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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Awkward Scenes That Must Have Happened In Marvel Movies
24th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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Comic-Con Wants You To Choke On All The Trailers
24th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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6 Celebrities Who Traded Their Dignity For Insane PSAs
25th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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5 Clothing Trends Created For Surprising Purposes
25th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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9 Products Guaranteed To Make You A Pro Hacker
25th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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5 Classic Characters Who Should Have DIED, DIED, DIED!
25th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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That Viral ATM Guy Wants To Clear Up His Story For You
25th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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3 Famous Movie Deaths That Shouldn't Have Happened
23rd July 2017 - 1.00 pm
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5 Insane Obstacles Disabled People Face Every Day
24th July 2017 - 1.00 pm
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6 Disasters With WTF Details You Never Learned In School
24th July 2017 - 1.00 pm
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Real Answers To 5 Questions You Didn't Even Know You Had
24th July 2017 - 1.00 pm
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Kid Rock For Senate 2018, Donald Trump For Worst President
22nd July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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6 Common Advertising Phrases That Literally Mean Nothing
23rd July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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7 Million-Dollar Ideas (Whose Inventors Got Totally Screwed)
23rd July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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5 Modern Solutions For 5 Modern Problems
23rd July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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5 Reasons The World Thinks Women Are Crazy (An Inside Look)
23rd July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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Resident Evil 7: Great Game, Terrible Story
21st July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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Why We Need A New Less-Annoying Word For Getting Engaged
22nd July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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The Strange Realities Of Hustling Pool For A Living
22nd July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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I Drew Superman: Here's What Comic-Con Was Like In My Day
22nd July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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Arya Stark Kicks Ass, Lady Mormont's A Bad Ass & Ed Sheeran?
20th July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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5 Horrifying Jobs That Almost Make You Prefer Unemployment
21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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6 WTF True Stories From Behind The Scenes Of Beloved Shows
21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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After successful rally Trump calls for Boy Scouts of America to be renamed 'Trump Youth'
25th July 2017 - 4.26 pm
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American Boy Scouts express interest in 'pussy-grabbing' badge
25th July 2017 - 12.03 pm
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Corbyn tells wife: "I said I would deal with the bins, not necessarily empty them"
25th July 2017 - 11.29 am
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Husband's relief as Ed Sheeran tickets turn out to be fake
25th July 2017 - 11.03 am
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Stickle Bricks announces The Stickle Bricks Movie
25th July 2017 - 10.52 am
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Man City to scrape by with just 673,832 players after Kolarov sale to Roma
25th July 2017 - 10.36 am
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Cast of Love Island return to jobs in rocket science and brain surgery
25th July 2017 - 9.59 am
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Shock as wholesome role model Vinnie Jones reveals dark side
25th July 2017 - 9.30 am
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Chlorine delicious, insists Brexiter
25th July 2017 - 9.01 am
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Cynical virtue-signalling bastard does nice thing in full view of other people
24th July 2017 - 6.00 pm
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'I'm bored' declares child on first day of school holiday
24th July 2017 - 4.52 pm
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Ed Sheeran to become omnipresent by 2018
24th July 2017 - 12.39 pm
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Slaughter of male BBC presenters could save licence fee payer billions, pledges Theresa May
24th July 2017 - 10.37 am
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Lib Dems left bemused as Cablemania fails to catch on
24th July 2017 - 10.30 am
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Police to update verbal cautions to include phrase 'put your hands on the car and prepare to die'
24th July 2017 - 10.23 am
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England supporters advised to only watch the female squads for best results
24th July 2017 - 9.32 am
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Grateful nation wishes MPs well as they begin their well deserved seven-week holiday
23rd July 2017 - 1.49 pm
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Britain First not that fussed about Church of England paedophiles
23rd July 2017 - 1.26 pm
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Morning-after pill not as cheap as keeping your legs shut, insists Boots
22nd July 2017 - 3.57 pm
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Set menu option leaves everyone equally dissatisfied
22nd July 2017 - 9.48 am
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Great Outdoors to be rebranded 'Outdoors'
22nd July 2017 - 9.42 am
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Wormtail quits as White House press secretary
21st July 2017 - 5.48 pm
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Woman struck down by 'food poisoning' after drinking litre of wine
21st July 2017 - 2.59 pm
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Pest controllers at Parliament building to remove parasites finally corner Michael Gove
21st July 2017 - 2.34 pm
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'Big Lemonade' behind plot to crush plucky 5-year-old competitor
21st July 2017 - 11.45 am
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