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Streaming app Spotify is testing a new feature in Australia that allows non-paying users to skip an unlimited number of ads, allowing them to better track information about which ads users do and do not skip. What do you think? Go to full article
Published: 19th August 2018 - 4.06 pm
Source: The Onion




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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Onion
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Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder
21st September 2018 - 9.32 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation
21st September 2018 - 8.40 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor
21st September 2018 - 8.44 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make
21st September 2018 - 8.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief
21st September 2018 - 7.46 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
21st September 2018 - 5.26 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Pros And Cons Of Amazon
21st September 2018 - 5.30 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
21st September 2018 - 5.34 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
21st September 2018 - 4.17 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material
21st September 2018 - 3.43 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon
21st September 2018 - 3.37 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December
21st September 2018 - 3.25 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation
21st September 2018 - 3.18 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking?
21st September 2018 - 3.11 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Category Snore
21st September 2018 - 2.39 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations
20th September 2018 - 10.57 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser
20th September 2018 - 9.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Report: 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat
20th September 2018 - 6.16 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System
20th September 2018 - 6.25 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas
20th September 2018 - 6.03 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise
20th September 2018 - 5.09 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture?
20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
Source: The Onion
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'The Predator' Has a Crazy Cameo Everyone Missed
20th September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 More Movies That Look Deranged With The Special FX Removed
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 Movies That Were Totally Redone Before Release
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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14 Plots That Are So Predictable You Can Diagram What's Next
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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Inhumane Ideas that Were Supposed to Be Noble Solutions
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Disney Park Easter Eggs (That Are Hiding In Plain Sight)
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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The 4 (Ridiculous) Types of Pickup Artist Guides
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
18th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Children's Books To Confuse Your Child Into Patriotism
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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How 'Solo' Ruins One Of The Best Moments In 'Star Wars'
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Historical Facts That Were Way Too Stupid For The Movies
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Recent Films With Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Stories
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Crazy Ass Things That Fell Out Of The Sky
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Signs TLC Shows Have Gone From Stupid To Evil
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
14th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
Source: Cracked
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The 1938 'War Of The Worlds' Alien Hysteria Was Fake News
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Times Hollywood Ruthlessly Beat A Profitable Idea To Death
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
Source: Cracked
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Behold, The Crack Pipe Vending Machines of Long Island
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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A Legal Snafu Made This 'Baby Driver' Joke Even Funnier
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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John C. Reilly Has The Creepiest Art Collection In The World
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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News Thump
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Britain finally speaks with one voice over desire to bring back "Give Peas a Chance" graffiti
21st September 2018 - 4.43 pm
Source: News Thump
News Thump
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Brexiters who bought Nigel Farage condoms on promise of multiple sexual encounters left wanking into socks two years later
21st September 2018 - 3.32 pm
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Lying bastards furious at Emanuel Macron for pointing out that they are lying bastards
21st September 2018 - 12.27 pm
Source: News Thump
News Thump
Humour
Why didn't Kavanaugh's accuser come forward sooner, ask people publicly suggesting she's a lying slut
21st September 2018 - 12.07 pm
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Labour to support any Brexit deal punitive to Israel
21st September 2018 - 10.28 am
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Vatican confirms that resurrection of the Chequers deal would be classified as an official miracle
21st September 2018 - 10.03 am
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Monty Python's Black Knight insists Chequers plan still alive: "It's just a flesh wound!"
21st September 2018 - 9.34 am
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Free packet of spice with tomorrow's Daily Mail
20th September 2018 - 2.02 pm
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Would you make a Great Dictator? Take our test to find out!
20th September 2018 - 11.58 am
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Big Bird revealed as a foot fetishist
20th September 2018 - 9.51 am
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EU offers to make Northern Ireland French, if it will help
20th September 2018 - 9.13 am
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Fungi producers facing bankruptcy as everybody off mushrooms now
19th September 2018 - 12.24 pm
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New Tesco discount store lacking the level of utter chaos required to pose threat to Aldi or Lidl
19th September 2018 - 12.06 pm
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Leaked document shows that the UK will register as a charity after Brexit
19th September 2018 - 11.23 am
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Yoghurt is this week’s thing that will definitely kill you
19th September 2018 - 10.46 am
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Prime Minister ruins wedding photos
19th September 2018 - 10.19 am
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Toad, the 'mushroom character' from Mario Kart, to sue over claims he resembles Donald Trump's penis
19th September 2018 - 8.41 am
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Students who bunked lectures during Homeopathy degree secure better marks than full attendees
18th September 2018 - 12.30 pm
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Storm Ali will try and groom your kids, insists Tommy Robinson
18th September 2018 - 11.10 am
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Mary Poppins Returns subtitle finally revealed as ‘Mary Delivers a Brexit That’s Practically Perfect in Every Way
18th September 2018 - 10.24 am
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"I’m not sexist, I just don’t think it's a feminist issue" says man about feminist issue
18th September 2018 - 9.33 am
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Theresa May admits she gets 'irritated' by human beings
18th September 2018 - 9.20 am
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Audi drivers furious after Highways England launches campaign to stop tailgating
17th September 2018 - 3.43 pm
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Buying expensive trainers somehow means you should also support your friends' stupid business ideas
17th September 2018 - 3.03 pm
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Democratically elected leader of first world country announces 'do it my way or f*ck off into oblivion'
17th September 2018 - 2.26 pm
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Streaming app Spotify is testing a new feature in Australia that allows non-paying users to skip an unlimited number of ads, allowing them to better track information about which ads users do and do not skip. What do you think? Go to full article
Published:
Source: The Onion




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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Onion
Humour
Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder
21st September 2018 - 9.32 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation
21st September 2018 - 8.40 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor
21st September 2018 - 8.44 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make
21st September 2018 - 8.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief
21st September 2018 - 7.46 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
21st September 2018 - 5.26 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Pros And Cons Of Amazon
21st September 2018 - 5.30 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
21st September 2018 - 5.34 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
21st September 2018 - 4.17 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material
21st September 2018 - 3.43 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon
21st September 2018 - 3.37 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December
21st September 2018 - 3.25 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation
21st September 2018 - 3.18 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking?
21st September 2018 - 3.11 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Category Snore
21st September 2018 - 2.39 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations
20th September 2018 - 10.57 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser
20th September 2018 - 9.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
Humour
Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Report: 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat
20th September 2018 - 6.16 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System
20th September 2018 - 6.25 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas
20th September 2018 - 6.03 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise
20th September 2018 - 5.09 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture?
20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
Source: The Onion
Cracked
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'The Predator' Has a Crazy Cameo Everyone Missed
20th September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 More Movies That Look Deranged With The Special FX Removed
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 Movies That Were Totally Redone Before Release
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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14 Plots That Are So Predictable You Can Diagram What's Next
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
Source: Cracked
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Inhumane Ideas that Were Supposed to Be Noble Solutions
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Disney Park Easter Eggs (That Are Hiding In Plain Sight)
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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The 4 (Ridiculous) Types of Pickup Artist Guides
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
Humour
Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
18th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
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5 Children's Books To Confuse Your Child Into Patriotism
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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How 'Solo' Ruins One Of The Best Moments In 'Star Wars'
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Historical Facts That Were Way Too Stupid For The Movies
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Recent Films With Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Stories
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Crazy Ass Things That Fell Out Of The Sky
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
Source: Cracked
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5 Signs TLC Shows Have Gone From Stupid To Evil
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
Source: Cracked
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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
14th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
Humour
The 1938 'War Of The Worlds' Alien Hysteria Was Fake News
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
Source: Cracked
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Humour
5 Times Hollywood Ruthlessly Beat A Profitable Idea To Death
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
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Behold, The Crack Pipe Vending Machines of Long Island
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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A Legal Snafu Made This 'Baby Driver' Joke Even Funnier
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
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John C. Reilly Has The Creepiest Art Collection In The World
13th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
Source: Cracked
News Thump
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Britain finally speaks with one voice over desire to bring back "Give Peas a Chance" graffiti
21st September 2018 - 4.43 pm
Source: News Thump
News Thump
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Brexiters who bought Nigel Farage condoms on promise of multiple sexual encounters left wanking into socks two years later
21st September 2018 - 3.32 pm
Source: News Thump
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Lying bastards furious at Emanuel Macron for pointing out that they are lying bastards
21st September 2018 - 12.27 pm
Source: News Thump
News Thump
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Why didn't Kavanaugh's accuser come forward sooner, ask people publicly suggesting she's a lying slut
21st September 2018 - 12.07 pm
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Labour to support any Brexit deal punitive to Israel
21st September 2018 - 10.28 am
Source: News Thump
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Vatican confirms that resurrection of the Chequers deal would be classified as an official miracle
21st September 2018 - 10.03 am
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21st September 2018 - 9.32 pm
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21st September 2018 - 3.43 pm
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