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Published: 11th July 2018 - 8.08 pm
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Whole carriage overjoyed as man running for train narrowly misses it
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Mates stage intervention for friend who quit drinking 
15th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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I’ve met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Your guide to making sure no one sits next to you on the train
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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‘Hilarious’ chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man’s decision to get pissed
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who thought hay fever was a load of bollocks gets hay fever
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Cleese leaving UK due to running out of things to moan about
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV?
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
New football fans expected to watch crap League Two games from now on
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Vegan cat becoming totally unbearable
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Mum still confident we can win it
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Man who likes to point out that football originated in China told to shut up
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
England game too personal to watch in front of anyone
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Man cooks meat at barbecue but does sod all else
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Johnson and Davis to spend next three months backpacking around South East Asia
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Leaving a sinking ship can be the right thing to do, by a rat
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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David Davis quits cabinet to focus on solo material
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Britain officially a banana republic
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Are you poor or do you just have kids?
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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England fan jailed for writing shit football song
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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I don’t know how I did it either, by Gareth Southgate
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man thinking about training for marathon drives three minutes to Tesco for pint of milk again
8th July 2018 - 5.49 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Only tiny number of jammy bastards actually ‘basking’ in heatwave
6th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Brexit summit to be less intellectually stimulating than Love Island
6th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Onion
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U.S. Indicts 12 Russian Officials Who Will Be Indicted For 2018, 2020 Election Hacking
13th July 2018 - 7.51 pm
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The Onion
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Man Keeps Having Same Experience Where He Shows Up To Work Naked
13th July 2018 - 6.55 pm
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The Onion
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Report: Modern-Day Pablo Escobar Smuggles One-Hitter Into Music Festival
13th July 2018 - 5.33 pm
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The Onion
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Kavanaugh Nomination Falters After Washington Post Publishes Shocking Editorial Claiming He Forgot Daughter’s Piano Recital
13th July 2018 - 5.26 pm
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The Onion
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Theresa May Recommits To NHS After Receiving Stark Reminder Of Abysmal State Of U.S. Mental Health Care
13th July 2018 - 4.22 pm
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The Onion
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Qatar Unveils Indentured Mascot For 2022 World Cup
13th July 2018 - 3.30 pm
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Half Of Morning Run Spent Trying To Change Song On Phone
13th July 2018 - 2.57 pm
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Buckingham Palace Guards Impressed By First Lady’s Ability To Never Crack Smile
12th July 2018 - 10.13 pm
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Thing Distracting You From Healthy, Self-Actualized Lifestyle Garners 240 Emmy Nominations
12th July 2018 - 9.49 pm
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The Onion
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Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy ‘A Pissy Little Shithead’
12th July 2018 - 7.17 pm
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The Onion
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Papa John’s Removes N-Word From Menus
12th July 2018 - 7.01 pm
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The Onion
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Stressed-Out Paul Ryan Uses Cheat Day To Indulge In One Bipartisan Vote
12th July 2018 - 4.37 pm
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The Onion
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Open Mic Host Asks Audience To Keep Pathetic Smattering Of Applause Going For Next Performer
12th July 2018 - 3.38 pm
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The Onion
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Love On A Budget
12th July 2018 - 2.54 pm
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The Onion
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Mitch McConnell Celebrates Brett Kavanaugh As Culmination Of Everything He’s Worked Against
10th July 2018 - 1.06 am
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The Onion
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 10, 2018
10th July 2018 - 2.51 pm
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The Onion
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Uncle Warren In Rare Form Tonight
10th July 2018 - 3.29 pm
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The Onion
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Woodpecker Having Difficulty Remembering Tree Where He Got The Really Good Bugs That One Time
10th July 2018 - 5.09 pm
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The Onion
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$20 Bill Slowly But Surely Wriggling Free From Back Pocket
10th July 2018 - 5.31 pm
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The Onion
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Thai Soccer Player Still Waiting For Parents To Pick Him Up
10th July 2018 - 5.57 pm
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The Onion
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Man Knows He Can Always Fall Back On Really Terrible Job That Pays Shit
10th July 2018 - 6.31 pm
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The Onion
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
10th July 2018 - 7.21 pm
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The Onion
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Serena Williams Stripped Of Titles After It Revealed She’s Been Playing With A Racket In Each Hand This Whole Time
10th July 2018 - 7.37 pm
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Washington Post Offers Non-Subscribers 10 Free Articles To Fact-Check Per Month
10th July 2018 - 8.50 pm
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Eviction Notice All Business
11th July 2018 - 2.55 pm
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5 People Who Elevated Laziness To An Art Form
15th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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6 Self-Defense Gadgets That Seem Like A Terrible Idea
15th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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This Is The Last Blockbuster Video Left Out There
13th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Door Knobs Weren't Invented Until AFTER The Civil War
14th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Crazy Natural Wonders Found In The Last Place You'd Expect
14th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Hilarious Photos From Your Fave Movies (You've Never Seen)
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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19 Unwritten Rules That Everyone Seems To Follow
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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12th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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12th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You
11th July 2018 - 12.36 am
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Bats Won't Fly Into Your Hair (Like In The Movies)
11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Weird Causes Championed By The Last Celebrity You'd Expect
11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Great News: Wearing A Tie Might Be Choking Your Brain
9th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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10th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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10th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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4 Disturbing Dark Secrets Behind 'Seen On TV' Products
10th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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9th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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9th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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The 5 Dumbest Official Decrees People Actually Had To Make
8th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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8th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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6th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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6th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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7th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Anonymous American caller begs Babestation girl to piss on bed
16th July 2018 - 9.09 am
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Donald Trump announces new policy of regime change directed at the United Kingdom
14th July 2018 - 10.55 am
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14th July 2018 - 10.46 am
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Donald Trump criticises Windsor Castle as 'an old dump in need of modernisation' after visit
13th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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13th July 2018 - 4.56 pm
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Donald Trump asks Queen why she built her castle underneath Heathrow's flight path
13th July 2018 - 2.30 pm
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After watching British TV Donald Trump instructs US officials to open diplomatic relations with Love Island
13th July 2018 - 1.29 pm
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US Presidents should stay out of Brexit debate only when they disagree with me, clarifies Nigel Farage
13th July 2018 - 12.22 pm
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13th July 2018 - 11.09 am
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Queen accused of sending subtle 'coded message' to Trump with her choice of hats
13th July 2018 - 9.59 am
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People briefly interested in football relieved that they can go back to moaning about it again
12th July 2018 - 4.48 pm
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Donald Trump coming to lift English spirits
12th July 2018 - 3.32 pm
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F*ck all getting done today admits hungover and miserable England
12th July 2018 - 2.35 pm
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Football sees ‘absolute f**king state’ of the country and elects not to come home
12th July 2018 - 12.24 pm
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England fans now bonding over mass return of waistcoats
12th July 2018 - 11.55 am
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Larry the Cat to host Donald Trump at Downing Street reception
12th July 2018 - 11.36 am
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This is my first semi since 1990 too, says Grandad proudly clutching Viagra tablets
11th July 2018 - 1.26 pm
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Man secretly practising 'Two world wars and two world cups' when he thinks nobody is listening
11th July 2018 - 11.44 am
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‘It’s just you and me again, Bunty’ Theresa May tells beloved childhood teddy bear and new Foreign Secretary
11th July 2018 - 11.10 am
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Mark Zuckerberg hospitalised after dangerously prolonged laughing fit following ICO fine
11th July 2018 - 10.04 am
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Tedious twat hopes England lose
11th July 2018 - 9.50 am
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Britain to curry favour with Donald Trump by showing it too is run by incompetent f*ckwits
10th July 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Shock as Donald Trump nominates Strictly's Len Goodman for Supreme Court
10th July 2018 - 4.49 pm
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Government ‘back on track’ after twenty resignation-free minutes
10th July 2018 - 4.55 pm
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Gareth Southgate begs fairy folk to let him keep the magic waistcoat
10th July 2018 - 10.46 am
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Humour
Whole carriage overjoyed as man running for train narrowly misses it
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Mates stage intervention for friend who quit drinking 
15th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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I’ve met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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‘Hilarious’ chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man’s decision to get pissed
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who thought hay fever was a load of bollocks gets hay fever
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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Mum still confident we can win it
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Johnson and Davis to spend next three months backpacking around South East Asia
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Leaving a sinking ship can be the right thing to do, by a rat
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Britain officially a banana republic
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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I don’t know how I did it either, by Gareth Southgate
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Man thinking about training for marathon drives three minutes to Tesco for pint of milk again
8th July 2018 - 5.49 pm
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Only tiny number of jammy bastards actually ‘basking’ in heatwave
6th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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U.S. Indicts 12 Russian Officials Who Will Be Indicted For 2018, 2020 Election Hacking
13th July 2018 - 7.51 pm
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13th July 2018 - 5.33 pm
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13th July 2018 - 3.30 pm
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12th July 2018 - 9.49 pm
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12th July 2018 - 4.37 pm
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13th July 2018 - 5.33 pm
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