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Published: 11th July 2018 - 8.04 pm
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Shop assistant asking if you ‘need any help’ definitely thinks you’re going to nick something
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Trump nervously gives Putin list of people he’d like killed
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Badly-planned Tour de France route full of hills
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Whole carriage overjoyed as man running for train narrowly misses it
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Mates stage intervention for friend who quit drinking 
15th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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I’ve met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Your guide to making sure no one sits next to you on the train
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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‘Hilarious’ chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man’s decision to get pissed
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who thought hay fever was a load of bollocks gets hay fever
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Cleese leaving UK due to running out of things to moan about
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV?
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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New football fans expected to watch crap League Two games from now on
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Vegan cat becoming totally unbearable
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Mum still confident we can win it
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who likes to point out that football originated in China told to shut up
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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England game too personal to watch in front of anyone
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man cooks meat at barbecue but does sod all else
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Johnson and Davis to spend next three months backpacking around South East Asia
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Leaving a sinking ship can be the right thing to do, by a rat
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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David Davis quits cabinet to focus on solo material
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Britain officially a banana republic
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Are you poor or do you just have kids?
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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England fan jailed for writing shit football song
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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I don’t know how I did it either, by Gareth Southgate
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Onion
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Senate Leaders Warn It Too Early To Discuss Trump
17th July 2018 - 8.25 pm
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The Onion
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World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
17th July 2018 - 7.58 pm
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The Onion
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 17, 2018
17th July 2018 - 7.54 pm
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Trump Wistfully Smells Lock Of Murdered Journalist’s Hair Gifted To Him By Putin
17th July 2018 - 7.37 pm
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The Onion
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Order Restored: The Guy In The Office Who Was Always Watching The World Cup Is Back To Having Nothing
16th July 2018 - 5.27 pm
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New Tesla Model 3 Goes From Zero To Engulfed In Flames In 3.5 Seconds
17th July 2018 - 7.23 pm
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‘There Are Things That Exist Which Are Not Good,’ Says Obama In Stunning Rebuke Of Trump
17th July 2018 - 7.00 pm
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Distraught Mueller Burns Every Piece Of Evidence In Case After Hearing Trump’s Critique Of U.S. Intelligence Community
17th July 2018 - 6.13 pm
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
17th July 2018 - 5.16 pm
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Terrified Glob Of Cream Cheese Escapes Bagel
17th July 2018 - 3.54 pm
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Man Feels Less Guilty About Gentrifying Eastern European Neighborhood
17th July 2018 - 3.05 pm
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Most Infamous Cults In History
17th July 2018 - 3.23 pm
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Woman Informs Husband That He Made New Friend
17th July 2018 - 2.48 pm
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Theresa May: Trump Told Me To Sue The EU
17th July 2018 - 2.52 pm
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GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery
16th July 2018 - 10.24 pm
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Trump Sits Down With Putin
16th July 2018 - 8.29 pm
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End Of An Era: Kellogg’s Is Shutting Down Eggo After Its CEO Had A Freaky Dream About Waffles
16th July 2018 - 2.10 pm
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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
16th July 2018 - 7.02 pm
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Trump, Putin Hold First Joint Press Crackdown
16th July 2018 - 6.46 pm
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The Onion
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Take That, Drumpf! British Protesters Flew A Trump Baby Balloon To Symbolize That He Is Full Of Innocent Love And Infinite Curiosity
16th July 2018 - 5.02 pm
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The Onion
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Poll Finds 97% Of Americans Don’t Know Who Donald Trump Is
16th July 2018 - 6.13 pm
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Bodybuilder Strong, But Now What?
16th July 2018 - 5.33 pm
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Report: Therapist Just Saying That To Make You Feel Better
16th July 2018 - 5.04 pm
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Elon Musk Insists He’d Be Much More Innovative Pedophile Than Thailand Rescue Worker
16th July 2018 - 5.07 pm
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Total Idiot Resorting To Tribalism Decades Before Climate Catastrophe Makes It Necessary
16th July 2018 - 4.50 pm
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Delete Your Account, Elon Musk
16th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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How A Typo Screwed Up One Of History's Worst Video Games
16th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Clooney's Crash, Melania's Coat, & More Bombshell Celeb News
17th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 'Internet Problems' That Existed Way Before The Internet
17th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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How To Help Kids And Parents Separated At The U.S. Border
17th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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6 Big Marvel Characters No One Cared About Before The Movies
16th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 World Cities That Have Weird Problems You Never Knew About
16th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 People Who Elevated Laziness To An Art Form
15th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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6 Self-Defense Gadgets That Seem Like A Terrible Idea
15th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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This Is The Last Blockbuster Video Left Out There
13th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Door Knobs Weren't Invented Until AFTER The Civil War
14th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Crazy Natural Wonders Found In The Last Place You'd Expect
14th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Hilarious Photos From Your Fave Movies (You've Never Seen)
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Mistakes That Went Unnoticed For An Absurd Amount of Time
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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19 Unwritten Rules That Everyone Seems To Follow
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Crazy True Crime Stories Involving Video Games
12th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Bad Hollywood Reboots And What We Should've Gotten Instead
12th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You
11th July 2018 - 12.36 am
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Bats Won't Fly Into Your Hair (Like In The Movies)
11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Weird Causes Championed By The Last Celebrity You'd Expect
11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Terrifying Drug Crazes (That Were Made Up By The Media)
11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Great News: Wearing A Tie Might Be Choking Your Brain
9th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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10th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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7 Animal Escapes Stories Straight Out Of A Disney Movie
10th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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10th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Security services ensure Trump's itinerary suddenly includes open-top drive past Dallas book depository
17th July 2018 - 6.42 pm
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Lance Armstrong's Tour de France wins reinstated after Brexit revelation that cheating is fine
17th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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We won and you need to get over it, Vote Leave tells Electoral Commission
17th July 2018 - 1.43 pm
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Donald Trump bans apples from US after Putin tells him swallowing pips can make trees grow out of your bum
17th July 2018 - 12.57 pm
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Elon Musk’s hyperloop to revolutionise public transport for nonces
17th July 2018 - 10.17 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg given right of Prima Nocta in attempt to stave off Brexiter rebellion
17th July 2018 - 9.47 am
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US Prisons empty as Donald Trump pardons any inmate who insists they didn't do it
17th July 2018 - 9.16 am
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Weary nation prepares for yet another referendum after Theresa May categorically rules it out
16th July 2018 - 6.31 pm
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I would be a fool not to trust Vladimir Putin over the FBI and CIA, insists Donald Trump
16th July 2018 - 6.00 pm
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Please stop calling me 'daddy', Putin begs Donald Trump
16th July 2018 - 4.34 pm
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Piers Morgan relieved to find lost cufflink deep inside Donald Trump's colon
16th July 2018 - 11.28 am
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Man who thinks 'participation trophies' have ruined a generation demands open top bus parade for England team
16th July 2018 - 10.47 am
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Liam Fox still waiting for someone to explain his job to him
16th July 2018 - 10.24 am
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Santa Claus definitely a paedophile, insists Elon Musk
16th July 2018 - 10.01 am
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Anonymous American caller begs Babestation girl to piss on bed
16th July 2018 - 9.09 am
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Donald Trump announces new policy of regime change directed at the United Kingdom
14th July 2018 - 10.55 am
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Hard-hitting Piers Morgan interview finally uncovers President Trump's favourite colour
14th July 2018 - 10.46 am
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Donald Trump criticises Windsor Castle as 'an old dump in need of modernisation' after visit
13th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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Trump really overdoing it at work just before annual appraisal with his boss
13th July 2018 - 4.56 pm
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Donald Trump asks Queen why she built her castle underneath Heathrow's flight path
13th July 2018 - 2.30 pm
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After watching British TV Donald Trump instructs US officials to open diplomatic relations with Love Island
13th July 2018 - 1.29 pm
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US Presidents should stay out of Brexit debate only when they disagree with me, clarifies Nigel Farage
13th July 2018 - 12.22 pm
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Man dies horrible, violent death after reading cursed Friday 13th NewsThump article
13th July 2018 - 11.09 am
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Queen accused of sending subtle 'coded message' to Trump with her choice of hats
13th July 2018 - 9.59 am
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People briefly interested in football relieved that they can go back to moaning about it again
12th July 2018 - 4.48 pm
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The Daily Mash
Humour
Shop assistant asking if you ‘need any help’ definitely thinks you’re going to nick something
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Trump nervously gives Putin list of people he’d like killed
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Badly-planned Tour de France route full of hills
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Whole carriage overjoyed as man running for train narrowly misses it
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Mates stage intervention for friend who quit drinking 
15th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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I’ve met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Your guide to making sure no one sits next to you on the train
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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‘Hilarious’ chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man’s decision to get pissed
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who thought hay fever was a load of bollocks gets hay fever
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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Cleese leaving UK due to running out of things to moan about
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV?
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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New football fans expected to watch crap League Two games from now on
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Vegan cat becoming totally unbearable
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Mum still confident we can win it
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who likes to point out that football originated in China told to shut up
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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England game too personal to watch in front of anyone
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man cooks meat at barbecue but does sod all else
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Johnson and Davis to spend next three months backpacking around South East Asia
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Leaving a sinking ship can be the right thing to do, by a rat
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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David Davis quits cabinet to focus on solo material
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Britain officially a banana republic
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Are you poor or do you just have kids?
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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England fan jailed for writing shit football song
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Daily Mash
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I don’t know how I did it either, by Gareth Southgate
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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The Onion
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Senate Leaders Warn It Too Early To Discuss Trump
17th July 2018 - 8.25 pm
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The Onion
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World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
17th July 2018 - 7.58 pm
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The Onion
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 17, 2018
17th July 2018 - 7.54 pm
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The Onion
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Trump Wistfully Smells Lock Of Murdered Journalist’s Hair Gifted To Him By Putin
17th July 2018 - 7.37 pm
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The Onion
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Order Restored: The Guy In The Office Who Was Always Watching The World Cup Is Back To Having Nothing
16th July 2018 - 5.27 pm
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The Onion
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New Tesla Model 3 Goes From Zero To Engulfed In Flames In 3.5 Seconds
17th July 2018 - 7.23 pm
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The Onion
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‘There Are Things That Exist Which Are Not Good,’ Says Obama In Stunning Rebuke Of Trump
17th July 2018 - 7.00 pm
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The Onion
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Distraught Mueller Burns Every Piece Of Evidence In Case After Hearing Trump’s Critique Of U.S. Intelligence Community
17th July 2018 - 6.13 pm
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The Onion
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
17th July 2018 - 5.16 pm
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The Onion
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Terrified Glob Of Cream Cheese Escapes Bagel
17th July 2018 - 3.54 pm
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Man Feels Less Guilty About Gentrifying Eastern European Neighborhood
17th July 2018 - 3.05 pm
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Most Infamous Cults In History
17th July 2018 - 3.23 pm
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Woman Informs Husband That He Made New Friend
17th July 2018 - 2.48 pm
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Theresa May: Trump Told Me To Sue The EU
17th July 2018 - 2.52 pm
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The Onion
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GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery
16th July 2018 - 10.24 pm
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Trump Sits Down With Putin
16th July 2018 - 8.29 pm
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The Onion
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End Of An Era: Kellogg’s Is Shutting Down Eggo After Its CEO Had A Freaky Dream About Waffles
16th July 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The Onion
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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
16th July 2018 - 7.02 pm
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The Onion
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Trump, Putin Hold First Joint Press Crackdown
16th July 2018 - 6.46 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Take That, Drumpf! British Protesters Flew A Trump Baby Balloon To Symbolize That He Is Full Of Innocent Love And Infinite Curiosity
16th July 2018 - 5.02 pm
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Poll Finds 97% Of Americans Don’t Know Who Donald Trump Is
16th July 2018 - 6.13 pm
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Bodybuilder Strong, But Now What?
16th July 2018 - 5.33 pm
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Report: Therapist Just Saying That To Make You Feel Better
16th July 2018 - 5.04 pm
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Elon Musk Insists He’d Be Much More Innovative Pedophile Than Thailand Rescue Worker
16th July 2018 - 5.07 pm
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Total Idiot Resorting To Tribalism Decades Before Climate Catastrophe Makes It Necessary
16th July 2018 - 4.50 pm
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Door Knobs Weren't Invented Until AFTER The Civil War
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Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You
11th July 2018 - 12.36 am
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11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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17th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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17th July 2018 - 1.43 pm
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17th July 2018 - 12.57 pm
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17th July 2018 - 9.16 am
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16th July 2018 - 11.28 am
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Santa Claus definitely a paedophile, insists Elon Musk
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Anonymous American caller begs Babestation girl to piss on bed
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Donald Trump announces new policy of regime change directed at the United Kingdom
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Hard-hitting Piers Morgan interview finally uncovers President Trump's favourite colour
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Donald Trump criticises Windsor Castle as 'an old dump in need of modernisation' after visit
13th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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Donald Trump asks Queen why she built her castle underneath Heathrow's flight path
13th July 2018 - 2.30 pm
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After watching British TV Donald Trump instructs US officials to open diplomatic relations with Love Island
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Shop assistant asking if you ‘need any help’ definitely thinks you’re going to nick something
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Trump nervously gives Putin list of people he’d like killed
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Badly-planned Tour de France route full of hills
16th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Whole carriage overjoyed as man running for train narrowly misses it
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Mates stage intervention for friend who quit drinking 
15th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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I’ve met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen
14th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Your guide to making sure no one sits next to you on the train
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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‘Hilarious’ chalkboard outside pub has no effect on man’s decision to get pissed
13th July 2018 - 5.53 pm
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Man who thought hay fever was a load of bollocks gets hay fever
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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Cleese leaving UK due to running out of things to moan about
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV?
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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New football fans expected to watch crap League Two games from now on
12th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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Vegan cat becoming totally unbearable
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Mum still confident we can win it
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Man who likes to point out that football originated in China told to shut up
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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England game too personal to watch in front of anyone
11th July 2018 - 5.52 pm
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Man cooks meat at barbecue but does sod all else
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Johnson and Davis to spend next three months backpacking around South East Asia
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Leaving a sinking ship can be the right thing to do, by a rat
10th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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David Davis quits cabinet to focus on solo material
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Britain officially a banana republic
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Are you poor or do you just have kids?
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England fan jailed for writing shit football song
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I don’t know how I did it either, by Gareth Southgate
9th July 2018 - 5.51 pm
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Senate Leaders Warn It Too Early To Discuss Trump
17th July 2018 - 8.25 pm
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World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
17th July 2018 - 7.58 pm
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 17, 2018
17th July 2018 - 7.54 pm
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Trump Wistfully Smells Lock Of Murdered Journalist’s Hair Gifted To Him By Putin
17th July 2018 - 7.37 pm
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Order Restored: The Guy In The Office Who Was Always Watching The World Cup Is Back To Having Nothing
16th July 2018 - 5.27 pm
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New Tesla Model 3 Goes From Zero To Engulfed In Flames In 3.5 Seconds
17th July 2018 - 7.23 pm
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‘There Are Things That Exist Which Are Not Good,’ Says Obama In Stunning Rebuke Of Trump
17th July 2018 - 7.00 pm
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Distraught Mueller Burns Every Piece Of Evidence In Case After Hearing Trump’s Critique Of U.S. Intelligence Community
17th July 2018 - 6.13 pm
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
17th July 2018 - 5.16 pm
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Terrified Glob Of Cream Cheese Escapes Bagel
17th July 2018 - 3.54 pm
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Man Feels Less Guilty About Gentrifying Eastern European Neighborhood
17th July 2018 - 3.05 pm
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Most Infamous Cults In History
17th July 2018 - 3.23 pm
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Woman Informs Husband That He Made New Friend
17th July 2018 - 2.48 pm
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Theresa May: Trump Told Me To Sue The EU
17th July 2018 - 2.52 pm
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GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery
16th July 2018 - 10.24 pm
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Trump Sits Down With Putin
16th July 2018 - 8.29 pm
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End Of An Era: Kellogg’s Is Shutting Down Eggo After Its CEO Had A Freaky Dream About Waffles
16th July 2018 - 2.10 pm
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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
16th July 2018 - 7.02 pm
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Trump, Putin Hold First Joint Press Crackdown
16th July 2018 - 6.46 pm
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Take That, Drumpf! British Protesters Flew A Trump Baby Balloon To Symbolize That He Is Full Of Innocent Love And Infinite Curiosity
16th July 2018 - 5.02 pm
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Poll Finds 97% Of Americans Don’t Know Who Donald Trump Is
16th July 2018 - 6.13 pm
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Bodybuilder Strong, But Now What?
16th July 2018 - 5.33 pm
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Report: Therapist Just Saying That To Make You Feel Better
16th July 2018 - 5.04 pm
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Elon Musk Insists He’d Be Much More Innovative Pedophile Than Thailand Rescue Worker
16th July 2018 - 5.07 pm
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Total Idiot Resorting To Tribalism Decades Before Climate Catastrophe Makes It Necessary
16th July 2018 - 4.50 pm
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Delete Your Account, Elon Musk
16th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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How A Typo Screwed Up One Of History's Worst Video Games
16th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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17th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 'Internet Problems' That Existed Way Before The Internet
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6 Big Marvel Characters No One Cared About Before The Movies
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5 World Cities That Have Weird Problems You Never Knew About
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5 People Who Elevated Laziness To An Art Form
15th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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6 Self-Defense Gadgets That Seem Like A Terrible Idea
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This Is The Last Blockbuster Video Left Out There
13th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Door Knobs Weren't Invented Until AFTER The Civil War
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5 Crazy Natural Wonders Found In The Last Place You'd Expect
14th July 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Hilarious Photos From Your Fave Movies (You've Never Seen)
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Mistakes That Went Unnoticed For An Absurd Amount of Time
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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19 Unwritten Rules That Everyone Seems To Follow
13th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Crazy True Crime Stories Involving Video Games
12th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Bad Hollywood Reboots And What We Should've Gotten Instead
12th July 2018 - 1.04 pm
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Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You
11th July 2018 - 12.36 am
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Bats Won't Fly Into Your Hair (Like In The Movies)
11th July 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Weird Causes Championed By The Last Celebrity You'd Expect
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5 Terrifying Drug Crazes (That Were Made Up By The Media)
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Great News: Wearing A Tie Might Be Choking Your Brain
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7 Animal Escapes Stories Straight Out Of A Disney Movie
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4 Disturbing Dark Secrets Behind 'Seen On TV' Products
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Security services ensure Trump's itinerary suddenly includes open-top drive past Dallas book depository
17th July 2018 - 6.42 pm
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Lance Armstrong's Tour de France wins reinstated after Brexit revelation that cheating is fine
17th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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We won and you need to get over it, Vote Leave tells Electoral Commission
17th July 2018 - 1.43 pm
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Donald Trump bans apples from US after Putin tells him swallowing pips can make trees grow out of your bum
17th July 2018 - 12.57 pm
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Elon Musk’s hyperloop to revolutionise public transport for nonces
17th July 2018 - 10.17 am
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Jacob Rees-Mogg given right of Prima Nocta in attempt to stave off Brexiter rebellion
17th July 2018 - 9.47 am
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US Prisons empty as Donald Trump pardons any inmate who insists they didn't do it
17th July 2018 - 9.16 am
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Weary nation prepares for yet another referendum after Theresa May categorically rules it out
16th July 2018 - 6.31 pm
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I would be a fool not to trust Vladimir Putin over the FBI and CIA, insists Donald Trump
16th July 2018 - 6.00 pm
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Please stop calling me 'daddy', Putin begs Donald Trump
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Santa Claus definitely a paedophile, insists Elon Musk
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13th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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