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Man starts another pointless f**king project
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People moaning on about Christmas stuff in shops getting earlier every year
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Office workers enjoy stressful, breakneck Friday lunch in pub
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If I move down any more I’ll practically be shagging someone, says man on Tube
19th October 2018 - 10.10 am
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Your guide to dealing with the aftermath of a one-night stand
19th October 2018 - 9.10 am
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Would your partner rather go out with their phone than you?
19th October 2018 - 8.30 am
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Boy racer on 814th consecutive night of driving around pointlessly
19th October 2018 - 7.50 am
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Motorist still longing to drive drawing of car he did aged eight
18th October 2018 - 11.20 am
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Not being able to remember colleague’s name reaching crisis point
18th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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It is the year 2137. Brexit has still not happened. Theresa May is still prime minister
18th October 2018 - 9.40 am
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‘Suggestion noted’ thinks cyclist approaching red light
18th October 2018 - 8.50 am
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40-year-old man has not forgiven mum for chucking out Tracy Island
18th October 2018 - 8.20 am
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Is your sex problem middle class enough for the Guardian?
18th October 2018 - 7.50 am
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Top five scarves to make you look like a twat
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Yet another place that’s too far away legalises weed
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Rugby players worried about teammate drinking piss on his own
17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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Woman with whole life ahead of her going to spent it worrying about what someone just said
17th October 2018 - 9.00 am
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The older person’s guide to ruining social media
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Daniel Craig unmanly for carrying baby, say fans unaware that Bond made quiche
17th October 2018 - 8.00 am
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Jayden is a perfectly normal name but ‘Paul’ is weird, eight-year-olds agree
17th October 2018 - 7.30 am
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Scientists discover man using outdoor car cover who isn’t an absolute arsehole
16th October 2018 - 10.40 am
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Government delays universal credit rollout until after it has f**ked up everything else
16th October 2018 - 9.50 am
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Absolute weirdo wants to spend time with colleagues outside of work 
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Are you quirky or just annoying?
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‘Yeah I think so’ apparently incorrect response to ‘Do you love me?’
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20th October 2018 - 12.50 am
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Trump Has Raised Over $100 Million For Reelection Campaign
19th October 2018 - 8.14 pm
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Skip Bayless Rips Shannon Sharpe’s Heart From Body During Debate On Cowboys O-Line
19th October 2018 - 8.22 pm
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Study Finds Over 5 Million Birds Die Annually From Head-On Collisions With Clouds
19th October 2018 - 7.29 pm
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If Any Autistic Kids Are Tryna Go To Prom With Me, I’d Be More Than Happy To Do That Shit (By Logan Paul)
19th October 2018 - 2.03 pm
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FAA Study Finds 64% Of Engine Failures Caused By Henchman Being Kicked Into Turbine
19th October 2018 - 6.24 pm
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These Rival Gang Members Came Together To Help Build A Community Playground To Fight Over
19th October 2018 - 5.41 pm
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Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder
19th October 2018 - 5.26 pm
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19th October 2018 - 4.28 pm
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Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family
19th October 2018 - 4.37 pm
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KIND Bar CEO Admits They Just Sort Of Find The Bars Like That
19th October 2018 - 3.38 pm
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‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation
19th October 2018 - 3.15 pm
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Heaven Can't Wait
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Thom Yorke Admits Vast Majority Of Musical Output Fueled By Constant Fear Of Being One-Upped By Coldplay
18th October 2018 - 9.34 pm
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Sprinter Feels Like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging
18th October 2018 - 9.09 pm
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Judge Denies Manafort Request To Wear Suit In Court
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Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize
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18th October 2018 - 5.26 pm
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Embarrassed CDC Announces It Accidentally Switched Flu Shots With HIV
18th October 2018 - 5.24 pm
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How To Charge Your Phone Faster
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New Ted Cruz Attack Ad Declares Beto O’Rourke Too Good For Texas
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Spot Where Dog Vomit Cleaned Up Now Noticeably Cleaner Than Surrounding Floor
18th October 2018 - 3.44 pm
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Elizabeth Warren Releases DNA Test On Native American Ancestry
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Tilda Swinton Secretly Played An Old Man In Her Latest Movie
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19th October 2018 - 2.15 pm
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19th October 2018 - 1.19 pm
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18th October 2018 - 3.08 pm
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New case of Mad Cow disease detected after Scottish heifer insists no-deal Brexit is a 'fantastic idea'
18th October 2018 - 2.09 pm
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Takeaway good idea only when wife suggests it
18th October 2018 - 12.43 pm
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Brexit transition period to be extended until all Leave voters have died
18th October 2018 - 11.35 am
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Dead people thank government for backdated sickness benefits
18th October 2018 - 11.06 am
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Boy who touched Prince Harry's beard to be thrown into the Tower of London
18th October 2018 - 10.05 am
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Esther McVey flaunts horns, cloven hooves and tail as she gives Universal Credit statement
18th October 2018 - 9.04 am
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Man responsible for Brexit mess still laughing his unaccountable tits off on a yacht somewhere
18th October 2018 - 8.28 am
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Canada legalises marijuana to help them cope with living next to America
17th October 2018 - 11.51 am
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Theresa May gives upbeat Brexit assessment as rats stream from Number 10 behind her
17th October 2018 - 11.29 am
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Piers Morgan basically Katie Hopkins with a smaller penis, confirm scientists
17th October 2018 - 10.19 am
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Theresa May wins cabinet backing for another 36 hours
17th October 2018 - 9.38 am
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Theresa May fails to negotiate free glass of tap water on flight to Brussels
17th October 2018 - 9.32 am
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Finalised Brexit deal immediately shreds itself in frame
16th October 2018 - 2.03 pm
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Sexually adventurous hippies need to be infiltrated much more than dangerous gangs, claims Met Police
16th October 2018 - 1.29 pm
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Chris Packham to present Hallowe’en Gothwatch for the BBC
16th October 2018 - 12.01 pm
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Brexit clusterf*ck actually a 'cunning plan' to make Universal Credit roll out look borderline competent
16th October 2018 - 11.33 am
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Nation horrified to discover begrudging sympathy for Theresa May
16th October 2018 - 10.40 am
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19th October 2018 - 9.10 am
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19th October 2018 - 8.30 am
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19th October 2018 - 7.50 am
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Motorist still longing to drive drawing of car he did aged eight
18th October 2018 - 11.20 am
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18th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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It is the year 2137. Brexit has still not happened. Theresa May is still prime minister
18th October 2018 - 9.40 am
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18th October 2018 - 8.50 am
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Yet another place that’s too far away legalises weed
17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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17th October 2018 - 9.00 am
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Daniel Craig unmanly for carrying baby, say fans unaware that Bond made quiche
17th October 2018 - 8.00 am
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17th October 2018 - 7.30 am
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16th October 2018 - 10.40 am
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Government delays universal credit rollout until after it has f**ked up everything else
16th October 2018 - 9.50 am
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16th October 2018 - 9.30 am
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20th October 2018 - 12.50 am
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19th October 2018 - 8.22 pm
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Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family
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‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation
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Thom Yorke Admits Vast Majority Of Musical Output Fueled By Constant Fear Of Being One-Upped By Coldplay
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Ladybirds forced to rebrand after 'sexism' complaints
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18th October 2018 - 3.08 pm
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