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The burkha represses women but also increases the likelihood of them posing a risk to security, somehow, according to reports this morning. Go to full article
Published: 17th August 2018 - 10.45 am
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Latest Article

  


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The burkha represses women but also increases the likelihood of them posing a risk to security, somehow, according to reports this morning. Go to full article
Published:
Source: News Thump




The Daily Mash
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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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20th September 2018 - 9.58 pm
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GOP Officials: Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager
19th September 2018 - 8.23 pm
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FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy
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Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement
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New Tesco discount store lacking the level of utter chaos required to pose threat to Aldi or Lidl
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