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The next movie from “Pulp Fiction” and “Django Unchained” director Quentin Tarantino will reportedly portray the 1969 mass murders carried out by followers of Charles Manson. What do you think? Go to full article
Published: 17th July 2017 - 2.56 pm
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24th July 2017 - 12.31 pm
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24th July 2017 - 10.31 am
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24th July 2017 - 8.11 am
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24th July 2017 - 8.20 am
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24th July 2017 - 8.38 am
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24th July 2017 - 8.54 am
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21st July 2017 - 9.38 am
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23rd July 2017 - 8.53 am
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22nd July 2017 - 10.13 am
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22nd July 2017 - 8.54 am
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Millennials need to grow up and get over Harry Potter, says 46-year-old with Stormtrooper helmet
21st July 2017 - 12.50 pm
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People on low carb diets terrified of post-Brexit courgetti shortage
21st July 2017 - 10.11 am
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21st July 2017 - 11.06 am
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OJ Simpson to run for president
21st July 2017 - 8.05 am
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21st July 2017 - 8.50 am
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Brexit does not necessarily mean Brexit, says May
21st July 2017 - 7.42 am
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Dear Holly, My brother has become a problem for the family – Ivanka, Washington DC
20th July 2017 - 12.51 pm
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To Live And Buy In LA
25th July 2017 - 8.40 pm
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Household Dust Might Contribute To Weight Gain
25th July 2017 - 7.53 pm
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Senator Struggling To Weigh Interests Of Entire Constituency Against Nothing
25th July 2017 - 6.42 pm
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David Byrne Holds Up Old Suit To Show How Far He'€™s Come In Weight Loss Journey
25th July 2017 - 6.24 pm
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Area Man Installs Home Pull-Up Bar To Absentmindedly Tap While Passing Through Hallway
25th July 2017 - 5.37 pm
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A Look At SeaWorld'€™s Legacy: From Shamu To Forcibly Euthanizing Shamu
25th July 2017 - 5.24 pm
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25th July 2017 - 4.54 pm
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25th July 2017 - 3.20 pm
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HBO Greenlights Alternate History Civil War Drama
25th July 2017 - 3.00 pm
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Documentary About Grisly Murder Inspires Dozens Of Copycat Documentaries
25th July 2017 - 2.40 pm
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'€˜Back To Dock'€™ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers
25th July 2017 - 2.32 pm
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Area Stingray Dreaming Of Making It To Tropicana Field Touch Tank
24th July 2017 - 6.36 pm
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Salvador Dali Exhumed To Settle Paternity Suit
24th July 2017 - 6.29 pm
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Kushner: '€˜I Did Not Collude, But I Pretty Much Have To Say That, Right?'€™
24th July 2017 - 6.03 pm
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24th July 2017 - 5.29 pm
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24th July 2017 - 3.49 pm
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24th July 2017 - 2.17 pm
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The Week In Pictures '€“ Week Of July 24, 2017
24th July 2017 - 2.18 pm
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God Excited About First Trip To Japan
24th July 2017 - 2.20 pm
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FDA Set To Approve Gene-Altering Cancer Treatment
24th July 2017 - 2.21 pm
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24th July 2017 - 2.22 pm
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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation
24th July 2017 - 2.23 pm
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21st July 2017 - 7.23 pm
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O.J. Simpson Granted Parole
21st July 2017 - 6.43 pm
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24th July 2017 - 1.08 pm
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6 Celebrities Who Traded Their Dignity For Insane PSAs
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24th July 2017 - 1.00 pm
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22nd July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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After successful rally Trump calls for Boy Scouts of America to be renamed 'Trump Youth'
25th July 2017 - 4.26 pm
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Corbyn tells wife: "I said I would deal with the bins, not necessarily empty them"
25th July 2017 - 11.29 am
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Husband's relief as Ed Sheeran tickets turn out to be fake
25th July 2017 - 11.03 am
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25th July 2017 - 10.52 am
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25th July 2017 - 10.36 am
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Cast of Love Island return to jobs in rocket science and brain surgery
25th July 2017 - 9.59 am
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Shock as wholesome role model Vinnie Jones reveals dark side
25th July 2017 - 9.30 am
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25th July 2017 - 9.01 am
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Cynical virtue-signalling bastard does nice thing in full view of other people
24th July 2017 - 6.00 pm
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24th July 2017 - 4.52 pm
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Ed Sheeran to become omnipresent by 2018
24th July 2017 - 12.39 pm
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Slaughter of male BBC presenters could save licence fee payer billions, pledges Theresa May
24th July 2017 - 10.37 am
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Lib Dems left bemused as Cablemania fails to catch on
24th July 2017 - 10.30 am
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24th July 2017 - 10.23 am
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England supporters advised to only watch the female squads for best results
24th July 2017 - 9.32 am
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Grateful nation wishes MPs well as they begin their well deserved seven-week holiday
23rd July 2017 - 1.49 pm
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Britain First not that fussed about Church of England paedophiles
23rd July 2017 - 1.26 pm
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22nd July 2017 - 3.57 pm
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22nd July 2017 - 9.48 am
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22nd July 2017 - 9.42 am
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Wormtail quits as White House press secretary
21st July 2017 - 5.48 pm
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21st July 2017 - 2.34 pm
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'Big Lemonade' behind plot to crush plucky 5-year-old competitor
21st July 2017 - 11.45 am
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