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The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘hot as fuck.’ Go to full article
Published: 10th August 2018 - 9.48 am
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The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘hot as fuck.’ Go to full article
Published:
Source: News Thump




The Daily Mash
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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
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The Daily Mash
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
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31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
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31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Headstrong Mike Pence refuses to do anything with morning erection
20th August 2018 - 11.40 am
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Shitfaced British cruise tourists urged not to recreate that scene from Titanic
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Mainstream parties terrified of man who failed to become an MP 7 times, insist Brexiters
20th August 2018 - 9.32 am
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Man who doesn’t know all the words spotted in crowd at Iron Maiden concert
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Study finds 'quick drink with colleagues after work' the worst possible way to start the weekend
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NASA launches new project with aim of making a printer that actually works
17th August 2018 - 1.07 pm
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350 US newspapers look for polite ways to call Trump a dick
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Schrodinger's Burkha represses women while also making empowering them to be a volatile security risk
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God greets Aretha Franklin with more than a little Respect
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Heatwave reveals hidden map of England's medieval dogging sites
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Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly
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The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘hot as fuck.’ Go to full article
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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
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Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Hundreds Of People Exactly Like Manafort, Cohen Enjoy Another Day Without Any Consequences Whatsoever
21st August 2018 - 10.39 pm
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PETA Condemns BBC For Trapping Thousands Of Endangered Animals Inside TV Screens
21st August 2018 - 9.24 pm
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Rudolph Giuliani: ‘Truth Isn’t Truth’
21st August 2018 - 7.48 pm
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Tips For Getting Better At Crosswords
21st August 2018 - 5.07 pm
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Frustrated Men Demand To Know ‘Exactly Where On Tits It Okay To Touch Nowadays’
21st August 2018 - 4.05 pm
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Doctors Clear Ben Roethlisberger For Unwanted Contact
21st August 2018 - 3.45 pm
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Obama Endorses Not Doing Goddamn Thing To Fix Illinois In Midterms
21st August 2018 - 3.52 pm
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 21, 2018
21st August 2018 - 3.17 pm
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New Neutrogena Extra-Strength Face Wash Instantly Dissolves Bad Skin
21st August 2018 - 2.49 pm
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Record Number Died In Opioid Epidemic In 2017
21st August 2018 - 2.35 pm
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LeBron James Crestfallen After Learning L.A. Doesn’t Have Any Rock And Roll Museums
21st August 2018 - 2.24 pm
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Emotional Elon Musk Recalls Spending Entire Birthday Working On Concepts For Mistreating Employees
20th August 2018 - 10.07 pm
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Melania Trump: ‘My Fat Piece-Of-Shit Husband Who Should Go Kill Himself Needs To Stop Bullying People Online’
20th August 2018 - 9.52 pm
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Ingenious Political Analyst Points Out Irony Of Melania Trump Speaking Out Against Cyber Bullying When Her Husband Donald Trump
20th August 2018 - 9.42 pm
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Intelligence Setback: The CIA Is In Crisis Mode After ISIS Made Its Instagram Private
20th August 2018 - 2.17 pm
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Trump Cancels Military Parade, Citing Price
20th August 2018 - 8.50 pm
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Trump Accuses Voters Of Meddling In Midterms
20th August 2018 - 8.37 pm
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Secretary Of Education Reveals She’s Forced To Use Own Salary On Yacht Supplies
20th August 2018 - 6.14 pm
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Icy Cave At Peak Of Andes Mountains Now Sole Remaining Place On Earth Where You Can Escape This
20th August 2018 - 5.23 pm
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Lunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit Salad
20th August 2018 - 5.00 pm
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Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer
20th August 2018 - 4.36 pm
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Michael Cohen Relieved To Remember It Illegal To Charge Lawyer With Crime
20th August 2018 - 4.44 pm
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Tim Burton Worried He Going Through A Bit Of A 14-Movie Slump
20th August 2018 - 4.25 pm
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Grocery Store Bar Actually Has Great Little Happy Hour, Reports Man With A Serious Problem
20th August 2018 - 4.17 pm
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India Rolls Out Healthcare For 500 Million People
20th August 2018 - 2.46 pm
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Here's The Stupidly Cutest Celebrity Story You'll Hear Today
20th August 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Kevin Spacey's New Movie Made 600 Bucks Opening Weekend
20th August 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Really Specific Things Movies Are Stealing From Each Other
21st August 2018 - 1.05 pm
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6 Real Places That Show Up In The Background of Every Movie
21st August 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Real Buildings That Look Totally Photoshopped
20th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Movies And Shows That Are Secret Autobiographies
20th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Celebrities With Hilariously Adorable Instagrams
19th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Female Co-Stars Who Should Have Been The Lead
19th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Science Has Finally Solved A Major Pasta Problem
17th August 2018 - 1.04 pm
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We Can’t Stop Finding 'Forgotten' Pieces of the Berlin Wall
17th August 2018 - 1.04 pm
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Gladiators Were The Reality TV Stars Of Ancient Rome
18th August 2018 - 1.04 pm
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The 6 Most Epically Pointless Arguments on Wikipedia
18th August 2018 - 1.04 pm
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San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels
16th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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'My Annie Hall' Is The Only Fan Remake We Need Right Now
16th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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4 Secret Messages That Turn Bad Movies Into Genius Ones
17th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Acts Of Ridiculously Disproportionate Revenge
17th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Here's How Hollywood Makes Literally Every Creative Decision
17th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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4 Internet Startups That Are Plain Evil
16th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Why 'Fortnite' Has A Strangely Positive Influence On Kids
16th August 2018 - 1.14 pm
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The Ferris Bueller Car is For Sale… But it’s a Piece of Crap
14th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Movie Sequels That Inexplicably Came Out Decades Later
15th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Did Some Litter Win the Civil War for the Union?
15th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Awful (But Revealing) Examples Of Conservative Comedy
15th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Bad News! Crocs Aren't Going Out Of Business
13th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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The Hilariously Dumb Origin Of The DC Movies' New Villain
13th August 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Recognising your own country: A five-point guide
21st August 2018 - 4.59 pm
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Microsoft foils Russian political hack with 12-hour Windows update
21st August 2018 - 1.22 pm
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Nike denies new line of machetes is designed to appeal to gang members
21st August 2018 - 1.00 pm
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Letting people vote on a final Brexit deal is undemocratic, insists desperately confused Brexiter
21st August 2018 - 11.54 am
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We'd donate money for a new Brexit vote too but we're only on 28p per hour, say Superdry factory workers
21st August 2018 - 10.17 am
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Man who gets all of his news from YouTube commentators reckons he's pretty hot shit
21st August 2018 - 9.53 am
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Boss doesn't seem to understand that work is futile and meaningless
21st August 2018 - 9.20 am
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'We don’t activate your room keycards on purpose' admit mischievous hotel staff
20th August 2018 - 5.34 pm
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Man astonished to discover some crisps in a packet of Walkers
20th August 2018 - 5.02 pm
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Nigel Farage comeback ruined by fact he never went away
20th August 2018 - 4.49 pm
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White House staff beg Donald Trump to stop singing "na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na SPACE FORCE!"
20th August 2018 - 12.27 pm
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Headstrong Mike Pence refuses to do anything with morning erection
20th August 2018 - 11.40 am
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Shitfaced British cruise tourists urged not to recreate that scene from Titanic
20th August 2018 - 11.14 am
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Man with smiling family profile photo saying some extraordinarily nasty things on Facebook
20th August 2018 - 10.13 am
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Mainstream parties terrified of man who failed to become an MP 7 times, insist Brexiters
20th August 2018 - 9.32 am
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Man who doesn’t know all the words spotted in crowd at Iron Maiden concert
17th August 2018 - 6.08 pm
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Study finds 'quick drink with colleagues after work' the worst possible way to start the weekend
17th August 2018 - 5.41 pm
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NASA launches new project with aim of making a printer that actually works
17th August 2018 - 1.07 pm
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350 US newspapers look for polite ways to call Trump a dick
17th August 2018 - 11.18 am
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Schrodinger's Burkha represses women while also making empowering them to be a volatile security risk
17th August 2018 - 10.45 am
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God greets Aretha Franklin with more than a little Respect
16th August 2018 - 4.57 pm
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Heatwave reveals hidden map of England's medieval dogging sites
16th August 2018 - 1.04 pm
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A-Levels getting easier/Children getting smarter (delete according to preference)
16th August 2018 - 11.44 am
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Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly
16th August 2018 - 10.34 am
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Daily Mail photographer zooms in on 18-year-old girl's cracking pair of academic achievements
16th August 2018 - 10.02 am
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