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LOS ANGELES'€”Saying there was a near perfect correlation between the two phenomena, a new study released Monday by the University of Southern California Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism found that being on the cover of '€˜People'€™ magazine is the best predictor of revealing all. Go to full article
Published: 17th July 2017 - 3.07 pm
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Shithole flat cleverly disguised by string lights
21st July 2017 - 9.38 am
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Veggie friend wondering if there’s enough space on your BBQ for her ego
23rd July 2017 - 8.53 am
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British person not excited by new TV show about baking
22nd July 2017 - 10.13 am
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New parent and massive stoner discover they have loads in common
22nd July 2017 - 8.54 am
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Millennials need to grow up and get over Harry Potter, says 46-year-old with Stormtrooper helmet
21st July 2017 - 12.50 pm
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People on low carb diets terrified of post-Brexit courgetti shortage
21st July 2017 - 10.11 am
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Passenger denied boarding because she hasn’t bought enough crap in airport
21st July 2017 - 11.06 am
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OJ Simpson to run for president
21st July 2017 - 8.05 am
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Vow to not give toddler iPad lasts 78 seconds
21st July 2017 - 8.50 am
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Shithole flat cleverly disguised by string lights
21st July 2017 - 9.38 am
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Brexit does not necessarily mean Brexit, says May
21st July 2017 - 7.42 am
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Dear Holly, My brother has become a problem for the family – Ivanka, Washington DC
20th July 2017 - 12.51 pm
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Daddy uses all the best words when he’s driving, kids agree
20th July 2017 - 1.26 pm
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Facebook told to piss off with the ‘Friendversary’ thing 

20th July 2017 - 9.56 am
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We may have too much money, say middle class couple doing up wet room again
20th July 2017 - 10.20 am
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Corbyn woos voters with pledge to ban U2
20th July 2017 - 10.45 am
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Queen flattens Canada’s Governor General with elbow to the chin
20th July 2017 - 11.09 am
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Study reveals homeopaths also make shitty, weak tea
20th July 2017 - 8.22 am
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Average person spends 10 years reading idiots’ opinions online
20th July 2017 - 8.47 am
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Whatever happened to nunchucks? asks Britain
20th July 2017 - 9.03 am
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No such thing as an unsackable minister, says May, oblivious to irony
20th July 2017 - 7.44 am
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HS2 to go directly through angry Yorkshireman’s living room
19th July 2017 - 10.04 am
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That bloke off Casualty gets shitloads, says Britain
19th July 2017 - 10.51 am
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BBC stars should be paid between £25,000 and £38,000, say licence payers
19th July 2017 - 7.49 am
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Tall people unveil plan to stand right at the front
19th July 2017 - 8.22 am
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Shield Your Eyes!
21st July 2017 - 7.23 pm
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O.J. Simpson Granted Parole
21st July 2017 - 6.43 pm
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Lovelorn App Aches To Know Your Location
21st July 2017 - 5.49 pm
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Area Man Marks Territory On Bench With Sweaty Thigh Outline
21st July 2017 - 5.28 pm
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National Forest Service Recommends Campers Tie Up Their Food To Avoid Attracting Other Visitors
21st July 2017 - 4.49 pm
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The Onion Remembers Press Secretary Sean Spicer: A Valiant Hero In The War Against Journalism
21st July 2017 - 4.04 pm
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AI Making It Easier To Falsify Video Evidence
21st July 2017 - 2.28 pm
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Scientists: Humans Could Likely Outrun T-Rex
20th July 2017 - 7.47 pm
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Shelling From Royal Caribbean'€™s M.S. '€˜Allure'€™ Sinks Carnival Cruise Vessel That Crossed Into Disputed Waters
20th July 2017 - 5.58 pm
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Nation Kept Up All Night By Sound Of Creaking Infrastructure
20th July 2017 - 5.24 pm
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Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose
20th July 2017 - 5.22 pm
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Disgusted Researchers Can'€™t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly
20th July 2017 - 4.45 pm
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Will Smith Cast As Genie In Live-Action '€˜Aladdin'€™ Remake
20th July 2017 - 2.59 pm
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Nike Introduces New Line Of Sauce-Wicking Competitive Eating Apparel
20th July 2017 - 2.33 pm
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Star Tour Operator Points Out Massive Costner Dropping To Awed Passengers
20th July 2017 - 2.26 pm
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First Female '€˜Doctor Who'€™ Announced
19th July 2017 - 9.36 pm
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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con
19th July 2017 - 5.55 pm
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Historians Find Evidence Of Nation'€™s Founding Lobbyists'€™ Campaign To Influence Constitution
19th July 2017 - 4.43 pm
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Dive-Bombing Osprey Better Emerge From Lake With Something Awesome To Show For It
19th July 2017 - 2.48 pm
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$1 Million In Marijuana Found Smuggled In Ford Fusions
19th July 2017 - 2.57 pm
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Listen, Area Boss Gets It
19th July 2017 - 2.43 pm
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Report: Bellagio Voted Best Casino For Standing Around Too Nervous To Approach A Poker Table
19th July 2017 - 2.46 pm
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Study: Whole Wheat Not Healthier Than White Bread
18th July 2017 - 7.42 pm
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Area Man Lifetime 0 For 6,000 On Jump Hooks
18th July 2017 - 7.12 pm
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Gap Unveils Lightweight Linen Gift Card For Summer
18th July 2017 - 6.43 pm
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Resident Evil 7: Great Game, Terrible Story
21st July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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Why We Need A New Less-Annoying Word For Getting Engaged
22nd July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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The Strange Realities Of Hustling Pool For A Living
22nd July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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I Drew Superman: Here's What Comic-Con Was Like In My Day
22nd July 2017 - 1.15 pm
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Arya Stark Kicks Ass, Lady Mormont's A Bad Ass & Ed Sheeran?
20th July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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5 Horrifying Jobs That Almost Make You Prefer Unemployment
21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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6 WTF True Stories From Behind The Scenes Of Beloved Shows
21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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Sexual Ethics And The People Who Destroyed Them
21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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21st July 2017 - 1.13 pm
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How Society Is Wired To Not Believe Sexual Assault Victims
19th July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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5 Movies That Were Based On Much Sadder True Stories
20th July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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7 Actors Who Got Injured On-Set In The Dumbest Way Possible
20th July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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The Most Important Things You Need To Know On Thursday 7/20
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Got Stabbed? Keep Your Mouth Shut: 5 WTF Realities Of Prison
20th July 2017 - 1.04 pm
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18th July 2017 - 1.12 pm
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Is Marvel Ruining Its Own Movies?
18th July 2017 - 1.12 pm
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5 Famous Buildings With Bizarre Hidden Easter Eggs
19th July 2017 - 1.12 pm
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5 Movies That Should Have Been Over In Minutes
19th July 2017 - 1.12 pm
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Pica: The Strange Urge To Eat Metal, Plastic And Dirt
19th July 2017 - 1.12 pm
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If Junk Food Commercials Were Honest
17th July 2017 - 1.10 pm
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The Cost Of Watching The Marvel Films In Time, Money & Shame
17th July 2017 - 1.10 pm
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A Woman Had 27 Contact Lenses Stuck In Her Eye
17th July 2017 - 1.10 pm
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4 Crazy Medical Beliefs That Put Anti-Vaxxers To Shame
18th July 2017 - 1.10 pm
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6 Bafflingly Ludicrous Moments Implied By Movies
18th July 2017 - 1.10 pm
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Morning-after pill not as cheap as keeping your legs shut, insists Boots
22nd July 2017 - 3.57 pm
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Set menu option leaves everyone equally dissatisfied
22nd July 2017 - 9.48 am
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Great Outdoors to be rebranded 'Outdoors'
22nd July 2017 - 9.42 am
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Wormtail quits as White House press secretary
21st July 2017 - 5.48 pm
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Woman struck down by 'food poisoning' after drinking litre of wine
21st July 2017 - 2.59 pm
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Pest controllers at Parliament building to remove parasites finally corner Michael Gove
21st July 2017 - 2.34 pm
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'Big Lemonade' behind plot to crush plucky 5-year-old competitor
21st July 2017 - 11.45 am
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Canadian official slowly turning to stone after touching the Queen
21st July 2017 - 10.45 am
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Vince Cable emerges from epic, seven-year sulk
21st July 2017 - 9.26 am
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Bear found not guilty of shitting in the woods after hiring OJ Simpson's defence lawyer
21st July 2017 - 9.17 am
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World feels so numb
20th July 2017 - 10.19 pm
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'Not enough Americans' in Dunkirk movie, says Hollywood
20th July 2017 - 6.27 pm
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Cersei Lannister agrees £1.5 billion 'confidence and supply' deal with Greyjoys
20th July 2017 - 5.31 pm
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BBC to launch 24-hour rolling Jeremy Corbyn channel
20th July 2017 - 4.54 pm
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Two million 'a small price to pay' for Chris Evans' wit and spontaneity, nation agrees
20th July 2017 - 12.33 pm
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Controversy as salaries of staff at Little Winkle village library revealed
20th July 2017 - 12.27 pm
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Attempt to distract British public with BBC salary revelations 'a resounding success', claim bastards
20th July 2017 - 9.20 am
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Planning your funeral now more realistic priority than planning your retirement
20th July 2017 - 9.07 am
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Nation grimly resolves to listen to Chris Evans in attempt to get value for money
19th July 2017 - 5.25 pm
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Fuck me look what Chris Evans gets paid, says Britain
19th July 2017 - 12.47 pm
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Pretend nursing far more lucrative than real nursing
19th July 2017 - 12.30 pm
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Multi-millionaire Daily Mail editor directs public anger towards BBC stars who earn fraction of his salary
19th July 2017 - 12.05 pm
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New banknotes featuring women to be worth 20% less than male money
19th July 2017 - 11.50 am
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Call centre employee treated for shock after man admits to being in an accident that wasn't their fault
19th July 2017 - 11.44 am
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Since we're all being so honest, let's see how much politicians earn, says BBC
19th July 2017 - 10.47 am
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