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A MIDDLE-CLASS woman has officially run out of creative projects to abandon. Go to full article
Published: 3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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The Daily Mash
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Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Daily Mash
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‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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The Daily Mash
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People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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The Onion
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Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder
21st September 2018 - 9.32 pm
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Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation
21st September 2018 - 8.40 pm
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Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor
21st September 2018 - 8.44 pm
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Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make
21st September 2018 - 8.58 pm
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‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief
21st September 2018 - 7.46 pm
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Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
21st September 2018 - 5.26 pm
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Pros And Cons Of Amazon
21st September 2018 - 5.30 pm
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Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
21st September 2018 - 5.34 pm
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The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
21st September 2018 - 4.17 pm
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Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material
21st September 2018 - 3.43 pm
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College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon
21st September 2018 - 3.37 pm
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Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December
21st September 2018 - 3.25 pm
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Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation
21st September 2018 - 3.18 pm
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Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking?
21st September 2018 - 3.11 pm
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Category Snore
21st September 2018 - 2.39 pm
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Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations
20th September 2018 - 10.57 pm
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GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser
20th September 2018 - 9.58 pm
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The Onion
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Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
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Report: 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat
20th September 2018 - 6.16 pm
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The Onion
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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System
20th September 2018 - 6.25 pm
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The Onion
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Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas
20th September 2018 - 6.03 pm
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Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise
20th September 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture?
20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
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Well, DC Comics Has Shown Everybody Batman's Junk
21st September 2018 - 1.14 pm
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21st September 2018 - 1.14 pm
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20th September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 More Movies That Look Deranged With The Special FX Removed
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 Movies That Were Totally Redone Before Release
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14 Plots That Are So Predictable You Can Diagram What's Next
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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Inhumane Ideas that Were Supposed to Be Noble Solutions
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Disney Park Easter Eggs (That Are Hiding In Plain Sight)
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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The 4 (Ridiculous) Types of Pickup Artist Guides
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
18th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Children's Books To Confuse Your Child Into Patriotism
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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How 'Solo' Ruins One Of The Best Moments In 'Star Wars'
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Historical Facts That Were Way Too Stupid For The Movies
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
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5 Recent Films With Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Stories
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16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
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14th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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21st September 2018 - 4.43 pm
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21st September 2018 - 12.27 pm
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New Tesco discount store lacking the level of utter chaos required to pose threat to Aldi or Lidl
19th September 2018 - 12.06 pm
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19th September 2018 - 8.41 am
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Articles


A MIDDLE-CLASS woman has officially run out of creative projects to abandon. Go to full article
Published:
Source: The Daily Mash




The Daily Mash
Humour
Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Nice man hates other nice men
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Woman who received dick pic still laughing
30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
Source: The Daily Mash
The Onion
Humour
Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder
21st September 2018 - 9.32 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation
21st September 2018 - 8.40 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor
21st September 2018 - 8.44 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make
21st September 2018 - 8.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief
21st September 2018 - 7.46 pm
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Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
21st September 2018 - 5.26 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Pros And Cons Of Amazon
21st September 2018 - 5.30 pm
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The Onion
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Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
21st September 2018 - 5.34 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
21st September 2018 - 4.17 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material
21st September 2018 - 3.43 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon
21st September 2018 - 3.37 pm
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Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December
21st September 2018 - 3.25 pm
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Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation
21st September 2018 - 3.18 pm
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Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking?
21st September 2018 - 3.11 pm
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Category Snore
21st September 2018 - 2.39 pm
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Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations
20th September 2018 - 10.57 pm
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GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser
20th September 2018 - 9.58 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
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‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
Source: The Onion
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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
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20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
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Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
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17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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21st September 2018 - 12.27 pm
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21st September 2018 - 12.07 pm
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Man’s actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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London pisses itself at Leeds’ idea of a traffic jam
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Middle-class woman runs out of hobbies to pathetically give up on
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Jeremy Corbyn’s guide to acting decisively
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Man who’s slept with loads of women just has no standards and lies a lot
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Should you tell people about the dream you had last night?
3rd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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How to pretend going to the beach is fun
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Some bastard at restaurant always wants to try a bit of everyone’s food
2nd August 2018 - 5.59 pm
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Doddery old men to form Brexit Home Guard
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Middle-aged people ask ‘Generation Sensible’ what it’s like having sex sober
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?
1st August 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Which zoo animals are easiest to steal?
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Nice man hates other nice men
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Is your child enough of a little shit for primary school?
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Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they’re not Nazis
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Not drinking bleach is ‘Project Fear’, says Brexiter
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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‘Plenty more fish in the sea’ no longer applicable to marine life or dating, experts confirm
31st July 2018 - 5.57 pm
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Dad chooses saying ‘series’ instead of ‘season’ as his hill to die on
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Couple quietly agree never to mention anniversary again
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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No-one admitting rain is perfect Brexit metaphor
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
31st July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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30th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Self-proclaimed ‘perfectionist’ very bad at job
29th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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Trump spending $150m on Aberdeen golf course where he’ll someday be exiled
28th July 2018 - 5.56 pm
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People in restaurant so glad they invited a f**king anal retentive
27th July 2018 - 5.58 pm
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Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder
21st September 2018 - 9.32 pm
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Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation
21st September 2018 - 8.40 pm
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Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor
21st September 2018 - 8.44 pm
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Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make
21st September 2018 - 8.58 pm
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‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief
21st September 2018 - 7.46 pm
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Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There
21st September 2018 - 5.26 pm
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Pros And Cons Of Amazon
21st September 2018 - 5.30 pm
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Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
21st September 2018 - 5.34 pm
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The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
21st September 2018 - 4.17 pm
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Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material
21st September 2018 - 3.43 pm
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College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon
21st September 2018 - 3.37 pm
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Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December
21st September 2018 - 3.25 pm
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Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation
21st September 2018 - 3.18 pm
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Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking?
21st September 2018 - 3.11 pm
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Category Snore
21st September 2018 - 2.39 pm
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Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations
20th September 2018 - 10.57 pm
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GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser
20th September 2018 - 9.58 pm
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Report: Make It Stop
20th September 2018 - 8.05 pm
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‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay
20th September 2018 - 7.45 pm
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Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her
20th September 2018 - 6.44 pm
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Report: 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat
20th September 2018 - 6.16 pm
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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System
20th September 2018 - 6.25 pm
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Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas
20th September 2018 - 6.03 pm
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Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise
20th September 2018 - 5.09 pm
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Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture?
20th September 2018 - 4.57 pm
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Well, DC Comics Has Shown Everybody Batman's Junk
21st September 2018 - 1.14 pm
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We've (Sort Of) Found Spock's Home Planet
21st September 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Big Companies Who Went Insane Trying To Get Ahead
22nd September 2018 - 1.14 pm
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'The Predator' Has a Crazy Cameo Everyone Missed
20th September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 More Movies That Look Deranged With The Special FX Removed
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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5 Movies That Were Totally Redone Before Release
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14 Plots That Are So Predictable You Can Diagram What's Next
21st September 2018 - 1.17 pm
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Inhumane Ideas that Were Supposed to Be Noble Solutions
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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This Creepy True Story Has The Dumbest Twist Ending Ever
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Disney Park Easter Eggs (That Are Hiding In Plain Sight)
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The 4 (Ridiculous) Types of Pickup Artist Guides
20th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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Captain Marvel Looks Like a Smorgasbord of Superhero Tropes
18th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Children's Books To Confuse Your Child Into Patriotism
19th September 2018 - 1.15 pm
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'Fortnite' Is Topping The Charts In … Divorces?
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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How 'Solo' Ruins One Of The Best Moments In 'Star Wars'
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Historical Facts That Were Way Too Stupid For The Movies
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
18th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Recent Films With Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Stories
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
17th September 2018 - 1.16 pm
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5 Crazy Ass Things That Fell Out Of The Sky
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
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5 Signs TLC Shows Have Gone From Stupid To Evil
16th September 2018 - 1.06 pm
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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
14th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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The 1938 'War Of The Worlds' Alien Hysteria Was Fake News
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Times Hollywood Ruthlessly Beat A Profitable Idea To Death
15th September 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Britain finally speaks with one voice over desire to bring back "Give Peas a Chance" graffiti
21st September 2018 - 4.43 pm
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Brexiters who bought Nigel Farage condoms on promise of multiple sexual encounters left wanking into socks two years later
21st September 2018 - 3.32 pm
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21st September 2018 - 12.27 pm
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21st September 2018 - 12.07 pm
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Labour to support any Brexit deal punitive to Israel
21st September 2018 - 10.28 am
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21st September 2018 - 10.03 am
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21st September 2018 - 9.34 am
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20th September 2018 - 2.02 pm
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