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Prominent Leave personalities have taken to social media to hail the return of Nigel Farage to active political life, and insist that his activity would shake up the Westminster establishment despite his legendary inability to get people to vote for him personally.


Published: 20th August 2018 - 9.32 am
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A Brexit deal is tantalisingly close as long as the EU completely reverses its position overnight, by Theresa May
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Prominent Leave personalities have taken to social media to hail the return of Nigel Farage to active political life, and insist that his activity would shake up the Westminster establishment despite his legendary inability to get people to vote for him personally.


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18th November 2018 - 9.40 am
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A ‘freakshake’ is not Rees-Mogg being tasered, stress health campaigners
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A Brexit deal is tantalisingly close as long as the EU completely reverses its position overnight, by Theresa May
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Prominent Leave personalities have taken to social media to hail the return of Nigel Farage to active political life, and insist that his activity would shake up the Westminster establishment despite his legendary inability to get people to vote for him personally.


Published: 18th November 2018 - 10.54 am
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Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life
15th November 2018 - 6.55 pm
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Wealth-Burdened Nation Grateful For Opportunity to Spend Money At New Onion Store
15th November 2018 - 6.46 pm
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Wildfires More Frequent Because Of Climate Change, Forest Management
15th November 2018 - 6.22 pm
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Boyfriend’s Snack 200% Of Woman’s Daily Caloric Intake
15th November 2018 - 5.55 pm
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Disgusting Coworker Barely Even Washed Ass Before Leaving Bathroom
15th November 2018 - 5.43 pm
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Widow Still Can’t Bring Herself To Get Rid Of Husband’s Corpse
15th November 2018 - 5.16 pm
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Recently Divorced 40-Year-Old Struggling To Navigate College Dating Scene
14th November 2018 - 9.54 pm
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Amazon Officially Picks New York, Northern Virginia For Next Headquarters
14th November 2018 - 9.20 pm
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Melania Releases Statement Calling For Removal Of First Lady From White House
14th November 2018 - 8.54 pm
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Nancy Pelosi Planning To Reenergize House By Injecting Self With Blood Of Young Representatives
14th November 2018 - 7.00 pm
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Nation’s Tourists Announce Plans To Form Circle, Clap Hands Around Guys Doing Flips And Stuff
14th November 2018 - 5.57 pm
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Female Director Asked If She Feels Comfortable Filming Scene While Nude
14th November 2018 - 5.48 pm
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Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers
14th November 2018 - 5.40 pm
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Naked Man Refusing To Let Unworthy Attire Touch His Body Until Launch Of New Onion Store Merchandise
14th November 2018 - 5.03 pm
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The Onion’s Guide To ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’
14th November 2018 - 4.31 pm
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The Fantastic Bore
14th November 2018 - 3.39 pm
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Report: Nation Getting Out All Their Aggression During Monthly Calls To Wireless Provider To Fix Service
14th November 2018 - 3.31 pm
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North Korea Possibly Still Operating Hidden Missiles Bases
14th November 2018 - 3.02 pm
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New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Reveals Final Season Will Be Cobbled Together From Old Footage
13th November 2018 - 10.02 pm
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NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass Shooting
13th November 2018 - 8.55 pm
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New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now
13th November 2018 - 8.44 pm
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Steve King Vehemently Denies Comparing Immigrants To People
13th November 2018 - 8.12 pm
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Poll Finds Voters Don’t Support Impeaching Trump
13th November 2018 - 8.03 pm
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Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President
13th November 2018 - 7.53 pm
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Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya
13th November 2018 - 6.01 pm
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Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE
13th November 2018 - 5.37 pm
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5 Things To Know About ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald’
13th November 2018 - 4.59 pm
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‘He’s Not Right For You,’ Report Relationship Experts Who Must Not Want To See You Be Happy
13th November 2018 - 4.52 pm
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Political Ad Spending Hit New Record In 2018 Midterms
13th November 2018 - 4.32 pm
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45-Year-Old Loser Moves In With Parents
13th November 2018 - 3.46 pm
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 13, 2018
13th November 2018 - 2.00 pm
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3 More States Vote To Legalize Marijuana
12th November 2018 - 11.37 pm
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Woman Confident She Has The Safety Net It Takes To Achieve Dreams
12th November 2018 - 11.18 pm
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5 Hilariously Clever Ways Game Devs Made Their Games Work
17th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Reminder: November 17 is Danny DeVito Day
16th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Surprising Reasons Actors Turned Down Major Movie Roles
16th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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PBR, Everyone’s Favorite Awful Beer, May Be On Its Deathbed
16th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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6 Unexpected Ways Being A Homeowner Changes Your Worldview
16th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Reality Check: How You Look VS. How You Think You Look
16th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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This Crazy Dark 'Star Wars' Theory is Kind of Great
15th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Archaeological Finds That Prove the Past Was Dumb AF
15th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Ways Normal People Allow Evil Rulers To Thrive
15th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Archaeologists Just Found A Bunch Of Mummified Cats
14th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The Worst Version of 'Monopoly' Has Just Come Out
14th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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6 People Who Broke (Stupid) Laws In The Best Way Possible
14th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4 Cynical Political Stunts That Backfired Hilariously
14th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The New 'Toy Story' Character is Freaking Out the Internet
13th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Pieces Of Movie Merchandise That Missed The Point Entirely
13th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Stupid Flight Delays That'll Fill You With Secondhand Rage
13th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4 Normal Household Items That Are Secretly Saving The World
12th November 2018 - 2.12 pm
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5 Truly Outrageous Conspiracies Promoted By Celebrities
12th November 2018 - 2.12 pm
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There's A New Twist To The Latest Quentin Tarantino Drama
12th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The Most Popular Marvel TV Show Isn’t What You Think
12th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories Around Recent News Events
11th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4 Health Problems You Had No Clue Were Contagious
10th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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4 Fun Everyday Activities (That Will Secretly Destroy You)
9th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The Incredible Story Of History's Most Influential Penis
9th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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All The Ways Real Life Never Lives Up To Your Expectations
9th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Well Everybody, There's A 'Breaking Bad' Movie Coming
8th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)
8th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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This 'Stranger Things' Easter Egg is Hurting Our Brains
8th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Very Real, Very 2018 Jobs (You Had No Clue Existed)
8th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Weird Celebrity Myths Too Many People Still Believe
8th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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That Comet Isn't An Alien Probe, Sorry Everybody
7th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Real Action Movies That Have The Craziest Plots Ever
7th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Amazingly Bad Movie Ad Campaigns
7th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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The 5 Dumbest Lies Ever Told By US Presidents (Before Trump)
6th November 2018 - 2.11 pm
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4 Classic Villains Everybody Gets Wrong
6th November 2018 - 2.11 pm
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'Fantastic Beasts 2' May Screw Up The Harry Potter Timeline
6th November 2018 - 2.10 pm
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5 Horrors Of Climate Change (Normal People Don't Know About)
5th November 2018 - 2.14 pm
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5 Terrorist Plots That Were Done For Stupid Dumb Reasons
5th November 2018 - 2.14 pm
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Blizzard Unveils New 'Diablo' Game, And Fans Are Mad As Heck
5th November 2018 - 2.11 pm
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So, Um, Real-Life Satanists Are Angry at Netflix's 'Sabrina'
5th November 2018 - 2.11 pm
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4th November 2018 - 2.14 pm
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5 Rock Stars Who Tried Acting (And Failed Hard)
3rd November 2018 - 1.15 pm
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The Spoilers For Game Of Thrones' Last Season Sound Epic
2nd November 2018 - 1.15 pm
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We're Getting A 'Gladiator' Sequel, But Not The One We Need
2nd November 2018 - 1.15 pm
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5 Celebrity Benders More Epic Than Most Movies
2nd November 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Here's Why Spinoff TV Shows Are Formulaic Garbage
2nd November 2018 - 1.14 pm
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4 Sexual Behaviors That Have Become Oddly Common in Public
2nd November 2018 - 1.14 pm
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4 Easter Eggs In Superhero Movie Posters You Totally Missed
1st November 2018 - 1.04 pm
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5 Things You Learn About TV (By Trying To Sell A Show)
1st November 2018 - 1.04 pm
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This Is Probably The Dumbest News Story of 2018
31st October 2018 - 1.04 pm
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