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Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of Britain's richest men and vital backer of Brexit, has denied he is leaving a ship he steered onto the rocks and claimed he is only relocating to Monaco to enjoy better the sight of the sovereign UK becoming prosperous. Go to full article
Published: 10th August 2018 - 9.45 am
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Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of Britain's richest men and vital backer of Brexit, has denied he is leaving a ship he steered onto the rocks and claimed he is only relocating to Monaco to enjoy better the sight of the sovereign UK becoming prosperous. Go to full article
Published:
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Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of Britain's richest men and vital backer of Brexit, has denied he is leaving a ship he steered onto the rocks and claimed he is only relocating to Monaco to enjoy better the sight of the sovereign UK becoming prosperous. Go to full article
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