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Published: 21st April 2017 - 11.03 am
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‘Cosplay not just fancy dress’ says man dressed as Chewbacca or maybe some kind of hairy elf
16th August 2017 - 12.20 pm
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Everyone agrees to pretend dubstep didn’t happen
16th August 2017 - 12.40 pm
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Woman giving herself pep talk in mirror accidentally summons Morrissey
16th August 2017 - 9.31 am
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How much money would it take for you to just f**k off? world asks Trump
16th August 2017 - 7.58 am
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Parents practising shocked expressions ahead of son’s shit A-level results
16th August 2017 - 8.46 am
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Cat judging owner for taking it out on lead
15th August 2017 - 11.36 am
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White supremacists ‘commemorate the past’ by living with their parents
15th August 2017 - 10.07 am
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DVD still not working despite being wiped on man’s trouser leg 

15th August 2017 - 11.12 am
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Davis trying to sneak old Ford Fiesta he can’t shift into Brexit deal 

15th August 2017 - 8.00 am
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Despotic lunatic forces women to become ‘maids’ and wear matching uniforms
15th August 2017 - 8.18 am
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Usual dicks making idiotic fuss over maintenance of large bell
15th August 2017 - 8.37 am
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Gluten-free brownies mostly compost
14th August 2017 - 1.17 pm
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Passengers desperate to know backstory of bus drivers who didn’t wave to each other
14th August 2017 - 11.32 am
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Threatening nuclear war no longer the worst thing Trump has done this week
14th August 2017 - 10.19 am
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I like people who shout ‘Hail Trump’, confirms Trump
14th August 2017 - 7.46 am
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‘Sharting’ to be renamed ‘Faraging’
14th August 2017 - 8.06 am
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Hunt uses same plumber who installed NHS IT system
14th August 2017 - 8.35 am
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Old guy who is always in pub still not saying hello
13th August 2017 - 10.55 am
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Pretentious couple convinced they are turning Scandinavian
12th August 2017 - 9.32 am
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Google returns no search results for ‘sexism’ and ‘tax’
12th August 2017 - 10.43 am
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Men claiming to have attended disastrous music festivals to impress girls
11th August 2017 - 12.31 pm
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Contaminated eggs give you an egg for a head
11th August 2017 - 7.52 am
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Trump does not know difference between international diplomacy and Wrestlemania
11th August 2017 - 8.17 am
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Scottish Conservatives announce Tory T in the Park
11th August 2017 - 8.49 am
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Banknotes to be kept delicious
11th August 2017 - 9.36 am
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The Onion
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Baltimore Pigeons Shocked To Find Beloved Shitting Statues Gone
16th August 2017 - 5.01 pm
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Study Finds 1 In 8 Americans Abusing Alcohol
16th August 2017 - 3.28 pm
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Local Grandmother Feared Dead After Appearing In Woman'€™s Profile Picture
16th August 2017 - 2.49 pm
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Man Who Stood And Watched Robbery Acted On Pure Instinct
16th August 2017 - 2.40 pm
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Trump Blasts Critics Who Judge Neo-Nazi Groups By Most Extreme Members
15th August 2017 - 11.07 pm
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Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely
15th August 2017 - 11.06 pm
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Trump: '€˜There Is Hatred On Both Sides Of My Heart'€™
15th August 2017 - 10.50 pm
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What Is Trump'€™s Relationship With White Nationalism?
15th August 2017 - 9.13 pm
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Google, GoDaddy Pull Registration For Neo-Nazi Site
15th August 2017 - 8.50 pm
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job
15th August 2017 - 6.47 pm
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Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump'€™s Mind
15th August 2017 - 6.27 pm
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Golden State Worriers
15th August 2017 - 6.06 pm
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President'€™s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival
15th August 2017 - 5.18 pm
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The Dark Web Sucks Now That My Mom Is On It
15th August 2017 - 4.26 pm
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Contents Of The Voyager Golden Record
15th August 2017 - 3.47 pm
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Your Horoscopes '€” Week Of August 15, 2017
15th August 2017 - 3.53 pm
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'€˜Sex And The City'€™ Star Considering NY Governor Run
15th August 2017 - 3.10 pm
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No One Quite Sure Why 8-Year-Old Has Voice Of Lifelong Chain Smoker
15th August 2017 - 2.42 pm
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Condo Board Member Thinks Bylaw Cover-Up Might Go All The Way To Deb
15th August 2017 - 2.27 pm
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Amazon Issues Refunds For Counterfeit Eclipse Glasses
14th August 2017 - 10.06 pm
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Man Waiting To See How Few More Decades Of Racial Violence Play Out Before Taking Action
14th August 2017 - 8.17 pm
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Charlottesville Suspect Might Have Received Tacit Support From High-Level Government Figure
14th August 2017 - 5.34 pm
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Cleveland Browns Players Amazed By Star Rookie Comfortable Walking Around Shirtless
14th August 2017 - 5.07 pm
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Target '€˜Dorm Room Essentials'€™ Aisle Being Browsed Exclusively By 30-Year-Old Men With Studio Apartments
14th August 2017 - 5.09 pm
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White Nationalists: Do They Have A Hidden Agenda?
14th August 2017 - 5.11 pm
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Cracked
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Why We Hope Disney's Streaming Service Fails
15th August 2017 - 1.15 pm
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6 Ways Hollywood's Freaking Awful At Predicting The Future
16th August 2017 - 1.15 pm
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6 Movie Genres Hollywood Now Just Plain Sucks At
16th August 2017 - 1.15 pm
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5 Incredibly Creepy Things That Hollywood Finds Romantic
16th August 2017 - 1.15 pm
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I Am A Bee Detective. (Yes, That Is A Real Thing.)
16th August 2017 - 1.15 pm
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School Offers $100 For Front Place In Lunch Line
14th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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Why Getting Hacked Is The Best Thing That's Happened To HBO
14th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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Why Time Travel Wouldn’t Work For Everyone
14th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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5 Insanely Important Things We Never Make Movies About
15th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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5 Famous Corpses That Ended Up In Totally Random Places
15th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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5 Reasons Pokemon Gold Is Way Darker Than You Think
15th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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Become A Hotshot Developer And Watch Your Money Tree Grow
15th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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We Could've Avoided Trump By Listening To George Washington
13th August 2017 - 1.06 pm
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Drug Taste-Tester: 5 Totally Legal Jobs You Can Actually Get
14th August 2017 - 1.06 pm
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5 Celebrities Whose Lives Got Ruined By Their Movies
14th August 2017 - 1.06 pm
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'Back To School' Guides Have Lost Their Freaking Minds
14th August 2017 - 1.06 pm
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Donald Trump Has Proven The Existence Of The Multiverse
12th August 2017 - 1.03 pm
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7 Tales Of Rock Star Sex And Debauchery (That Are Pure WTF)
13th August 2017 - 1.03 pm
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Rob Lowe Survived Bigfoot: 6 Celebs Who- Wait, WHAT?
13th August 2017 - 1.03 pm
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6 Weirdly Specific Things Movies Thinks People In Bathrooms
13th August 2017 - 1.03 pm
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Become The Busiest Worker Bee With These 7 Courses
13th August 2017 - 1.03 pm
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Why Alien Abductees Are Wrong, But Not Lying
11th August 2017 - 1.00 pm
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I Get What Chefs Need (Even If It's Pet Store Guinea Pigs)
12th August 2017 - 1.00 pm
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6 Books That Were WAY Darker Than Their Movie Adaptations
12th August 2017 - 1.00 pm
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Game of Thrones Finally Unleashed The Dragons!
10th August 2017 - 1.22 pm
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James Bond to make a return to "deal with all this shit"
16th August 2017 - 6.02 pm
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You need to spend £44k on a decent washroom when you have this much blood on your hands, claims Jeremy Hunt
16th August 2017 - 5.58 pm
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You can't put a price on sovereignty, say people who won't live long enough to pay for it
16th August 2017 - 3.17 pm
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Co-worker inexplicably thinks you're interested in hearing about their commute
16th August 2017 - 1.31 pm
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'Watch Morecambe and Wise until you calm down' planet told
16th August 2017 - 1.05 pm
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Donald Trump says Rebel Alliance must also take blame for violence as Death Star had all the required permits
16th August 2017 - 11.54 am
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Aircraft carriers named after Royal Family because they're a huge waste of money, confirms MoD
16th August 2017 - 10.35 am
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'Nigel Farage: The Movie' to chronicle former UKIP leader's epic quest to fully enter Donald Trump's colon
16th August 2017 - 9.51 am
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Red Skull just standing up for free speech, says HYDRA spokesman
16th August 2017 - 9.26 am
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UK Brexit paper proposes 'magic' Irish border staffed by fairies
16th August 2017 - 9.11 am
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Donald Trump's Manufacturing Council now just him and man who outsourced his clothing line to China
15th August 2017 - 6.46 pm
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Scottish baby boxes to come pre-filled with cans of Irn-Bru and Greggs steak slices
15th August 2017 - 5.52 pm
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Child unhappy with aerodynamic properties of Daddy's shiny black frisbees
15th August 2017 - 5.31 pm
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'No pun intended' man finally confesses that pun was deliberate
15th August 2017 - 1.08 pm
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Kim Jong-Un boldly wets himself
15th August 2017 - 12.13 pm
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Regulated rail fares to rise from 'Outrageous' to 'Exorbitant'
15th August 2017 - 11.32 am
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Man photographed enthusiastically waving flaming torch at a Nazi rally unhappy at people calling him a Nazi
15th August 2017 - 11.22 am
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Archmaester under fire after taking two days to denounce White Walkers
15th August 2017 - 10.57 am
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Primark actually pronounced ‘Child-labour-mark’
15th August 2017 - 10.36 am
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Everyone successfully forgotten about that Grenfell Tower business
15th August 2017 - 10.23 am
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Americans delighted President Trump chose to sleep on it before denouncing violent racists as evil
14th August 2017 - 6.23 pm
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Trump finally condemns White Supremacists after a neo-Nazi claims more people attended Obama's inauguration
14th August 2017 - 2.04 pm
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Citronella Tiki Torches keen to disassociate themselves from Alt-Right movement
14th August 2017 - 11.54 am
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Jeremy Hunt's new toilet just two full-time NHS nurses following him around with a bedpan
14th August 2017 - 11.30 am
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David Miliband calls for a second vote on the 2010 Labour leadership election
14th August 2017 - 11.03 am
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