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Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular. Go to full article
Published: 10th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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People moaning on about Christmas stuff in shops getting earlier every year
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If I move down any more I’ll practically be shagging someone, says man on Tube
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Would your partner rather go out with their phone than you?
19th October 2018 - 8.30 am
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Boy racer on 814th consecutive night of driving around pointlessly
19th October 2018 - 7.50 am
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Motorist still longing to drive drawing of car he did aged eight
18th October 2018 - 11.20 am
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Not being able to remember colleague’s name reaching crisis point
18th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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It is the year 2137. Brexit has still not happened. Theresa May is still prime minister
18th October 2018 - 9.40 am
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‘Suggestion noted’ thinks cyclist approaching red light
18th October 2018 - 8.50 am
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40-year-old man has not forgiven mum for chucking out Tracy Island
18th October 2018 - 8.20 am
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Is your sex problem middle class enough for the Guardian?
18th October 2018 - 7.50 am
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Top five scarves to make you look like a twat
17th October 2018 - 10.50 am
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Yet another place that’s too far away legalises weed
17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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Rugby players worried about teammate drinking piss on his own
17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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Woman with whole life ahead of her going to spent it worrying about what someone just said
17th October 2018 - 9.00 am
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The older person’s guide to ruining social media
17th October 2018 - 8.20 am
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Daniel Craig unmanly for carrying baby, say fans unaware that Bond made quiche
17th October 2018 - 8.00 am
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Jayden is a perfectly normal name but ‘Paul’ is weird, eight-year-olds agree
17th October 2018 - 7.30 am
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Scientists discover man using outdoor car cover who isn’t an absolute arsehole
16th October 2018 - 10.40 am
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Government delays universal credit rollout until after it has f**ked up everything else
16th October 2018 - 9.50 am
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Absolute weirdo wants to spend time with colleagues outside of work 
16th October 2018 - 9.30 am
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Are you quirky or just annoying?
16th October 2018 - 8.40 am
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‘Yeah I think so’ apparently incorrect response to ‘Do you love me?’
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Five idiotic Irish border solutions Brexiters will love
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19th October 2018 - 5.26 pm
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Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family
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KIND Bar CEO Admits They Just Sort Of Find The Bars Like That
19th October 2018 - 3.38 pm
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‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation
19th October 2018 - 3.15 pm
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Heaven Can't Wait
19th October 2018 - 2.42 pm
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Thom Yorke Admits Vast Majority Of Musical Output Fueled By Constant Fear Of Being One-Upped By Coldplay
18th October 2018 - 9.34 pm
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Sprinter Feels Like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging
18th October 2018 - 9.09 pm
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Judge Denies Manafort Request To Wear Suit In Court
18th October 2018 - 7.43 pm
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Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize
18th October 2018 - 6.41 pm
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18th October 2018 - 5.26 pm
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New Ted Cruz Attack Ad Declares Beto O’Rourke Too Good For Texas
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Spot Where Dog Vomit Cleaned Up Now Noticeably Cleaner Than Surrounding Floor
18th October 2018 - 3.44 pm
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Elizabeth Warren Releases DNA Test On Native American Ancestry
17th October 2018 - 9.33 pm
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Melania Trump’s Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Smoke Begins Billowing Out Of First Lady
17th October 2018 - 7.33 pm
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All The Good Sentiments On ‘Get Well Soon’ Card Already Taken
17th October 2018 - 7.08 pm
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Authorities Say Blacklight Analysis Shows Velvet Poster Of Mushroom Kingdom Looking Even Cooler Than Previously Imagined
17th October 2018 - 6.36 pm
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17th October 2018 - 5.54 pm
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17th October 2018 - 4.18 pm
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Homemade DNA Test Proves Trump Boys Are At Least One Jar Blood
17th October 2018 - 4.21 pm
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Hey, So We're Not Getting A Flash Movie Until 2021
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Girl Bakes Dead Grandpa Into Cookies, Feeds Him To Class
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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5 Movie Stunts That Went Horrifyingly Wrong
19th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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A Strangely Convincing Theory About The 'Halloween' Series
19th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Horror Movie Character Logic That Falls Apart In Three Steps
19th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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4 Bad Ideas Directors Considered (And Some Actually Filmed)
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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When Your Quiet Town Becomes The Set Of 'Lord Of The Rings'
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The Bonkers Easter Egg Hiding in the New 'Star Wars' TV Show
15th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Tilda Swinton Secretly Played An Old Man In Her Latest Movie
15th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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6 Movie Franchises That Absolutely Refused To Die
16th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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A Brief History of Michael Myers' Mask From 'Halloween'
16th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Ancient Discoveries That Prove We've Evolved Into Wimps
15th October 2018 - 1.15 pm
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15th October 2018 - 1.15 pm
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12th October 2018 - 1.04 pm
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12th October 2018 - 1.04 pm
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James Gunn Is Writing (And Maybe Directing) Suicide Squad 2
10th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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19th October 2018 - 2.31 pm
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19th October 2018 - 2.15 pm
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19th October 2018 - 1.19 pm
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19th October 2018 - 9.51 am
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19th October 2018 - 9.25 am
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18th October 2018 - 3.08 pm
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18th October 2018 - 2.09 pm
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18th October 2018 - 12.43 pm
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Brexit transition period to be extended until all Leave voters have died
18th October 2018 - 11.35 am
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Dead people thank government for backdated sickness benefits
18th October 2018 - 11.06 am
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Boy who touched Prince Harry's beard to be thrown into the Tower of London
18th October 2018 - 10.05 am
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Esther McVey flaunts horns, cloven hooves and tail as she gives Universal Credit statement
18th October 2018 - 9.04 am
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Man responsible for Brexit mess still laughing his unaccountable tits off on a yacht somewhere
18th October 2018 - 8.28 am
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Canada legalises marijuana to help them cope with living next to America
17th October 2018 - 11.51 am
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Theresa May gives upbeat Brexit assessment as rats stream from Number 10 behind her
17th October 2018 - 11.29 am
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Piers Morgan basically Katie Hopkins with a smaller penis, confirm scientists
17th October 2018 - 10.19 am
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Theresa May wins cabinet backing for another 36 hours
17th October 2018 - 9.38 am
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Theresa May fails to negotiate free glass of tap water on flight to Brussels
17th October 2018 - 9.32 am
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Finalised Brexit deal immediately shreds itself in frame
16th October 2018 - 2.03 pm
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Sexually adventurous hippies need to be infiltrated much more than dangerous gangs, claims Met Police
16th October 2018 - 1.29 pm
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Chris Packham to present Hallowe’en Gothwatch for the BBC
16th October 2018 - 12.01 pm
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Brexit clusterf*ck actually a 'cunning plan' to make Universal Credit roll out look borderline competent
16th October 2018 - 11.33 am
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Nation horrified to discover begrudging sympathy for Theresa May
16th October 2018 - 10.40 am
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16th October 2018 - 10.34 am
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Latest Article

  


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Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular. Go to full article
Published:
Source: Cracked




The Daily Mash
Humour
People moaning on about Christmas stuff in shops getting earlier every year
19th October 2018 - 11.20 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
Humour
Office workers enjoy stressful, breakneck Friday lunch in pub
19th October 2018 - 10.40 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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If I move down any more I’ll practically be shagging someone, says man on Tube
19th October 2018 - 10.10 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Your guide to dealing with the aftermath of a one-night stand
19th October 2018 - 9.10 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Would your partner rather go out with their phone than you?
19th October 2018 - 8.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Boy racer on 814th consecutive night of driving around pointlessly
19th October 2018 - 7.50 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Motorist still longing to drive drawing of car he did aged eight
18th October 2018 - 11.20 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Not being able to remember colleague’s name reaching crisis point
18th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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It is the year 2137. Brexit has still not happened. Theresa May is still prime minister
18th October 2018 - 9.40 am
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The Daily Mash
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‘Suggestion noted’ thinks cyclist approaching red light
18th October 2018 - 8.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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40-year-old man has not forgiven mum for chucking out Tracy Island
18th October 2018 - 8.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Is your sex problem middle class enough for the Guardian?
18th October 2018 - 7.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Top five scarves to make you look like a twat
17th October 2018 - 10.50 am
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The Daily Mash
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Yet another place that’s too far away legalises weed
17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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Rugby players worried about teammate drinking piss on his own
17th October 2018 - 10.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Woman with whole life ahead of her going to spent it worrying about what someone just said
17th October 2018 - 9.00 am
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The Daily Mash
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The older person’s guide to ruining social media
17th October 2018 - 8.20 am
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The Daily Mash
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Daniel Craig unmanly for carrying baby, say fans unaware that Bond made quiche
17th October 2018 - 8.00 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Jayden is a perfectly normal name but ‘Paul’ is weird, eight-year-olds agree
17th October 2018 - 7.30 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Scientists discover man using outdoor car cover who isn’t an absolute arsehole
16th October 2018 - 10.40 am
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The Daily Mash
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Government delays universal credit rollout until after it has f**ked up everything else
16th October 2018 - 9.50 am
Source: The Daily Mash
The Daily Mash
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Absolute weirdo wants to spend time with colleagues outside of work 
16th October 2018 - 9.30 am
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The Daily Mash
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Are you quirky or just annoying?
16th October 2018 - 8.40 am
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The Daily Mash
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‘Yeah I think so’ apparently incorrect response to ‘Do you love me?’
16th October 2018 - 8.00 am
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The Daily Mash
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Five idiotic Irish border solutions Brexiters will love
16th October 2018 - 7.40 am
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The Onion
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These Rival Gang Members Came Together To Help Build A Community Playground To Fight Over
19th October 2018 - 5.41 pm
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The Onion
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Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder
19th October 2018 - 5.26 pm
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The Onion
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19th October 2018 - 4.28 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family
19th October 2018 - 4.37 pm
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KIND Bar CEO Admits They Just Sort Of Find The Bars Like That
19th October 2018 - 3.38 pm
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The Onion
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‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation
19th October 2018 - 3.15 pm
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19th October 2018 - 2.42 pm
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The Onion
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Thom Yorke Admits Vast Majority Of Musical Output Fueled By Constant Fear Of Being One-Upped By Coldplay
18th October 2018 - 9.34 pm
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The Onion
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Sprinter Feels Like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging
18th October 2018 - 9.09 pm
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The Onion
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Judge Denies Manafort Request To Wear Suit In Court
18th October 2018 - 7.43 pm
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The Onion
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Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize
18th October 2018 - 6.41 pm
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The Onion
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Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls
18th October 2018 - 5.26 pm
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The Onion
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Embarrassed CDC Announces It Accidentally Switched Flu Shots With HIV
18th October 2018 - 5.24 pm
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The Onion
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How To Charge Your Phone Faster
18th October 2018 - 5.10 pm
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The Onion
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New Ted Cruz Attack Ad Declares Beto O’Rourke Too Good For Texas
18th October 2018 - 4.34 pm
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18th October 2018 - 4.08 pm
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The Onion
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Spot Where Dog Vomit Cleaned Up Now Noticeably Cleaner Than Surrounding Floor
18th October 2018 - 3.44 pm
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The Onion
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Elizabeth Warren Releases DNA Test On Native American Ancestry
17th October 2018 - 9.33 pm
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The Onion
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Melania Trump’s Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing After Smoke Begins Billowing Out Of First Lady
17th October 2018 - 7.33 pm
Source: The Onion
The Onion
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All The Good Sentiments On ‘Get Well Soon’ Card Already Taken
17th October 2018 - 7.08 pm
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The Onion
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Authorities Say Blacklight Analysis Shows Velvet Poster Of Mushroom Kingdom Looking Even Cooler Than Previously Imagined
17th October 2018 - 6.36 pm
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The Onion’s Guide To Blockchain Technology
17th October 2018 - 6.18 pm
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Financial Experts Recommend Young Grifters Start Laying Groundwork For Long Con By 25
17th October 2018 - 5.54 pm
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Kinky Girlfriend Wants To Try Sexual Pleasure Tonight
17th October 2018 - 4.18 pm
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Homemade DNA Test Proves Trump Boys Are At Least One Jar Blood
17th October 2018 - 4.21 pm
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Cracked
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Hey, So We're Not Getting A Flash Movie Until 2021
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Cracked
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Girl Bakes Dead Grandpa Into Cookies, Feeds Him To Class
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Cracked
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5 Movie Stunts That Went Horrifyingly Wrong
19th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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A Strangely Convincing Theory About The 'Halloween' Series
19th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Cracked
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Horror Movie Character Logic That Falls Apart In Three Steps
19th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
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4 Bad Ideas Directors Considered (And Some Actually Filmed)
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
Source: Cracked
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When Your Quiet Town Becomes The Set Of 'Lord Of The Rings'
18th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
Source: Cracked
Cracked
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6 Tiny Glitches That Ruined Video Games Hilariously
17th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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5 Times Audiences Were Medically Traumatized By Movies
17th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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The Bonkers Easter Egg Hiding in the New 'Star Wars' TV Show
15th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Cracked
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Tilda Swinton Secretly Played An Old Man In Her Latest Movie
15th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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6 Movie Franchises That Absolutely Refused To Die
16th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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A Brief History of Michael Myers' Mask From 'Halloween'
16th October 2018 - 1.05 pm
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Cracked
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5 Ancient Discoveries That Prove We've Evolved Into Wimps
15th October 2018 - 1.15 pm
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6 Hilarious Blink-And-You'll-Miss-It Jokes In Recent Films
15th October 2018 - 1.15 pm
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The Creepiest (True?) Story I've Ever Heard
14th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Here's The Weirdest (And Best) Anime You'll See All Year
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Game Of Thrones Used Sci-Fi Weapons To Prevent Spoilers
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12th October 2018 - 1.04 pm
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12th October 2018 - 1.04 pm
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James Gunn Is Writing (And Maybe Directing) Suicide Squad 2
10th October 2018 - 1.14 pm
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Behold, The Most Hilariously Brutal Political Ad of 2018
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Facebook's pledge to always be free under threat after hiring Nick Clegg
19th October 2018 - 2.45 pm
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Facebook aims to rebuild nation's trust by hiring man no-one trusts
19th October 2018 - 2.31 pm
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Ladybirds forced to rebrand after 'sexism' complaints
19th October 2018 - 2.15 pm
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News Thump
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Seann Walsh and Katya Jones to give tender display of lovemaking on Strictly to avoid elimination
19th October 2018 - 1.19 pm
Source: News Thump
News Thump
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Dominic Raab's new restaurant 'The Meaningful Choice' allows patrons to eat the one dish they're offered, or go home
19th October 2018 - 9.51 am
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News Thump
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Roseanne disappointed at decision the kill off character with opioids and not fatal liberal political correctness
19th October 2018 - 9.25 am
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News Thump
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We would have sold you bone saws if we knew you needed them, Britain tells Saudi government
18th October 2018 - 3.08 pm
Source: News Thump
News Thump
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New case of Mad Cow disease detected after Scottish heifer insists no-deal Brexit is a 'fantastic idea'
18th October 2018 - 2.09 pm
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